PLEASE POSS THE POE TAY TOES

[Thorngrub]

Excuse me Dahlings,
This is the board where we sit up straight in our chairs,
we do *NOT* ding the salt shaker with our forks,
and we must only talk of appropriate subject matter.

Please, no "hijinks", no questionable antics, and PUHleeeeze, no naughty-naughty comments,
this is a respectable board wherein we will strive
towards showcasing our personal best manners
and pass along any "etiquette tips" we may have
garnered along our silver lined journeys.


Does anyone have a "fat free" recipe for cheesecake?

[Thorngrub]

Dearest STrat-0,
Oh my, you seem to have *deleted* some posts of mine,
oh dear. *hand to forehead* I am so sorry, DO accept
mine apology, will ye? I was having TOO MUCH FUN.

I will stop! Yes I will!

*no fun*


*zips lips*

I promise thee, Strat-0, as you can see,
I have created a new board,
NOT the "Mile and a Half" board,
but rather, a PROHPAH board
for us to enjoy each other's tales
of good weather & fine sailing.

[Thorngrub]

*All this time with never a poster coming on to me,
and what happens when one provocatively flirts with the thoRny,
but Strat-0 *BANISHES* them !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!

*WAAAAH*

aH well. Back to the good ol never-gettin-hit-on action,
I'm used to it by now (of course).


But, er, strat? the next time a mystery poster logs on and flirts provocativly with me,
could you at least let em stay a few days so I can vicariously get my jollies? It's been a long time is all I'm sayin / I'd appreciate it man

thanx

[luke]

This reminds me of that episode of Martin where Martin's parents (played by Martin, of course), were saying, sing-songy, "PASS THE PEAS LIKE WE USED TO DO!" "I...I SAID...PASS THE PEAS LIKE WE USED TA' DO!"

Probably my favorite episode of Martin, ever.

[strat-0]

That's an old tune, Luke!

Thorn, I deleted your posts so you wouldn't look like an idiot who was talking to himself. Trolls get banned immediately - no exceptions. The joke was on me, har, har, har.

[luke]

Ah yeah, Strat-O. They were eating dinner, then one of them asked to pass the peas, then they got this "did you say 'pass the peas?'" look, and broke out into song. Great stuff.

[Thorngrub]

*my posts!*

*clawing 4 them futilely*


Ah well, all's well that ends. Well. Or whatever. ;D


I've been thinking of that song "Pleaze pass the dutchie on the left hand side" or whatever it was.

[Thorngrub]

admin said:

Thorn, I deleted your posts so you wouldn't look like an idiot who was talking to himself.

But. . . . . .*Don't I ALWAYZ look like an idiot who's talking to himself??!?!?!*

[Thorngrub]

*dammit!*

That "burgerrot" person wanted to ride me the mile and a half a year the average female gets!! That was a sweeeeeeeeeeet come on, don'tcha thinK/ /

*I have to admit this poster turned me on*


*thorny. must. find. out. WHO THAT WAS!!!* ;D

[Thorngrub]

"PASS THE PEAS LIKE WE USED TO DO!" "I...I SAID...PASS THE PEAS LIKE WE USED TA' DO!"

[JACkory]

Thorn...
Sorry to hear that the hook-up action has gone down in flames.
Lucky for you I was able to track down the IP Address of "burgerrot" and with the help of a hacker friend of mine we were able to retrieve this photograph for your pleasure and/or edification.

[Thorngrub]

[sisyphus]

beware the potato famine! glib for grubs!

thorny, i'll ride you...

[Thorngrub]

YaY