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Post by Galactus on Jan 29, 2006 21:55:02 GMT -5
I didn't really read it but I picked all "c"s, so whatever that means.
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Post by luke on Jan 30, 2006 8:03:47 GMT -5
Well I got a 25, but I'm no Canadian banker with a smaller knob than you.
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Post by riley on Jan 30, 2006 8:11:40 GMT -5
Do I need to go through the actual exercise of answering these questions, or is it a given I'll score 25?
Oh and Jesus is a cunt.
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Post by rockkid on Jan 30, 2006 9:43:50 GMT -5
Whoa the sacrilege  |
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Post by riley on Jan 30, 2006 9:47:42 GMT -5
I never thought of that, but I'm too lazy to go back and edit my post to "JLLM" or "JesusLooksLikeMe", so I'll just put on my lightning bolt resistant blazer and cross my fingers.  |
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Post by NdY on Jan 30, 2006 11:40:47 GMT -5
I scored a 22, which seems fairly accurate as I'm an American equity-trader with a moderately-sized meatstick.
(Nice list JLLM)
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Post by JesusLooksLikeMe on Jan 30, 2006 14:56:36 GMT -5
Cheers Ndy. Well, either everyone's my friend, or the people who'd get low scores just ain't reading/answering this survey. I'll just carry on thinking I'm ace, albeit with a smaller dong that Big Lukey Holmes over there.
I want a cool blazer like Riley's.
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Post by riley on Feb 2, 2006 12:41:07 GMT -5
I want a cool blazer like Riley's. I was under the impression they were standard issue at HSBC. It's never too late to revisit your roots you know. |
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Post by JesusLooksLikeMe on Feb 3, 2006 4:58:05 GMT -5
The only thing HSBC gave me was a bad case of ennui.
Oh, and a cheap pen with the legend "HSBC" imaginatively printed on the side in garish red font. Presumably to remind the employees we weren't working at, I dunno, the CIA, or Walmart. Or playing alongside Michael Owen at centre forward for the England team. Or in a porn video, helping Ron Jeremy to spit roast Kobe Tai.
It sounds daft, but I often get to work and wonder what it is that I actually do.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Feb 4, 2006 2:32:12 GMT -5
19.5, on account of dual passports.
I wish I'd scored lower because, frankly, I don't care for JLLM. He isn't very funny & I suspect he's quite shit on bass guitar.
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Post by JesusLooksLikeMe on Feb 4, 2006 5:21:34 GMT -5
Laylebops - 19.5 is an awkward score. It's on the cusp of my inner sanctum. A semi-sociable almost-rimjob, if you like.
It probably means I censor the abuse slightly, you c*nt.
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Post by kmc on Feb 4, 2006 8:50:29 GMT -5
I got a 21, but largely on the basis of being Brazilian. I don't really want to fuck JLLM though.
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Post by melon1 on Feb 4, 2006 14:36:09 GMT -5
Scored an 11, I did. Of course that doesn't mean I agree I should take me head out of me arse. An interesting position, mind you, but it's never been in there. Anyways, someone with a lower score had to show up. Right? |
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Post by Rit on Feb 4, 2006 14:41:03 GMT -5
hmm, yeah, it was beholden on someone to bear that particular cross.
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Post by Nepenthe on Feb 4, 2006 14:44:02 GMT -5
well shit I got a 21, cause I had to pick a) c) and e) for my nationality.  |
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