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Post by sisyphus on Jun 2, 2006 2:51:36 GMT -5
slaughtering the sith
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Post by sisyphus on Jun 2, 2006 2:52:27 GMT -5
spaces between fuck faces
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Post by sisyphus on Jun 2, 2006 2:52:44 GMT -5
orgasm in a spicey armpit
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Post by sisyphus on Jun 2, 2006 2:53:20 GMT -5
cymbal subaroooo's
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Post by bowiglou on Jun 2, 2006 12:44:01 GMT -5
Ken Holzman and the RS.castaways
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Post by Thorngrub on Nov 10, 2006 11:37:48 GMT -5
"The Original Misogynists" is the best one so far.
All hail the mighty Simpson.
I've got a real post-goth band in the works called
Skeleton Garden
If it reaches fruition, it will be a 2-piece.
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Post by maarts on Nov 11, 2006 3:30:10 GMT -5
Good luck.
I'm sad to say that the finniest bandnames are also the naughtiest:
* Barney Rubble & The Cunt Stubble
* Wesley Willis & the Vaginal Croutons
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Post by rockysigman on Nov 11, 2006 3:48:05 GMT -5
When did Wesley Willis play with the Vaginal Croutons? The only backing band I remember for him was the Wesley Willis Fiasco.
"Fuck the Fiasco!"
--Wesley Willis, to my friend Cooper, upon being asked why the Fiasco broke up, 1998.
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Post by maarts on Nov 11, 2006 4:01:14 GMT -5
When did Wesley Willis play with the Vaginal Croutons? The only backing band I remember for him was the Wesley Willis Fiasco. "Fuck the Fiasco!" --Wesley Willis, to my friend Cooper, upon being asked why the Fiasco broke up, 1998. Check the back of his DVD- it lists The Vaginal Croutons as a backing band in his early career. |
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Post by rockysigman on Nov 11, 2006 13:15:24 GMT -5
Ah, I've never seen the DVD.
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Post by wayved on Nov 12, 2006 0:59:24 GMT -5
thorn--Straight up! Skeleton Garden--good band name!
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss (the liars better look the fook out)--an experimental band--the tapes of their first record were dunked in some stagant water somewhere in new mexico for a year (cos they thought that if they did that no harm could come to them), baked, and thrown into the zeros and 1s world as sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss COMIN ATCHA on SUDDEN DEATH RECORDS (the pac man getting eaten by the ghost label) after the drummer got out of jail for killing three people by putting a mass amount of cocaine in their food in a Dennys he worked at--and remembered where the tapes were. Scary snake on the cover. You thought coyote howls were scary. you thought scary stories of three came in 1 came out were scary--shit.....
You think the news is scary. Rumor has it that the castanet player of this band has a picture of Keith Richards with a needle sticking out of his neck tattooed on his back and takes more drugs than, say, anyone on the planet. he has manufactured dope from a bar of soap.
Last gig they played in 2004 they reenacted altamont and did the stabbing themselves.
watch out for these fuckers. Dont buy popcorn at their gigs.
the wal street 5 (socorro new Mexico actually has a street called WAL STREET cos thats where the wal mart is--if this band ever reaches fruition its gonna sound slow and depressing, 5 tracks per album)
Interview with Lennard the Wal Street 5:
q: so, what made you want to make music?
a: I was tired of drying my clothes all the time.
q: huh?
a: yeah? have you ever had to do laundry?
q: yeah
a: now you know. youre into the secret. i make music for a fucking living man.
q: you dont do laundry?
a: hell no thats a bitches job
q: you live in a hotel.
a: in a non smoking room
q: in a non smoking room
a: yeah it only smokes when it has tah
q: whens your next album coming out?
a: as soon as i clip my toenails (takes off shoe, shows ghastly nails) hahaha. I still drink coffee though...
q: what do you like about life?
a: stealing those family sticker things off of the back windows of cars with a razor blade and posting them in a book. My booger collection is cool too. Will Oldham said never to talk to him again.
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Parvo-spend ALL of their time trying to sound like Pink Floyd circa 71. But they are sick!
Interview:
Q: How would you describe your sound?
A: "Like a sick dog in the garage. On an october day. with trash bags full of maggots..."
Q: I understand all of your gear got stolen in Delaware. did you ever get it back?
A: I got the Cream of Wheat box back, as far as the '72 Sit and Spin and the Radio Flyer we use on "Unicorn Horns are Rad" --no we never got those back.
Q: Favorite food:
A: Mustard Tacos.
Q: Favorite band around today?
A: Parvo. We ARE the Purina Ralston Checkerboard Square. This tastes like horse meat granules.
Q: Goals?
A: I am also a lawyer dealing with equistrian (spelling?) glue factory issues. but get down to this--I also have a business distributing tootsie pops to dollar stores everywhere. So if the next PArvo album does not take off (titled SNIFF MY GRAVE SNIFF MY BONES) i can afford kraft dinner and some cheap pate. Im ok.
Q: Thanks for talking to us.
A: I was not done.
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Post by wayved on Nov 12, 2006 1:44:57 GMT -5
ONE MORE BAND: an interview with the grey nugget
Q: Where did you get your name?
GN: You want me to answer that?
Q: Favorite records of all time?
GN: Records, you mean files? Rockford Files!
Q: no I meant MUSIC. Favorite albums
GN: Sounds to Make you Shake and Shiver on pickwick (the one with the skull label), Grand Funk All the Girls Beware and Don Ho Tiny bubbles.
Q: That really explains your sound.
GN: Who the fuck are you man and why are you asking me these questions?
Q: Im just trying to get to the heart of the Grey Nugget. I have heard your record, I WAS FOUND NEAR THE BLUE PLASTIC POOL IN THE BACKYARD and it blew my mind.
GN: Yeah, well thats what I thought then.
Q: Whats on your rider?
GN: Capsules. I have a thing about capsules. Johnny Cash had a thing about Trains Ive got a thing about capsules. Any capsules in the city man, I need them.
Q: What was the song "zzzzzzzzzzzzt" about? There had sound effects of people jumping off buildings, people hanging themselves, conversations with people that just wanted it all to end. Then at the end of the record as a hidden track you throw on an Elliot Smith cover a capella.
GN: I think you answered your own question there. The band is called GREY NUGGET not SHINY NEW BRONZE NUGGET or RAY OF SUNSHINE. We are not happy people.
Q: So why are you still here?
GN: Cos we havent figured out how to get our suicides to sound good on tape yet, Once we figure that out you will know.
Q: No way!
GN: hahaha!
Q: craziest thing you have ever done?
GN: Bought a case of Milk of Magnesia for my uncle for Christmas.
Q: I shudda known--that song called "Uncles got Problems" from your first EP!
GN: Now you think you are some kinda GREY NUGGET expert?
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