KORN

[Thorngrub]

And as for the advertiser's claim that there's "New Artwork" in it? *BULLSH!T ON THAT*, it's the same old fucking artwork just rehashed, and --ooh, get this for "new" -- showcased here & there through JIGSAW PUZZLE PIECE SHAPES! *gasp* Man, thanks for the "new" artwork, fukkers

[Thorngrub]

jackory said:

Yeah, I think you have to be "sippin' on some syrup" to enjoy any Chopped and Screwed mix.

LmAo ! No doubt . . . . ya need "green teeth" to even get anywhere near "tha zone" for this shit !

\m/ Hailz 2 tha big fuckin' Q! \m/

[Thorngrub]

fuckin' "Korn vs Dem Franchise Boyz", whatever.

Haven't heard it. Don't wanna hear it.

I swear, I am going to do my best to get my money back on this.

I 've got my receipt (and I realize that once opened, in good shape, there's nothing the retailer can do). *however*:

I CAN at least try and call "FAKE!" on this product, and insist that it is, in fact, a corrupted effort of rehashed, unabashedly horrible garbage w/out merit in the least, and that as a real die hard fan of the band, who is used to quality material being released from them, am so appalled by this sorry excuse for a valid release, that I WANT TO SEND A MESSAGE TO THE MANUFACTURER / STUDIO / EXECS or whoever is actually responsible for this - - aye, even & ESPECIALLY KORN THEMSELVES if they truly be behind this scam - - and let them know LOUD & CLEAR that I won't stand for this kind of lowbrow, moneysucking tactics.

I will INSIST they return it w/a note that says: "Undamaged product returned, at the consumers insistence, on the basis it is irredeemably horrible in every way"

[Thorngrub]

ladybug said:

thorny said:

Ok, so Chopped, Screwed, Live & Unglued is the WORST PIECE OF GARBAGE I have ever had the unfortunate luck to stumble across . . . I can't believe I forked over the $26 for this abject, rehashed drivel.

*BE WARNED, UNSUSPECTING KORN FANS*

Disc 1:

Ok, so I was wondering if these songs were the same studio versions that appear on the album, or what. Answer: NO. They are the creatively dead, horrifically bad, utterly worst-of-the-lot *REMIX PRODUCT* of one "DJ MIKE WATT" (may you burn in hell for the rest of eternity, you total degenerate).

~ Twisted Transistor has been butchered beyond belief, mainly cuz it has been S*L*O*W*E*D DOWN to a PATHETIC, drugged-out parody of the original song's intent. GONE is the liveliness; you can actually hear Jon's vocals s-l-o-w-e-d down to a crawling, low pitch that m a k e s your e a r s d--r--a--g like you've just OD'd on v-a-l-i-u-m-s, I mean, I'm not kidding here, but it becomes obvious after painfully tolerating half of the track, *that it ain't gunna stop*, that it's S-L-O-Wed down to an unbearably horrid pace for the entirety of the track, and I

*pushed SKIP*

~And then HYPOCRITES was the exact same thing ! ! Fucking HORRID ! To hear Jonathan's voice dragging like a retarded ape on a cocktail of steroids & downers is UNBEARABLE. And every fuckin' ten seconds you hear cutting in "DJ MIKE WATTS! wickwick DJ MIKE WATTS! wackwack", ohmygod - - Adam - - LADY !! - - I was MORTIFIED.

Thorny, you do realize that's what "chopped & screwed" music is, don't you? That it's slowed waaaay way down? It's a rap movement that started in Houston a while back and has gradually become more popular. I've heard it because a friend of mine dates a guy who listens to it, and my first thought was indeed DAMN; you have to be on drugs to enjoy this. It sounds like a dragging cassette tape. But I was curious to hear a screwed Korn remix. Still am.

Wow, Lady. I honestly did not know about that. Hmmm . . . *at least there's a basis for rationalization for this, now*


That gives me a *tiny* bit of relief. . . .

... yeah I'm trading this horrible product in.

Should've gotten Eno's 77 Million Paintings instead. . . .

[Thorngrub]

... but , you know, the koRn remiXes have always been "hit & miss", and I was hopin for a coupla hits. *sigh*

Least I can do is. . . .*gag* . . . tolerate the rest of it, dragging the depths for @least 1 shiny tidbit stuck in there. . . . could happen . . . .

*shudders*

[Adam]

Wow. Its a good thing I decided to get some DVDs instead.

I had no idea what "chopped and screwed" meant either. Doesn't sound too good. The only remix album I own is No Protection - Massive Attack vs. Mad Professor and I don't really listen to it that much.

I'll hold off.

There's no pawn shops in your area, Thorn? There's a couple of retail stores in my area that take used cds/dvds. You might not get much money back but if you're looking to really get rid of it, that would be the way to go.

[Thorngrub]

Well, ya know, I don't care about the money. I've cooled off a bit. Haven't watched the bonus dvd disc yet. Will wanna at least check that out before returning it- - & if there's anything the least bit cool on there, will probably end up deciding to hang onto it (for posterity's sake, at least).

[Thorngrub]

I'm trying to get my "Free Korn Tix" on myspace right now. . . .


*fingers crossed*

[Thorngrub]

It must be jammed w/applicants. . . .

*aargh!*

[TheLady]

What free Korn tix?

[Thorngrub]

It's this offer on myspace I got . . . *ooh, it's doing something* !
(hold on)

[Thorngrub]

yup, dey it is ! ! !

[Thorngrub]

So yeah, it's this Myspace.com offer, where the first 500 myspace users who respond get 2 free ticket vouchers to the next Korn show in their area. You just have to fill out this questionaire, first. (Which I'm in the process of doing now)

So yeah . . . . . Did you see the "I Demand Korn Play In My City" thing myspace was doing? I put in my vote for Salt Lake . . .

[Thorngrub]

. . .but this questionaire is taking forever . . . . & I can already smell the avalanche of new spam it's going to engender *groan*

[TheLady]

I demanded Shreveport, LA.