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Post by Adam on Apr 30, 2006 8:48:02 GMT -5
They should have asked him if he lived in a castle. ;D
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Post by luke on May 5, 2006 10:14:49 GMT -5
So some of these kids insisted that they see a picture of me with my mullet I had to have when I pledged, so my wife brought a picture to school. Now they think I'm the coolest.
Teacher appreciation week, she's been getting all kinds of steak and cajun food for lunch all week. I'm jealous.
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Post by rockysigman on May 5, 2006 10:57:38 GMT -5
Steak and cajun food? What the fuck? What happened to a friggin' apple.
By the way, this is the best board since Riley Has Dinner With His Parents.
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Post by Fuzznuts on May 5, 2006 11:15:51 GMT -5
By the way, this is the best board since Riley Has Dinner With His Parents. Speaking of which, aren't we about due for another installment? |
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Post by luke on May 5, 2006 11:20:17 GMT -5
I don't think Riley eats with his parents anymore. As for me, yeah, I need to get a move on before summer starts. Might throw one in later today. Got one loosely connected to the rooster story I just posted on funny/bizzarre news.
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Post by luke on May 8, 2006 13:07:38 GMT -5
So I just got an e-mail telling me that Hollister Boy bought a $300 Hollister surf board because he liked it. All the kids are making fun of him, because, uh...we live in Louisiana. Bahaha. Man I wish I was old enough to push that kid around.
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Post by poseidon on May 8, 2006 20:19:58 GMT -5
I hated 7th grade. I went to a predominantly all black Jr. high school...John F. Kennedy Jr. high in Phoenix, Arizona. I did graduate salutatorian from 8th grade though.
With a D in math lol...
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Post by luke on May 11, 2006 8:32:49 GMT -5
So my wife had her kids evaluate the Pledge of Allegiance, its history, what the words meant, etc. All the kids knew it by heart, but none of them knew what words like "pledge" and "allegiance" meant.
She made them actually write it down on a piece of paper, and about half the class wrote, instead of "For Which It Stands", "For Witchenstance".
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Post by Kensterberg on May 11, 2006 14:13:13 GMT -5
So my wife had her kids evaluate the Pledge of Allegiance, its history, what the words meant, etc. All the kids knew it by heart, but none of them knew what words like "pledge" and "allegiance" meant. She made them actually write it down on a piece of paper, and about half the class wrote, instead of "For Which It Stands", "For Witchenstance". And these kids are seventh graders? Oh man, I fear for our future! |
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Post by luke on May 11, 2006 15:32:46 GMT -5
Yeah. On the positive, she's got this one kid whose favorite band is Motorhead. In the seventh grade. That's so awesome.
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Post by Ampage on May 11, 2006 18:37:53 GMT -5
Luke, you do know that most of the boys and maybe some of the girls in your wifes class are totally seventh grade in love with her, right? I remember grade school and we only had one hot teacher and the rest were 40-somethings with bad hair. Better keep tabs - seems its all the rage to sleep with your 13 year old student! LOL!
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Post by tuneschick on May 11, 2006 20:50:32 GMT -5
My husband and I were trying to figure out why so many kids these days have hot, hot, hot teachers, and neither one of us remembers having any. I mean, we have all these female friends who are teachers and they're all beautiful, so we KNOW that their male students are all in love with them. Why did we lose out?
Actually, I did have two moderately attractive male teachers in high school. However, one actually did go to jail for sleeping with a female student and sexually harrassing another, and the other was so dumb I'm surprised he knew how to make the chalk work.
I dunno, call me bitter.
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Post by riley on May 11, 2006 21:22:07 GMT -5
i had some hot teachers. i remember a hot grade 8 English teacher. hardcore hippie. she used to totally sit on her desk and pull her sun dress around enough to flash her goodies for the class. never saw anything incriminating beyond a speck of underware a time or two, but it still ranks top of my relatively slim heap of life learning situations.
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Post by riley on May 11, 2006 21:23:24 GMT -5
teachers are clearly sexier thoough. my wife teaches grades 11/12 History, and I can't recall any teachers being nearly that sexy.
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Post by tuneschick on May 11, 2006 21:29:37 GMT -5
I definitely didn't have any sexy hippie teachers. Though I did have a frighteningly unsexy English teacher who used to wear terribly inappropriate things to work. She also sat on a toilet seat when she taught us. It was weird.
Our friend Jayne teaches high school history as well (social studies as well, I think) and she's this unbelievably gorgeous redhead. I KNOW we didn't have any teachers that looked like her. It drives Steve nuts.
Then again, I guess it has to do with the baby boom thing - at least at my age, a lot of my teachers were older. Now there's this influx of teachers in their 20s and early 30s, and I suppose that tends to make a difference.
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