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Post by shin on Jul 14, 2006 19:22:48 GMT -5
If anyone wants to find a picture of Baxter as an avatar and put in "I will tell tales of your compassion." as their sig, they're more than welcome to.
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Post by Ryosuke on Jul 18, 2006 21:48:38 GMT -5
Riley, they're talking shit about you on the concept album thread. Just thought you should know. Ken even had the nerve to insinuate that all you want is money and nothing else. The gall of him. |
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Post by maarts on Jul 19, 2006 8:27:13 GMT -5
Ryo, you tell-tale you. May your ponytail get all knotted up so when you comb it you cannot untangle it without tearing the hair right out of your scalp!  |
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Post by riley on Jul 21, 2006 6:11:38 GMT -5
Just got back home from Ontario after a week. I'll have to check out this concept album. I'm off for the next week as well, so I'm hoping that's ample time to carry on with the awards.
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Post by riley on Jul 24, 2006 5:04:50 GMT -5
...continued... *Riley's standing at the podium with Luke, holding his new award for Funniest Poster* Riley: See that bitch. The funniest. Luke: So would you be talking so much shit if InvisibleFloatingTorsoMan was around more? Riley: Um...probably not, but still... Luke: Right, because anyone who remembers him knows he's the funniest fucker around. So be thankful half the people here don't know him and get this fucking show back on track. It's been brutal watching you do laps around your house with that trophy for the better part of a month. Half the fucking audience has left. Riley: Alright. Fair game. Here to present the award for Poster You'd Most Like To Meet is this site's general manager and creator, Strat-O. *Strat makes his way to the stage through what's left of the audience after a month long commercial break* Strat: Hey guys. Great show so far. Glad to see you finally cleaned this thing up a bit Riley. I was considering canceling your lease arrangement a few awards back. Riley: Yeah I was pretty worried about that. So it just occurred to me that I'm up here hanging with two cats from the south. I'm a bit embarrassed that I don't have any pistols, whiskey, or slaves on my person at the moment. Strat: What? Riley: So Strat, you recently met up with one of our veterans, Ms. Mary Blaney, in Memphis I believe it was. How was that? Strat: Very cool. Mary's every bit as eloquent and interesting as everyone here would assume. Riley: Yeah I saw on Random Top 10's where KayJay invited her for a threesome. Strat: What the fuck Dog? Riley: Did I say threesome? I meant iced tea and Scrabble. Fuck. I always get those two events confused. My bad. So tell us who won this award Strat. *Strat opens the envelope whilst giving Riley the evil eye* Strat: And the Poster You'd Most like to meet is, Luke! Congratulations. *Luke puts down his drinks and takes the award* Luke: Thanks y'all. This is pretty cool. I'd love to meet everyone here in person, especially if Strat and KayJay are having threesome parties. Thing is the missus thinks you're all a bunch of nerds, and that I'm an even bigger nerd for having "little internet buddies", so it's unlikely we'll be inviting any of you fuckers over anytime soon. Plus our most recent slave isn't working out so well, and without the extra help, the homestead is going to shit. Anyway thanks for the award. Riley: Awww...my little partner got himself some hardware. Just remember who's funniest around here okay bitch. I got you a present to go with your award. Don't say I've never given you anything. Enjoy. We'll be right back..... *RVR & The Fragtones ease into a "Enough Pipe To Go Around (Strat's Lament)"* ...to be continued... |
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Post by rockysigman on Jul 24, 2006 5:56:07 GMT -5
I'm a bit embarrassed that I don't have any pistols, whiskey, or slaves on my person at the moment. holy shit man. |
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Post by Fuzznuts on Jul 24, 2006 7:17:36 GMT -5
I'm a bit embarrassed that I don't have any pistols, whiskey, or slaves on my person at the moment. holy shit man. Worth the wait. |
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Post by luke on Jul 24, 2006 11:23:39 GMT -5
Yeah, thanks again, guys.
Good stuff.
Hate to change this avatar/name change so soon, but it may be called for if I still want anyone to want to meet me.
Oh, and Riley, I've got a feeling it isn't a good idea to open my present at work, so I'll save it for a bit.
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Post by Kensterberg on Jul 24, 2006 14:22:00 GMT -5
LMAO! Nicely done, Dog.
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Post by phil on Jul 24, 2006 14:54:43 GMT -5
Lucas ~ Here's a SFW preview of Riley's present ...  She's quite young !! |
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Post by phil on Jul 24, 2006 14:58:06 GMT -5
Oh ! What the hell ...  |
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Post by phil on Jul 24, 2006 15:07:44 GMT -5
Bah ! Jamais deux sans trois ...  |
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Post by Galactus on Jul 24, 2006 15:13:34 GMT -5
Lucas is lucky, all I got was a fruit basket.
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Post by phil on Jul 24, 2006 15:21:47 GMT -5
Yes ! She's quite a dish ...
Back and front ...ÔÔ...
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Post by riley on Jul 24, 2006 16:55:46 GMT -5
I actually had no idea. I just thought the wireless pickup for her mic that was attached to her belt was pretty cool.
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