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Post by InvisibleFloatingTorsoMan on Jun 15, 2004 4:22:58 GMT -5
Finally we have a real live WHAM! room. Let us confine Rileydog here like an electronic leather-clad gimp, allowing him out but once a year to have his scrotum fondled by a bunch of randy old men
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Post by InvisibleFloatingTorsoMan on Jun 15, 2004 4:23:32 GMT -5
PS I think the Lost Prophets are English. They suck, and are a huge Incubus rip off both musically and stylistically
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Post by riley on Jun 15, 2004 5:25:45 GMT -5
Finally we have a real live WHAM! room. Let us confine Rileydog here like an electronic leather-clad gimp, allowing him out but once a year to have his scrotum fondled by a bunch of randy old men My day is looking up. Can we make that once a year thing for 2004 start today. The rest of my week is full, and if I'm going to snap off an ill advised batch of poison I'd like the remainder of the year to make appropriate amends. |
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Post by InvisibleFloatingTorsoMan on Jun 15, 2004 5:59:57 GMT -5
You really are a turd aren't you.
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Post by riley on Jun 15, 2004 6:04:34 GMT -5
My business cards even say so.
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Post by InvisibleFloatingTorsoMan on Jun 15, 2004 6:35:49 GMT -5
I thought your business cards said "pigeon-chested abbatoir creeper"
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Post by riley on Jun 15, 2004 7:02:11 GMT -5
I got a promotion.
You were away for a bit, so you didn't hear. Post Pigeon Chest and pre Turd, I was "Intermediate Prostate Exam Prep Mediator".
Basically I would act as a liase between Doctors and prostate patients. You know, help prepare both sides for the inevitable exploratory endeavour that neither is especially looking forward to.
The toughest case was a dude who had had a particularly bad experience with a previous doctor who asked him if he was ready for the thumb in the arse, only moments later to find both of the Doctor's hands on his shoulders.
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Post by riley on Jun 15, 2004 7:02:35 GMT -5
That's gotta be an old joke is it? I'm big on recycling right now.
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Post by InvisibleFloatingTorsoMan on Jun 15, 2004 7:21:47 GMT -5
Working at the hospital, I've been inundated with offers to whore myself out to medical research. I have in front of me an info sheet detailing a study into Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Basically, if I fill out a questionnaire, give them a blood sample and then have three ARSE BIOPSIES over a period of 14 weeks they will give me £400.
I don't think I can do it though. You'd have to pay me a lot more than that to poke around in my brown eye. I'm gonna go with a nice simple one - there's £25 up for grabs just for giving a blood sample. Puncture my veins with sharp metal objects and drain my life force any day, but keep your mucky fingers out of my rectum motherfucker.
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Post by riley on Jun 15, 2004 7:31:26 GMT -5
Typical science guy. More than willing no doubt to poke someone's arsehole, but completely rigid at the notion of reciprocating. Selfish bugger.
I would do it for £100 and a Dodgy cd.
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Post by RocDoc on Jun 15, 2004 9:26:33 GMT -5
I:Let us confine Rileydog here like an electronic leather-clad gimp, allowing him out but once a year to have his scrotum fondled by a bunch of randy old men.
R:My day is looking up.
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I:You really are a turd aren't you.
R:My business cards even say so.
!:I thought your business cards said "pigeon-chested abbatoir creeper"
R:I got a promotion.
Holy shit! THIS sort of exchange is what makes this group great!
ROTFLMAO!!!!
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