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Post by frag on May 23, 2006 18:29:00 GMT -5
Birth control suppositories, eh?
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Post by sisyphus on May 23, 2006 20:43:26 GMT -5
paul, you two ARE adorable!
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 23, 2006 22:02:41 GMT -5
So do you ladies like long hair or short hair on us guys?
Depends on the guy. Long hair, short hair, no hair - its all good. Its not the first thing I look at. I just like boys in general. Theres a lot of good things on the male body.
Having said that, most of my boyfriends have either had long hair or not much hair at all. Some dudes are incredibly sexy with a buzzcut, but long hair will never lose its rock star appeal. Its the in-between hair that I don't really notice.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 23, 2006 22:05:38 GMT -5
Balding men are the evolutionary future. No, really. More testosterone, which combats the degeneration of the Y chromosome. That also increases your sex drive, which is a necessity to survive. Plus, human evolution has been marked by less body hair with each advance. Future humans will probably have NO need for hair at all (besides pubic maybe, b/c thats hormonal), as we no longer need it to stay warm or to protect our skin.
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Post by rockysigman on May 23, 2006 22:06:22 GMT -5
So Layla, when I'm completely bald in a few years, you'll still want to play with my noodle?
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Post by rockysigman on May 23, 2006 22:06:49 GMT -5
Eh, I've got a ton of body hair.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 23, 2006 22:07:36 GMT -5
So I'm right back to having nothing. Maybe I'll just wear my own wedding dress and give that bride a run for her moneyYou genius. The number one rule of going to any social function is to ensure maximum exposure for yourself. I can't think of anything better than wearing a wedding dress to another woman's wedding. Brilliant. Paul - your girlfriend is beautiful! You're such a cute couple
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 23, 2006 22:10:25 GMT -5
I've not ever used a 'nuvaring'. But I'll tell you one thing. Don't you ever use a Femidom. That shit is weird. Don't even go there. You might as well use a sandwich snap-lock bag. Or a raincoat. Or a tarpaulin that you'd use for covering your tent when you go camping.
Riley, quit forcing the girls to get their tits out. Thats my job.
I'm not voting for Frag/Rocky in 2020.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 23, 2006 22:12:59 GMT -5
Eh, I've got a ton of body hair. Well, I'm going to have to rethink my theory about you being the evolutionary future. Jeez thanks. Years of research - ruined. I reckon you'll look hot completey bald. Don't fight it, man. Celebrate it. Chicks see hot bald men & they go "I'm going to knit him a beanie, dammit". Which is codespeak for "furious sexing".
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Post by rockysigman on May 23, 2006 22:16:21 GMT -5
I just realized that I've taken up too much of this board with my insecurities. I think it's time for a new board for that.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 23, 2006 22:17:35 GMT -5
Theres already a whole thread about you.
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Post by rockysigman on May 23, 2006 22:19:06 GMT -5
The new board I just created isn't about me.
Or at least it won't be once other people start posting their insecurities.
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Post by frag on May 23, 2006 22:22:51 GMT -5
I'm not voting for Frag/Rocky in 2020. And why the fuck not?!?
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 23, 2006 22:24:49 GMT -5
I'm not a US citizen.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 23, 2006 22:25:35 GMT -5
Rocky, you shouldn't be so insecure.
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