The Infamous Uni-Sex Restroom

[riley]

A couple Glade fucking plug-ins wouldn't hurt this place either.

[Howenstein]

Ohmigod... the JACkory's Insect Lounge Unisex Restroom is back! Man, this place brings back some memories... and it ain't just the stench!

Now, when will you be done refurbishing the WHAM! room?

[Topdog]

The ones with nightlights are good for nocturnal trips.

I've made up a new sign too!!!

If you sprinkle,
when you tinkle,
Please be a sweatie,
and wipe the seaty!

[samplestiltskin]

Scented toilet paper blows. It reminds me of my Grandma.

I think we should paint the walls black and have lamps and some good antibacterial soap on-hand. I'll volunteer to clean. (Don't trust anybody else to do it.. grumble..)

[Topdog]

If you want black, go visiti the Cave....there is plenty of black (and brown) going on there.

I'll throw in some elbow grease and help clean. But if anyone mentions doilies and shag carpet, then I'm out.

[samplestiltskin]

Shag carpet would be retarded, because sooner or later the toilet will overflow and... no.

As for doilies and all knick-knacks and useless pieces of decoration (excluding Edward Gorey figurines and things of that ilk) I will not allow them.

I'm thinking ekul could donate his Eddy poster for over the toilet. You could pee with the almighty Eddy snarling over you.

[Topdog]

Hang a black light over the toilet where it would look like he's about to jump right out at you.

I think the best bet would be to install a drain and an automatic lawn sprinkler in the middle of the floor. Could spray the place down with industrial cleaner every few hours.... no fuss.

Also should install an automatic flusher and a instamatic camera. If someone overflows the toilet, a picture is snapped of the offender so we know who to bill for the repairs.

[Topdog]

I see it happening already. The "T" word is keeping the guys away in droves......just like that "L" word.

[Thorngrub]

Anti-bacterial soap is for wusses. If you can't trust yer own anti-bodies...who CAN you trust=?!

[samplestiltskin]

I guess it just became a habit after my dad got Lyme Disease, which is basically where your immune system destroys itself. I had to be exceptionally germ-free or my dad could've died from the slightest exposure. He gets colds that last for MONTHS.

Plus, I don't want to be shaking no hands with shit-smears on them.

[Thorngrub]

Well in yer case samples, I can understand.

[samplestiltskin]

Yes, I am probably the squeaky-cleanest person you could ever meet. Not that I look perfect or anything (FARRRR from it) but at least I am very clean.

[maarts]

I remember flying over the original rest room at first when checking out the RS-site and thinking you were all crazy! I think somebody went into this discussion on buttplugs and I hastily retreated to the secular safety of Kat's Timezone where I ended up in some underwear-discussion.....

Thank GOD for Influential Music, otherwise I definitely would have stayed at the Q Music-boards.

Samps...for what it's worth, I read all your posts here and even though I cannot fully comprehend all the things that are going through you, I only can say that you deserve a lot of respect for spilling your guts here.
Please don't tell me that you are too one of those people who can't take a compliment.....

[riley]

Just for the record, I love compliments, so if anyone here has surplus compliments others are unwilling to accept, just send them my way.

[Thorngrub]

um, nice post-count you got there, Riley