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Post by riley on May 11, 2006 20:36:18 GMT -5
All posters, regardless of gender or sexual orientation will be awarded $2 Rileybucks for every post where the main theme is some sort of sincere flirtatious gesture (insincere gestures will be awarded 80% of market value) directed at Rileydog.
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Post by tuneschick on May 11, 2006 20:47:43 GMT -5
Is that retroactive? Because I really think you owe me a good chunk of change.
(though I'm OK with you taking $4 off for the comment about your thong.)
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Post by riley on May 11, 2006 20:53:59 GMT -5
No retroactive, but I'm prepared to offer you a 25% commission for every page of thread created here where you covinced enough people to flirt with me. Plus I'll increase your Flirt Premium from $2 to $3 for new self initiated flirts on your part until May 31/06.
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Post by tuneschick on May 11, 2006 20:58:19 GMT -5
Fine, then I take back all my flirtatious comments I've ever made. You're smelly and you wear funny underwear.
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Post by riley on May 11, 2006 21:01:13 GMT -5
Okay so you're clearly not motivated by money. I respect that in a twisted sort fo way.
How about this? If you flirt with me, I'll kidnap Joel Plaskett and bring him to your house.
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Post by riley on May 11, 2006 21:02:40 GMT -5
I"m getting buzzed on CabSauv. That's pathetic.
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Post by tuneschick on May 11, 2006 21:03:39 GMT -5
You're the sexiest man I've ever seen.
You have great hair and pull off a pink shirt like nobody's business.
Your mesh thong is practical and ventilating.
(can you please grab Pete Elkas while you're at it?)
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Post by riley on May 11, 2006 21:09:35 GMT -5
Fuck. I knew I shouldn't have started this thread. I can't tell which if any of those is true.
*queue Eight Is Enough Lesson/growing experience music*
I thought I was looking for shamefully solicited self gratification at any cost, but as it turns out...i just want to dance.
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Post by riley on May 11, 2006 21:10:32 GMT -5
ever? like sexier than Danny Devito? for real?
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Post by riley on May 11, 2006 21:11:26 GMT -5
here's Elkas. fair is fair.  |
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Post by tuneschick on May 11, 2006 21:19:38 GMT -5
OK, let's clarify.
Definitely sexier than DeVito, by a slim margin. Better hair too. So number one is at least partially true.
Withholding comment on the pink shirt until I see a photo of it.
Withholding comment on the thong until I see a... fuck, scratch that.
Better?
~
Goddamn, Pete Elkas is dreamy. I hope he doesn't wear a thong.
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Post by riley on May 11, 2006 21:28:42 GMT -5
Can't believe I've gone from pimp to whore on this thread in less than one page. In a perfect world I'm asking for pink rather than obliging, but here goes.  |
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Post by tuneschick on May 11, 2006 21:32:39 GMT -5
Can't believe I've gone from pimp to whore on this thread in less than one page. I'm quite proud of that transformation, frankly. I take full credit. Yup, definitely sexy. And I'm not generally a fan of pink on dudes, but you're OK (though... are you wearing a pink bracelet?) You sort of resemble whatsisname in this picture - that Peter something-or-other dude from the OC. And while I fully approve of posting the pink shirt for inspection, if you post a picture of you in a thong I'm going to have to stop talking to you forever. |
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Post by riley on May 11, 2006 21:35:25 GMT -5
That photo was actually me trying to do my best Andy Garcia from Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead.
"Boat drinks"
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Post by riley on May 11, 2006 21:37:21 GMT -5
Jesus! There are like 4 zillion hot chicks listed as frinds on the Elkas my space site. I guess you're not the only one who finds him dreamy Tunes.
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