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[Galactus]

rockysigman said:

Oh, by the way, I almost forgot...


How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

I don't know...how many?

[Kensterberg]

ded said:

Jesus Ken, haven't your lies done enough damage?

But I'm evil, remember? I'm like Dick Cheney or Darth Vader ... there's no such thing as "enough damage."

[Ryosuke]

ded said:

rockysigman said:

Oh, by the way, I almost forgot...


How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

I don't know...how many?

Yeah, I'm dying to know too.

[rockysigman]

ded said:

rockysigman said:

Oh, by the way, I almost forgot...


How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

I don't know...how many?

Depends how hard you squeeze them.

I'm just getting warmed up here. Let's try this one: What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

[shin]

OH BOY ITS BABY EATIN' TIME TONIGHT

[Galactus]

Haha, I don't know what?

[shin]

You eat the core of the baby too?

[shin]

Or some other punchline involving baby consumption?

[rockysigman]

ded said:

Haha, I don't know what?

You don't have to bleed an apple before taking a bite into it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and PEW's wife?

[kool]

kenholzman said:

kool said:

Ken, is it a Nokia? Because Nokias rule.

Sorry, no. It's a Motorola SLVR. One of the thinnest phones available ... and it has actual iTunes software on it, so transferring files from my Macs is a cinch. I love it.

Oh yeah, I got a friend who has one of those Motorolas. It is a great looking phone, although IMHO kinda ladylike, especially if it's in silver. Who knows? Maybe you were also feeling a little sexist the day you bought it? "Gender guilt"? ;D



This is my baby. I've had her for a little over a year now. The only difference is mine is in black. I too was feeling guilty the day I bought it. This ugly silver thing screamed 'racist'.

[rockysigman]

shin said:

Or some other punchline involving baby consumption?

naturally

[shin]

kool said:

This is my baby.

Kool, I'm about to eat your phone.

[shin]

What's the nice thing about having sex with thirty-five year olds?

[rockysigman]

shin said:

kool said:

This is my baby.

Kool, I'm about to eat your phone.

POTD

[loudaab]

kenholzman said:

FYI, this was posted by Mr. Wagemann in the comments section under the James Brown racist tirade linked to earlier in this thread:

Ian, I've experienced black culture first hand, living on the southside of Chicago. I was homeless in my early 20s and stood in soup lines and hustled coin with ghetto blacks, I've also worked side by side with middle-class blacks and I've known well-educated and well-to-do blacks as well. Most white people dont really know any black people really well and their only idea of black culture comes from the asinine view they get from the media.
The reason more blacks are in prison than whites is because of racism that is inherent in our socio-economic system. There are more blacks in disfunctional school systems than whites. There are more blacks born into poverty, which means no health insurance, worse nutrition, worse education and LESS opportunity. Blacks as a whole dont earn the same wages as whites and this is because of hidden racism.

So what motivation do whites (who are on top) have to even the playing field? They have no motivation other than basic human decency, but most whites would rather look out for themselves and turn their head the other way and ignore it. But that causes guilt. So they go out and champion black artists like James Brown as if to say, "Yeah I know the system is messed up, but it aint my fault, cuz look, I'm down with James Brown!"

According to Mr. Wagemann, he lived (or lives, it's unclear) on the south side of Chicago (which is, after all, the baddest part of town). In another post, he flatly states "I'm from Chicago."

No, actually its perfectly clear. Currenly I am from Chicago. That doesnt mean I was born here, however I have lived here longer than any other town or city that I've ever lived in. On my profile page it say I was born in Pekin, IL, yet you said that I said I was born in Chicago--which I never said. So you were lying.