1st Annual Castaway Awards

[rockysigman]

rileydog said:

luke said:

How you handling multiple votes, dog?

I'm going to try to delegate the scoring if I can, but what do you think? A point each? Half point each?

I've got too much free time, so I can handle the tallying if you'd like, so long as you're still going to put together the Awards Show.

[dolly]

rileydog said:

That somehow doesn't surprise me. Dolly tell the Customer Service Manager to start spending less time with his cufflinks and more time on ... erm ... multiplying things for you.

I know. He's always been a lazy one. Bet he's straight at the Internet porn while I'm out tonight...

[Kensterberg]

rockysigman said:

rileydog said:

I'm going to try to delegate the scoring if I can, but what do you think? A point each? Half point each?

I've got too much free time, so I can handle the tallying if you'd like, so long as you're still going to put together the Awards Show.

One more reason why Rocky is the best overall poster.

[rockysigman]

No reason to make Riley do all the heavy lifting.

[riley]

Thanks buddy.

[rockysigman]

No problem, dog.

Have we set a deadline for voting yet? I imagine we should give it a while...

[riley]

yeah no rush.

[JesusLooksLikeMe]

Best Username - JohnOatesDog

Best Avatar - IFTM's Monty Python one.

Best Front Page Board - IM

Best Interior Thread - With apologies to Other than Death Metal..., I think it's the two-part Allen Key thread combo.

Best Photo - In absolute terms I should go for luke's photoshop masterpiece, but I'll vote for beadzy with guitar, since I actually took that one and that makes me like fucking Man Ray or something. When she goes out and I finally figure out photobucket, I'll put up the one of her straddling the bass. Just for the internet porn comment she made a few posts back.

Best Music Taste - luke. It used to be Riley, but now I've seen a bit more of the fine print in his vinyl collection.

Most Impressive Music Knowledge - maarts. Just ahead of rock doc, ken H, Mantis and all the other nerdy experts.

Most Impressive Movie Knowledge - Adam. Good all rounder. Yes, he can do the foreign language and gay cowboy shit, but he also looks at home in a Darth Vader mask. Cool.

Best Record/Concert Reviewer - Everyone here is strong in this area. I'll vote for Thorny. Why? Because he's enthusiastic and infectious above all else.

Best Movie Reviewer - weeping guitar. I'm not an expert on this one, but weeping deserves some credit for helping keep movies firmly on the map on these and the old forums throughout the last 5 years.

Funniest Poster - Plenty of these, although you automatically get excluded for saying The Office sucks, which narrows the field a bit. luke, trace, layla... lots of funny people. But really it's the big gay bum dart champion who walks away with this one.

Most Mysterious Poster - There's no mystery anymore. I blame photos and friends and family boards.

Gayest Poster - slarknaked. He's way gayer than that patlogi chap. Patlogi's virtually halfway to hetero. luke and rocky both obsess over Jack White's cock though. That should be noted and filed.

Poster Who Appears To Get The Most Ass - Master lucas. His light sabre has been wielded mightily all over the bayou. And most of the rest of us just eat cucumbers.

Poster With The Coolest Posting Style - le scarecrow. It's the deluxe emoticons.

Poster You Would Most Like To Meet In Person - IFTM. That's not going to cost much petrol money.

Most Missed Poster - IFTM. Funnier that Riley? Possibly. It's a close call.

Sexiest Male Poster - I suppose I'll go with the flow and chase the 2 rileybucks.

Sexiest Female Poster - dolly. I think other female posters will gladly allow me a little bias here.

Best Regional Posting Contingent - This has always been between Canada, Louisiana and UK for me. But Canada has kept more of the posters around and gets it again.

Most Easy To Get Along With Poster - paul cook and ken holzman are tough to not get along with.

Most Political Poster - shin.

Most Intelligent Poster - Our lady of Blaney. Drum and Mantis are not exactly thick, mind.

Most Globally Focused Poster - I don't know. Drum.

Most Culturally Focused Poster - Drum

Cobra or Mongoose - Didn't the white worm, of Bram Stoker fame, shoot a mongoose with a revolver? That was the best mongoose passage in the history of gothic horror.

Best Overall Poster - Ah, the blue riband award. The king of all awards. In spite of the lilac shirt and the appalling corporate whoredom, my vote goes to Riley.

[riley]

we're not playing bum darts this afternoon. I have too much shit to do, so forget it.

[bowiglou]

I'm not voting since no one is voting for me


phhhffffttttt!!!!

[Kensterberg]

Hey Bow, Drum and I both voted for you! You could at least return the favor!

[shin]

Your own dad isn't insane enough or something?

[shin]

kenholzman said:

Best Avatar: Mantis has consistently amusing avatars, with great captions, so I think he takes this category. Special notice, however, goes to Shin (I think it was) with the bouncing ta-ta's. That just might have been the best avatar ever.

[Kensterberg]

shin said:

kenholzman said:

Best Avatar: Mantis has consistently amusing avatars, with great captions, so I think he takes this category. Special notice, however, goes to Shin (I think it was) with the bouncing ta-ta's. That just might have been the best avatar ever.

Without a doubt. Best. Avatar. Ever. EVER

I bet that girl has a pretty face to go along with the rest of her assets.

[sisyphus]

poseidon said:

sisyphus said:

Best Username: Mantis

Best Avatar: Mary’s pic of N.Cave

Best Front Page Board: Kat’s Time Zone

Best Interior Thread: How to Make a Hamb Bomb, in terms of name-weirdness, but the Movie Board 2.1 in terms of content-coolness

Best Photo: Samples’ two-faced boyfriend tending the fire,

Best Music Taste: JLLM

Most Impressive Music Knowledge: maarts / Dr. Drum / Skvorecky

Most Impressive Movie Knowledge: Mary

Best Record/Concert Reviewer: Thorny

Best Movie Reviewer: Rocky

Funniest Poster: Frag

Most Mysterious Poster: Somebody

Most Emotionally Balanced: Strat-o

Poster Who Appears To Get The Most Ass: Wayved or Riley

Poster With The Coolest Posting Style: Layla

Poster You Would Most Like To Meet In Person: Adam, cuz I bet he’d flail his limbs a lot, and bounce off walls like a skinny vibrating monkey wrapped in paintball streaks and hot glue...

Most Missed Poster: (still too new for this business)

Sexiest Male Poster: Ken Holzman

Most Psychologically Insightful: Rockkid

Sexiest Female Poster: Dolly

Most Easy To Get Along With Poster: Rocky. He’s clearly a mingler. He’d make a great spy. or diplomat.

Most Political Poster: Chrisfan

Most Intelligent Poster: Mary

Most Globally Focused Poster: Paul Cook

Most Culturally Focused Poster: RIT

Cobra or Mongoose: Mongoose, cuz I had a pet Mongoose named Sucrose when I was a wee lass.

Best Overall Poster: Frag. It’s all about the bizarre wit funny bunny.

You skipped most "gay" Sissy.

i had hoped nobody would notice...