The Infamous Uni-Sex Restroom

[Meursault]

But you see samples i'll have a job and an apartment. I've got my retirement plan all sorted out too. bam

[samplestiltskin]

Oh I see... You made it sound like you were denouncing the capitalist world for flowers and rock'n'roll played on street corners. So you're still selling out then. I feel better. ;P

[Meursault]

No street corners for me unless i'm busking to make a little extra cash.

I'll probably become a pety thief living in the city though.

[Thorngrub]

Here I am, samples


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the real thorny...for real, like

[Thorngrub]

Of course I've let my hair grow long since that pic was taken (a few yrs ago)....and I also let me whiskers + goatee grow.

Now I'm just a regular jesus freak

[Meursault]

samples you'll have to give me some stealing tips.

[samplestiltskin]

Stealing clothes from Goodwill is laughably easy. Come wearing clothes that you don't want. Enter dressing room with clothes you do want. Either exchange old clothes for new, putting old clothes on hangers and replacing them on the racks, or simply layer new clothes under old clothes. It's wise to make at least a small purchase so they don't see you always coming in and leaving without buying anything.

[Meursault]

Wow your experienced. I thought you were sexy before, but now, hot damn.

I'll probably just steal food.

[samplestiltskin]

Food... My main sustenance is those cookies grocery stores have in customer-accessible bins, you know, you're supposed to put them in a bag and pay for them at the register. Fuck that. Take one and eat it while you shop. Nobody cares. It's your cookie that you brought it, they assume.

Little deli items, containers you can fit in one hand inconspicuously. I've just walked right out the door with a serving of macaroni salad in my palm. It's best to do all this stuff when the store's busy.

LOL, maybe I should start keeping an account of everything I steal, just so I can start seeing what a depraved person I am.

Let's see, yesterday: one foam hippie flower for my car's antenna, one tube of metallic lipstick for 80's clubbing, one under-car key case for spare keys, two spare keys made at Walmart, two packs cigarettes, one giant cookie consumed while waiting for spare keys to be made. My goodness. And to think I can blame this all on Napster.

See, I'm sure I'll get caught someday. I just find a kind of perverse pleasure in fucking stores over. Get it while I can.

[Thorngrub]

[glow=red,2,300]Jesus Freaks suck. [/glow]


Tell me about it. Thing is . . . my hair happens to be

1)long

and I happen to have

2)a mustache

which happens to be attached to a

3)beard like a billygoat

and I happen to be able to

4)heal the sick, lame and blind.

BUT I AIN'T NO JESUS FREAK I TELLS YA!!!!

[Thorngrub]

(besides . . . it's only a clever ruse to throw off my enemies . . . in a few weeks I'm going to

a)shave off all my facial hair & go back to normal

and

b)shave off the rest of my hair and

c)wear my contacts all the time

so that

d)No one will recognize me anymore!

*cackles fiendishly into my scrubby mitts*

[samplestiltskin]

So you're the second JesusLooksLikeMe then? Jesus was kinda sexy, at least the way he's always pictured. Always had a bit of a fantasy involving that cross.

[Meursault]

I'll write you letter when your in prison.

[Thorngrub]

yeah, my hair's been all the colors of the spectrum practically, too.

My fave was when it was blue fading into green fading into indigo.

Man that was fun.

[samplestiltskin]

Mother of god, how did you get green to fade into INDIGO? There's no way. I can see blue fading into green if you were blond to begin with. But green fades into... lighter green.

Hey all you posters wading through these inane chatty posts to catch up -- I'm happy to have annoyed you! I'll be your surrogate spammer for the duration of The Great RS Renovation.