KORN

[Thorngrub]

[glow=red,2,300]My friend says it should be called Stone Sour though. I think it sounds more like slipknot than stone sour. [/glow]


Ok your friend is insane. It's the fuckin KNOT all the way. StoneSour my ass.

I can't fuckin wait to get that shit tomorrow. I'm going to get it on VINYL as well as CD:

thoRny bought hisself a friggin TURNTABLE on Friday~!! ;D

Man it's a $300 'table I got for $70 (just because the dustcover isn't attached, and the clip that affixes the arm is gone.) Other than that, the thing works like a charm. I was spinnin records all weekend, and they sounded kickass, mainly cuz the needle that came w/my 'table is a high-quality Expanded Dynamic Range $30 needle. I was kickin' it to old Zep records, YES (Close To The Edge), and by tomorrow the new SlipKnot will be crankin out in all its intended, vinyl glory.

Life is good again.

[Thorngrub]

KORN IS THE GREATEST BAND ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!! ;D

[theladyofthelake]

Indeed.

[theladyofthelake]

My great-grandma slipped me some mega-bucks last night for my vacation, God love her. I'm gonna go buy the new Slipknot today, Thorny, so don't burn it for me, if you haven't already.

[Thorngrub]

Ok m'Lady. I was going to get around to that but quick -- instead been runnin around takin care o' bizness. Yesterday for instance I finally went out to Barry's house about 30 min drive from SLC -- to check out his 3 English Setters - lovely, floppy eared doggies all -- and we went out shootin' a couple of his wicked ass guns. Ohmigod it was funner than fuck! I got to shoot this .40 calibre GLOCK, hell yeh! That shit holds ten phat snubby rounds in a clip, no safety -- slap in the clip, and it's ready to shoot. I fired at least 40 rounds off that thing, and didn't do too bad hittin the target. [We used this solid iron railroad tie plate as the target] Goddamn it was awesome. But then the real treat came next . . . I fired this precious little .357 Magnum Smith & Wesson (360 Model) which is a snub-nosed little revolver that can fit in your back pocket snug as a bug. The casing is made out of Titanium, and holds 5 slugs. The frame was cast in aluminum with Scadium-impregnation, which makes the gun worth nearly $700 because a normal aluminum casing will crack from the explosive power of, say -- a .357 Personal Safety Round (which we indeed fired). Hotdamn that little thing had a wicked bark & kick. I fired several .38 Special rounds from it (the lightest calibre), then I fired several regular .357 rounds (heavy calibre/serious recoil)....and then we loaded in the precious .357 Personal Safety Rounds....these are the Super Heavy Calibre bullets that pack more gunpowder than all the rest, resulting in a Mean Motherfucking Kick-&-a-Half and the fuckin Bomb of Gunshot. The kind of round that hurts your fuckin hand -- after 5 shots of that, ya need a break.

It was the funnest shit I've done in a long time.

*Gun Frenzy In My Eyes* <~~~That's what the snubnose looked like

[theladyofthelake]

Well, I'm buying a Chi iron today. $115 for a hair straightener. But it will by god straighten some hair, unlike that $14.99 Wal-Mart Conair shit. I've had my boss's iron for like 2 months and she finally demanded it back today (haha), so it was perfect timing. I go pick mine up at lunch - her hairdresser friend got me a good deal. Yes, $115 is a good deal on these things. But they're worth every last shiny red penny. Oh, the lengths we go to for beauty - and frizz-less hair.

(Yes, my grandma gave me LOTS AND LOTS of money!!!)

[theladyofthelake]

FLORIDA IN 10 DAYS, BABY!!!!

[Thorngrub]

[glow=yellow,2,300]But it will by god straighten some hair[/glow]


LmAo! That's awesome. You know -- I've been havin this problem w/frizziness on tha top of me head...

I'm so jealous of you going to Fla. My horoscope told me today that I should go visit someone I love, just not my Mother or family. It said now was the time . . . (but alas, I am broke)

But I know you'll have a wicked fun time at the beach with Dustin. That's gunna be soooo cool!

