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Post by luke on Feb 3, 2006 11:04:33 GMT -5
Phil- Wife had to read it in his school, maybe eight years ago or something. She teaches junior high, so has no clue if it's still on any high school curriculum.
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Post by riley on Feb 3, 2006 14:43:13 GMT -5
Got something too feeble for your diary? Stick it here, out of the way. For example, this entry that Riley wrote earlier today on a stray Post-it note: Feb 3rd, 2006
Gag counter: 17 quips. Only 14 of them hilarious. I would say "must try harder", but I still beat JLLM to last year's Funniest poster award. so who gives a fuck?
Weight: At least 3 pounds. It was a hell of a struggle, but I showed it who the boss was after a triple flush.
Photos: 36. One of them may not be my best angle though. Will replace later. Note to self: don't go with the one of me buggering the alsation.Dear Diary, I'm worried that Dolly is on to me, the bitch. I can never be with Jesus while she's alive. Perhaps I'll cut her brake cables. Or maybe I'll use my Broken Social Scene 1000 Reviews Death Attack Combo... No, I'm just being silly. I'll go watch Brokeback mountain instead. Again. another post-it note discovered: Gag counter: 3 quips previously rated as misses, revisited and determined to be pure quality. All 14 now rated at brilliance. 100% successful humour quotient maintained. Coventry branch of peanut gallery instructed to go fuck himself. |
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Post by riley on Feb 3, 2006 14:44:47 GMT -5
I was almost dismissed last week for leaving notes about the work place relating to the mass and consistency of my fecal achievements. Stuffy bastards.
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Post by JesusLooksLikeMe on Feb 3, 2006 14:54:56 GMT -5
I was almost dismissed last week for leaving notes about the work place relating to the mass and consistency of my fecal achievements. Stuffy bastards. That's why I got a job in a sewage plant. Seriously, they're all about the scat in those places. |
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Post by Fuzznuts on Feb 3, 2006 14:56:22 GMT -5
Yeah, I don't know why, but for some reason that behavior is frowned upon. Go figure.
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Post by frag on Feb 12, 2006 16:55:12 GMT -5
Now THAT should be a band name. The Fecal Achievements |
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Post by samplestiltskin on Sept 26, 2007 0:10:23 GMT -5
Received cryptic Post-It from co-worker at my temp job last week. It said "So how many tattoos do you have?"
I am surrounded by creepy people.
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