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Post by strat-0 on Aug 15, 2004 17:58:19 GMT -5
*Bolts doors*
Oh, LAYLA...
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Post by mellie on Aug 26, 2004 20:07:08 GMT -5
Honey, quit asking to be everyones dinner!! I dont think we will ever make enough money to keep making your prosthetics, and there are just some parts of you I like better animated. ;D
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Post by maarts on Aug 27, 2004 7:12:49 GMT -5
...besides one has only to look at the picture in Mellie's profile and wonder if they really, really want to eat that....!
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Post by strat-0 on Aug 27, 2004 8:43:05 GMT -5
...and there are just some parts of you I like better animated.
Animated or marinated?
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ueb
Struggling Artist
I'm strong as I'm mellow baby strong as I'm mellow I sure am happy for that --- Curve
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Post by ueb on Aug 27, 2004 23:10:39 GMT -5
Oh, I so used to love those RS Stats conversations. Always made me laugh at any rate.  |
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Post by pattentank24 on Sept 4, 2004 16:33:11 GMT -5
Here's some Real life comedy just a week ago
An apartment gate got stuck with my windows down it being 3:45 am on a Sat night not in the best witts not drunk though I tried to move the gate out of the car when it retracted and .....
Cracked Me in the Nose causing a huge gash on the left side and bleeding like I was shot in the face so much blood on my clothes and car that the gate guard was convinced I had been beaten with the gate's arm since the Wooden gate HAD BEEN BROKEN(by my nose)and wanted to know if I saw who had done this I'm still a bit in shock am laughing at the notion that this has happened
when my girlfriend is walking out to greet me and sees the blood and this man standing by my window and due to poor lighting becomes convinced that this guy did something to me She Picks up the other half of the gate and swings her half striking the guard in the back as he slumps up against my hood luckly for her he wasn't holstering a gun she asks if I'm alright
I start laughing again and say" I'm fine but it's been a bad night for the gate"
I get out help the guard up and appologize for her behavior he's fine a little shaken up
I spend the rest of early Sun Morning getting my skin reattached no stiches needed
So I crash at her apartment wake up around 2pm and she says "I got a present for you" she has my bike chain and put a small piece of the gate on the wheels
So when anybody asked what happened last week I just pointed to the piece on the chain
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Post by riley on Sept 13, 2004 21:32:21 GMT -5
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Post by strat-0 on Sept 14, 2004 9:41:04 GMT -5
Oh - that's too funny, Riley!
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Post by RocDoc on Sept 14, 2004 11:55:01 GMT -5
I like the way the guy pops off the paperclip's eyes...
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PT, you were in a convertible I take it?
And the 'gate' was like one of those railroad crossing things that pivots at one end...but at the parking lot entryway of your apt complex....
THWACK!
Man, the time I'd gotten whacked on the bridge of the nose that way, I didn't laugh til WAY later. Just cause mine was a pretty dumb miscalculation....I was trying to pull down a couple of dead branches down from a tree in a buddy's back yard(the same Bear's game probably where I demolished a screen door when I didn't see it....spoken about on another board hereabouts...)and I'm yanking these branches when all of a sudden I'm aware of 2 inch diameter 3 foot long piece pin-wheeling its way down from a pretty good height....and the middle of this branch 'THWACKED' me right across the bridge of the nose.
I was like 'Holy FUCK!' because it hurt like getting kicked hard in the shins and my eyes began to water uncontrollably....just running around the yard 'fuckfuckfuckfuck...' til my friend came back from inside where he was making himself a drink...
Taught ME to be 'helpful'...NOT!
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Post by Galactus on Sept 14, 2004 15:37:25 GMT -5
I was funny once upon a time. I don't what happened though...I think working 70 hour weeks for the last four months has sucked all the funny out. I'd like to be funny again soon though. Being in a bad mood most of the time makes my humor dry and sarcastic which just doesn't translate very well over a message board (see CE for examples). Untill I'm back on the good foot though I think Riley has done a fantastic job. That bastard cracks me up...
I demand more diner convo's with your parents, riley. That is honestly the hardest I've laughed in a while.
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Post by RocDoc on Sept 14, 2004 17:44:32 GMT -5
...just write about how you got accidentally thwacked across the face with a board, a log or a lead pipe, DED. Accidental slapstick always gets a rise from most people.  ~ 'Yeah, it's always funny when it happens to someone else....but when it happens to you, it's tragedy'
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Post by Ryosuke on Sept 14, 2004 20:33:16 GMT -5
Or you could always follow my example and blurt out random body parts in different languages.
Say Rocdoc, how do you say penis in Lithuanian?
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Post by RocDoc on Sept 14, 2004 21:08:31 GMT -5
LOL! Ryo what was that vagina one? 'Manke', 'manko' or something?
'Bibys' is prob the favorite, most offensive term....like when you want to call someone a major dick...
*bee bee-ss`
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Post by Galactus on Sept 14, 2004 21:27:07 GMT -5
Ok, well I didn't get hit with a board but one of my employees did. Today as a matter of fact. We have a board that holds the ice machine lid open and it fell and hit girl on the head. She bled. I guess that was pretty funny. Go-nads.
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Post by Ryosuke on Sept 14, 2004 21:41:05 GMT -5
RocDoc - That would be manko, as used in the correct context by Sir Riley in the below sentence: I declared to my wife that ... "my manko is a tad itchy this morning". I forgot what sport it was, but I think I remember hearing about an athlete whose name was Mankovitch or something. Suffice it to say that everyone in Japan got a good laugh at his expense. Of course, I'm pretty sure that thereÕs an obscure language out there in which Ryosuke means "anal rape addict". Bibys. I'll remember that. |
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