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Post by riley on May 11, 2006 23:32:31 GMT -5
Mantis is on-line now. He'll flirt with me for like $0.75
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Post by tuneschick on May 11, 2006 23:37:08 GMT -5
OK, I know when I'm not needed. But just remember that I was flirting with you just to have a chance to sleep with Canadian indie boys... no cash required.
Hmph.
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Post by riley on May 11, 2006 23:42:42 GMT -5
Fucking Elkas. I'm totally growing a beard staring tomorrow.
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Post by rockysigman on May 12, 2006 0:03:08 GMT -5
Just thought I'd pop in to interrupt your lovefest here, and, if possible, make things really uncomfortable.
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Post by wayved on May 12, 2006 1:06:49 GMT -5
Man, as much as Riley is cool, I would rather buy two boxes of Pistachio pudding mix for two bucks. Maybe I am missing the hidden joke. Two bucks gets 4 King Kong toys out of a vending machine for that guy that constantly taunts me at the side of the road on my way home from work --"NEED CHEEP ASS KING KONG MEMORABILIA" on his sign....What am I gonna do?
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Post by riley on May 12, 2006 11:23:50 GMT -5
I can't believe more people won't flirt with me. This means Tunes is way more considerate than most of you and willing to help me work through my confidence issues regardless of the compensation level. You selfish buggers.
Rocky tries to get some Riley ass at least once a day, but all of a sudden it's cold feet when I need some validation. What about my needs Sigman? You could have at least told me my hair looks nice today. Bastard.
And wayved, for your information, 2 Rileybucks gets you like four boxes of pudding if you would have looked closer at the Riley merch catalogue.
If Shane was here, he would flirt with me for $2, and he's a Cobra for fuck's sake.
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Post by luke on May 12, 2006 11:32:31 GMT -5
On the subject of spouses, my wife fucking HATES these boards. She makes fun of me and everyone here ruthlessly, and occasionally spouts out a bitter "I'm not one your internet friends" when I mention a band she's never heard of. In fact, if she knew how much I posted here lately, and had any idea about, say, "Luke's House of Waffles and Titties", I'd be lucky if she even let me sleep on the couch.
It's probably the only issue in our relationship where we don't see eye-to-eye.
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Post by riley on May 12, 2006 11:50:10 GMT -5
My wife will stay stuff like, "You were up early. We're you hanging out with your little internet friends? Did you change the secret hand shake or is it the same?"
She really stocked up on amunition when I met up with Drum and Shane a few times. "Going to meet your little internet friends are you? Going to play a little D & D maybe?"
She gets the music obsession thing and how this venue fulfils that for me, but she mostly finds it weird because she doesn't have any interest in the on-line community concept.
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Post by rockysigman on May 12, 2006 12:06:20 GMT -5
I might have told you that your hair looked nice, but I didn't look at your hair. I was unable to break my gaze from your dreamy eyes.
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Post by luke on May 12, 2006 12:08:50 GMT -5
Yeah, my wife just doesn't seem to get it (Jesus that sounds like a little kid whining about mommy.) It doesn't help that she has this loser uncle whose had about three internet wives. She can't seem to grasp the concept that if I'm online talking to people, they're probably people a lot like me with shared interests, and not these huge nasal-voiced pocket protector wearing lonely losers. Every now and then I'll have to explain to her what something like "avatar" means, and she calls me a fucking dork.
That and she's really jealous. Used to piss her off when we were dating and she'd come over to my apartment and I'd ignore her for half an hour to talk on the old RS. That was completely dick, though.
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Post by luke on May 12, 2006 12:09:30 GMT -5
Oh, and yeah, back on topic, Riley, you have nice hands.
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Post by rockysigman on May 12, 2006 12:11:33 GMT -5
And a big schlong.
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Post by luke on May 12, 2006 12:14:08 GMT -5
Speaking of my wife kicking my ass, I haven't seen my wedding ring in nearly a week. Played it off all week, but now that it's the weekend and we'll be out and about, she's sure to notice. Fucker had best turn up.
Riley has hot hairy forearms.
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Post by riley on May 12, 2006 12:14:26 GMT -5
That last one was worth 10 Rileybucks. Someone's thinking outside the box here.
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Post by tuneschick on May 12, 2006 12:25:23 GMT -5
OK, I'm glad I'm not the only who has a husband who just doesn't get it. So I just don't talk about the boards really ever... he just assumes that anyone you meet on the internet is either a huge fucking loser, like luke's wife said, or some rapist/murdered looking for his next victim.
Granted, he doesn't even like most people he meets in "real" life, so I guess I can see why he wouldn't be out to make internet friends.
But without my nerdy internet friends, I wouldn't have just gone out bought that The Boy Least Likely To CD. So you guys are good for something after all.
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