Well let me know what you think of the new 'Knot after you've heard it all a few times. . . my fave tracks:

Circle
Vermillion (part 1)
Vermillion (part 2)
The first track (whatever it's called)
The Blister Exists (track 2)

There's some smokin shit on there. I gotta burn you the new Skinny Puppy! Perhaps this weekend I can get over to Matt's....

...In the meantime, I still have 6 ready-to-go discs 4 U m'Lady. They should be mailed off Monday at the latest.

Take care

[Thorngrub]

I am living without you...
You think everything will be fine;
I fight making it hard to lie
Realize...nothing is left inside

I'm 'bout to break somefuckin' off!!!
*(going to lose my mind)*
I'm 'bout to break somefuckin' off!!!
*(feel like it is time)*
I'm 'bout to break somefuckin' off!!!
*(now it will be mine)*
I'm 'bout to break somefuckin' off!

My lie is going to hurt you...
My face not going to wait this time,
I play games just to spite you--
I know you're gonna believe this time

I'm 'bout to break somefuckin' off!!!
*(going to lose my mind)*
I'm 'bout to break somefuckin' off!!!
*(feel like it is dying)*
I'm 'bout to break somefuckin' off!!!
*(now it will be mine)*
I'm 'bout to break somefuckin' off!

Feel me
As I'm
Laughing-!
Leaving-!
Eating-!
Fucking-!
Hating-!
All this
Bullshit-!
Maybe
I can't
Stand this!!!

FUCK! FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK! FUCK!FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!

*I CAN'T STAND THIS!*

I'm 'bout to break somefuckin' off!!!
*(going to lose my mind)*
I'm 'bout to break somefuckin' off!!!
*(feel like it is time)*
I'm 'bout to break somefuckin' off!!!
*(now it will be mine)*
I'm 'bout to break somefuckin' off!

OFF! OFF! OFF! OFFFF!!!

[CitizenDick]

That's pure poetry, man.

[theladyofthelake]

I hate to correct you, thorny, but it is, in fact:

I'm 'bout to break someFUCKIN' offffffff![/b][/size]
the whole way through.

Listen closely.

[theladyofthelake]

Finally settled on which Link tattoo I want. This is it. Reminds me the most of Dustin. He strikes this pose all the time w/his sword and shield. hehe

[Meursault]

...I like Korn's first album

...JERRY LEE LEWIS!

[RocDoc]

C'mon Thorn....no Berrettas, no Walthers PPKs?

I have some gun collector friends who'll sometimes invite us over to the range who've got such an INFINITE variety of 'pieces'....

Tho I am a TERRIBLE shot.

I had a friend who also collected guns, having even the piece de resistance, a Thompson submachine gun....but who didn't quite respect the destructive power he could hold in one hand.
He brought a Colt .45, a massive friggin gun to a friend's house over the Memorial Day weekend in 1976(fuck, 28 years ago...), the Marx Brothers' 'At The Circus' was on, drinks were drunk, smokes were smoked...and he thought he had the safety on while fucking around with this thing.

Nope. Splattered his fucking brains all over his best friend's apartment wall....what a damn nightmare all around....

I very much have had a love-hate affair with guns since then...but a Berretta is sculpture! It is beauty to behold....

[Thorngrub]

Ah, m'Lady . . . of course I knew it was "break some fuckin off" (at least, that's what I've always heard) . . . but then I went and double-checked my interp against some lyric database (you know how that goes with our favorite balladeer's words): Korn is right up there with Zeppelin when it comes to fans hearing different things come out of their lead singer's mouth. When I saw this site with the line "break somebody off", I kinda liked the new meaning inherent to it (and I must confess it seemed, at the time, to make more sense than the F-word). Although I did listen to the tune and heard naught but "fuckin off"....I would wager a discussion as to the true significanse of what Jonathan means in that chorus would render some interesting comments...

Anyhow, as you can see, I've corrected the text above, in order to maximize the accuracy of our favorite band's latest exhortation in expressive lyricism.