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Post by samplestiltskin on Jul 25, 2008 11:40:54 GMT -5
Lovely imagery all around, guys. Although I've never heard of the term 'bat country'. That bad is it? 'bat country' is a hunter s thompson reference. when the big weird gets weirder. you guys are all pussies! it's been 90-100 degrees for pretty much three weeks straight here and i got no air conditioner. it's already nearly 80 degrees when i get up in the morning, dammit. granted i drink about three gallons of water a day, but i refuse to give in. humans have survived the heat AND cold for a long time now. just because i happen to be trapped in a death-box apartment in the center of smog-laden denver doesn't mean i can't too. |
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Post by Dwazee on Jul 25, 2008 12:54:02 GMT -5
in oklahoma its 110. i can deal with that with an air conditioner only. ooooor i can live with the heat...but i wont do anything. literally. i will sit in my own sweat and weep. my issue is that i am utterly non-productive without a stable temp--whether it is too cold or too hot. blame los angeles!
ps. i now have two air conditioners and it is GLORIOUS
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Post by samplestiltskin on Jul 25, 2008 12:57:04 GMT -5
it's true, i am nothing but a naked puddle of human distress on the weekends in my apartment. the thought of cooking, or doing dishes, or anything involving motion is unthinkable. i mostly read and fan myself. damn House of Leaves is taking forever.
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Post by Dwazee on Jul 25, 2008 14:47:20 GMT -5
see! and i am making gourmet meals and watching movies and loving being in wonderful ac. it IS necessary.
I wish one of you guys was in pittsburgh. i need to go shooting.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Jul 25, 2008 15:15:11 GMT -5
I wish one of you guys was in pittsburgh. i need to go shooting. I can't even begin to express my wide-eyed curiosity as to what exactly prompted that statement. Do they have an emoticon for abject fear? |
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Post by Thorngrub on Jul 25, 2008 15:52:45 GMT -5
Right now its 362 degrees out - fahrenheit. u ain't seen nuthin yet
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Post by Dwazee on Jul 25, 2008 17:18:22 GMT -5
photo shooting, photo shooting! i need people to take pictures of. oh dear  ooooh it was hot out there today. we walked to the grocery store and i was sweaty. aghhghg i just want normal temps. nooormal. |
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Post by maarts on Aug 27, 2008 4:15:41 GMT -5
Random bloopers from the Olympic Games commentary teams-
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is every where. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
10. Apparently, whilst discussing how well the Chinese had organised the Games, Sir Steven Redgrave thought that he "may have spotted a chink in the armour".
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Post by RocDoc on Aug 28, 2008 0:28:15 GMT -5
'gregoriava's snatch' eh?
lmao!
and that they all sound completely plausible....
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Sept 19, 2008 13:31:09 GMT -5
Saturation Point...
1. Internet motivational posters
2. Cats (the animal, not the musical)
3. Sarah Palin
4. "America's Got Talent"
5. Coldplay
6. "The Dark Night"
7. Chuch Norris
8. Rick Astley
9. MySpace
10. "Mythbusters"
11. Oprah Winfrey
12. How to Ruin a Photo
13. Keith Olberman
14. Will Farrell
15. The 'Sonic Guys'
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Post by samplestiltskin on Oct 24, 2008 15:35:11 GMT -5
random top ten actors/famous people i have a crush on and probably shouldn't:
1. bob hope
2. roman polanski
3. boyd rice
4. fred astaire
5. tony tedeschi
6. jim varney
7. richey james
8. danny kaye
9. hugh laurie
10. jeremy brett
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Post by dolly on Dec 15, 2008 12:23:50 GMT -5
Hugh Laurie? okay, okay, i'm not judging... Still not judging...samps is right. Hugh Laurie is sexy. I know that sounds strange coming from someone not generally that fussed by English goateed misanthropes, but there you have it. |
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Post by Thorngrub on Dec 15, 2008 16:06:40 GMT -5
You only think he's hot cuz of his character from Jeeves. . . .
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wayved8
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Post by wayved8 on Dec 17, 2008 0:07:30 GMT -5
My random top 10:
10. the obama plate commercial--has anyone seen this? it has to be on you tube somewhere.
09. wheres the wayved8 bailout?!
08. Q: "Why did my brother lose his job?"A: it was all outsourced to another country.
07. Q: "Why?" A: "It's all about the bottom line. Merry Christmas."
06. Newscasters as celebrities--Anderson Cooper sure is "edgy" and shit--he listens to the CLASH on his IPOD--woo fookin hoo (was it the same for Rather and Koppel)
05. New Animal Collective album
04. when your significant other wont invite you as a friend onto their facebook account, yu know its over
03. I musta been a real big jerk in my previous life cos I am paying for it now (or I am one in the now--its still being tested)
02. If I hear a person in real life say "thats a good idea--thats green--thats a green idea--im so glad we are going green" i am going to punch him in the face
01. Bitterness. Sour grapes?
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Post by samplestiltskin on Dec 24, 2008 13:52:36 GMT -5
Seriously LMAO at numbers 4, 2 and 1 wayved. Your significant other probably posts status messages like "_________ is secretly unimpressed with wayved's bedroom techniques" and "___________'s boyfriend is SO pissing her off today. Thank god for this internet outlet for passive-aggression!"
Of course she doesn't want you to be her "friend". Where would she shit-talk about you behind your back anymore?!
Sorry, just thought I would contribute some more to #3. I love you! Keep being weird because you totally rock.
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