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Post by rockysigman on May 23, 2006 22:30:09 GMT -5
Thanks.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 23, 2006 22:36:09 GMT -5
I'm not just saying that. Seriously. I don't create awesomeness threads about just anyone. Only the sexy people.
Stop looking at what YOU think are insecurities. B/c for one thing, no one is ever 'smooth' with the other gender. Anyone who thinks they're honestly 'smooth' with women is probably just an arrogant dick with a sports car.
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Post by rockysigman on May 23, 2006 22:41:02 GMT -5
I'm not just saying that. Seriously. I don't create awesomeness threads about just anyone. Only the sexy people. Stop looking at what YOU think are insecurities. B/c for one thing, no one is ever 'smooth' with the other gender. Anyone who thinks they're honestly 'smooth' with women is probably just an arrogant dick with a sports car. Yeah, but they probably get laid every once in a while. It's all about perspective. Back when I last had a girlfriend (and whoa, that was quite a while ago) I was content to not be an asshole. Now I'd rather be an asshole and get laid. Unfortunately, I'm not enough of a legitimate asshole to pull it off. |
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 23, 2006 22:48:00 GMT -5
Please don't be an asshole. Ever. I've dated every asshole I ever met in my life b/c I didn't bother seeking out the quiet, nice guys & look how I ended up. I'm bitter & jaded, I don't trust men one bit & I'm not even 25 yet. 'Smooth' men jerk you around. If you're lucky, they're nice to you for a few months before you realise they're actually a sociopath stalker with anger management problems & super-narcissistic tendencies.
You don't want that kind of girl who'll pick an arrogant dick over you anyway. She's most likely a maladjusted bitch who'll steal your CDs.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 23, 2006 22:49:16 GMT -5
Too many men (& women) confuse confidence with arrogance. Confidence is outrageously sexy. But arrogance, no.
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Post by rockysigman on May 23, 2006 22:49:51 GMT -5
Steal my CDs? I'll fucking kill the bitch. Seriously, that would not be tolerated.
As I said, I can't be an asshole, even if I really try. Well, I mean, I can be an asshole, just not the kind of asshole that girls like for some reason. When I'm an asshole, it's the kind of asshole that girls think is an asshole.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 23, 2006 23:06:39 GMT -5
Whats wrong with girls in Detroit if awesome dudes like you have to resort to that kind of behaviour? They can all kiss my bitter old not-thin-enough ass. Ungrateful bitches. I hope they all get chlamydia from the assholes they date.
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Post by rockysigman on May 23, 2006 23:08:06 GMT -5
Yeah, well, fuck those Detroit girls. But I'm not too concerned with them since I moved away from there. I might do a little better here in Chicago once I actually meet some girls. It's not so easy to do. I'm actually having dinner tomorrow with this girl who I met through a friend from back home, but I think that that's just a friend thing. Someone help me figure out how to turn dinner into me sticking it in her pooper.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 23, 2006 23:16:31 GMT -5
Oh sorry, I didn't realise you'd moved. I'm self-absorbed like that  My apologies to the women of Detroit. And I redirect my rant to the girls in Chicago instead. Someone help me figure out how to turn dinner into me sticking it in her pooperAhem. I'm not a fan of anal sex, but I've had more dates than hot dinners. The dudes who got to round 2 were ones who a) made me laugh b) treated me like a lady c) were just as awkward/nervous as me. Guys who make you laugh are just...priceless. Humour is a necessity. Unfunny men, I have no time for that shit. You're a funny dude, so thats covered. Being a gentleman. We like that shit, having doors held open for us. If you can, pay for the whole dinner. Any self-respecting woman will demand that you each pay half, but if you can afford to cover the whole thing, do it. Its a gesture women take note of (well, I do). And COMPLIMENT her! I can't stress enough how compliments work on women. I've slept with at least 3 guys I shouldn't have b/c they told me I was pretty. It has to be a sincere compliment though. |
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 23, 2006 23:18:03 GMT -5
Most importantly, be yourself, b/c you're Rocky. Already your date is at an advantage b/c no other girl in the restaurant will be with Rocky.
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Post by rockysigman on May 23, 2006 23:18:58 GMT -5
I've never even had anal sex, and I don't think I'm interested in it really. I just really, really, really like the word "pooper".
Oh, and fuck paying for it. I'm cooking it. This came about from a few weeks ago when our mutual friend was in town and we all went out for breakfast. I was short on cash, and rather than splitting the bill so I could put it on my card, she picked up my share. So I offered dinner rather than just giving her cash back. 'Cause dinner is more fun, and more likely to end with something in her pooper.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 23, 2006 23:21:27 GMT -5
You're cooking dinner? Well, this date is already in another league then. Guys who can cook are something special. Esp if they're funny.
Oh, make sure you smell awesome. Do you have Lynx deodorant over there? Get the Africa one. When I smell that on a man I get this primal urge to molest them.
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Post by rockysigman on May 23, 2006 23:23:09 GMT -5
I'm not a great cook, but I can fake it well enough. The key is to make a big mess of the stove and hide the George Foreman grill before she arrives.
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Post by Adam on May 23, 2006 23:27:18 GMT -5
I'd display the George Foreman grill with pride. In fact, I do.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 23, 2006 23:32:45 GMT -5
The whole dating process is exciting. I kinda miss it.
I used to get REALLY nervous before dates (and I've always been fairly confident with guys anyway), especially if it was a nice guy taking me out. Arrogant guys spend the entire date talking about themselves but nice guys make you feel like you're the only girl in the room.
I'd freak out & try on like 17 outfits & wax/moisturise everything (even though I wouldn't give it up till the fourth date or so) & ask my girlfriends for advice - but not once did I ever ask my guy friends what I should do on a date. They'd probably answer "let the guy have sex with you"...
anyhow - what should girls do (& NOT do) on dates? What are the shittiest things we do?
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