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Post by Kensterberg on Feb 6, 2007 15:40:32 GMT -5
We need the awards show to come back or there might a be crusade-like campaign to have riley spanked like a naughty naughty boy. Did Riley cancel the Awards Show and not tell anyone about it? Cheeky bugger. |
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Post by kool on Feb 6, 2007 15:44:14 GMT -5
Ken, did you at least receive your "best over all poster" award? Or were the awards canceled before you got it? If I recall correctly, you certainly had the votes.
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Post by Kensterberg on Feb 6, 2007 15:47:41 GMT -5
Ken, did you at least receive your "best over all poster" award? Or were the awards canceled before you got it? If I recall correctly, you certainly had the votes. No, that's one of the big "end of the evening" sort of awards, and Riley apparently never made it that far. So I've got no idea if you guys really, really like me or not.  |
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Post by RocDoc on Feb 6, 2007 16:11:46 GMT -5
I mean, yeah, you're OK, Ken...in spite of being a lawyer...
;D
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Post by Thorngrub on Feb 6, 2007 16:50:18 GMT -5
yes, we're down w/your paradoxical nature, holzie
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Post by Kensterberg on Feb 6, 2007 17:32:29 GMT -5
So you guys like me? You really really like me?! Ahhhhhhh ... well, I'd like to thank the Academy, and my parents, friends and family for making me so damn fucked up ... etc., etc.
;D
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Post by RocDoc on Feb 6, 2007 17:38:59 GMT -5
Just like a lawyer...it's always someone else's fault....
;D
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Post by Kensterberg on Feb 6, 2007 17:52:25 GMT -5
Just like a lawyer...it's always someone else's fault.... ;D Put on your best Dylan inflection ... to the tune of "Just Like a Woman" ... Nobody is to blame,
Tonight is our turn to sue the train.
Everybody knows that baby needs new clothes
But lately I see her ribbons and her bows have come without disclaimers of liability.
Oh she takes just like a lawyer.
And she makes suites just like a lawyer.
And she fakes just a like a lawyer.
Then she giggles just like a little girl.
Oh Mary, she's my paralegal,
I do believe that I'll go take a deposition.
Everybody's guessed that baby can't be distressed
Until she finally sees that she's like all the rest
With her shredded files, her dismembering, and her fears.
Oh she takes just like a lawyer.
And she makes up just like a lawyer.
And she fakes just like a lawyer.
But she brakes just like another witness. |
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Post by loudaab on Feb 6, 2007 20:27:22 GMT -5
Just like a lawyer...it's always someone else's fault.... ;D Put on your best Dylan inflection ... to the tune of "Just Like a Woman" ... Nobody is to blame,
Tonight is our turn to sue the train.
Everybody knows that baby needs new clothes
But lately I see her ribbons and her bows have come without disclaimers of liability.
Oh she takes just like a lawyer.
And she makes suites just like a lawyer.
And she fakes just a like a lawyer.
Then she giggles just like a little girl.
Oh Mary, she's my paralegal,
I do believe that I'll go take a deposition.
Everybody's guessed that baby can't be distressed
Until she finally sees that she's like all the rest
With her shredded files, her dismembering, and her fears.
Oh she takes just like a lawyer.
And she makes up just like a lawyer.
And she fakes just like a lawyer.
But she brakes just like another witness.Would it be safe to say that you have too much time on your hands? |
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Post by Ryosuke on Feb 6, 2007 20:32:19 GMT -5
Probably. We all do.
Holzaman is evil, guys. I can't beleive you all vote him as the best overall poster. You must be all evil.
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Post by Galactus on Feb 6, 2007 20:34:10 GMT -5
Evil's cool though, I bet he wears a black leather jacket.
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Post by kool on Feb 6, 2007 22:55:04 GMT -5
Pew makes some valid points. But most are nonsense.
That said, I hope it doesn't get to the point where he is banned again. All he has to do is tone it down a little so every discussion on these boards doesn't revolve around his opinions. It's happened before and it seems to be happening again. Seems like June 2006 all over again...
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Post by kool on Feb 6, 2007 22:58:22 GMT -5
And since we're posting lyrics, he's a song that pretty much sums up PEW's purpose on these boards. "Firestarter" by the Prodigy.
I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator
I'm the fear addicted, a danger illustrated
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated - yeah
I'm the pain you tasted, well intoxicated
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter
I'm the self inflicted, mind detonator - yeah
I'm the one infected, twisted animator
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Post by Kensterberg on Feb 6, 2007 23:00:07 GMT -5
Evil's cool though, I bet he wears a black leather jacket. Indeed I do! And I'm thinking about getting a motorcycle instead of another sports car. Why? Because I'm evil, EVILLLLLLL!  Well, that and the fact that they're cheap and can get like 65 mpg. |
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Post by kool on Feb 6, 2007 23:16:59 GMT -5
Motorbikes are evil. My bro-in-law was in a motorcyle accident back in '92. He was hospitalized for about 2 months and had to undergo surgery for about two years so he could pee and take a dump the natural way again. His jaw was also knocked out of place so his upper and lower teeth were wired shut for 30 days so it could heal. He ate out of a straw that entire time and lost 20kgs in the process. He also broke his arm and cracked his skull and pelvis. And to top it all off, he was impotent for about 3 years. Still want that bike Ken?  |
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