JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Sept 19, 2008 13:14:25 GMT -5
As if anyone really NEEDS a reason to vote for the guy, you may select up to 5 of the choices given above. You must choose at least one and if you're a straight up solid citizen you will chime in with your other reasons for casting your ballet for Marilyn's brother.
If you AREN'T going to vote for him..well, I pity you.
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Post by Thorngrub on Sept 19, 2008 13:25:46 GMT -5
He's a right personable fellow I might add.
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Sept 19, 2008 13:33:51 GMT -5
That's more than I can say for you, you fiery spawn of Satan. May your candle wax drip hot and heavy on your lover's breasts.
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Post by Thorngrub on Sept 19, 2008 13:44:31 GMT -5
Shiver me timbers, but I was jest hopin' fer da same thing!
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Sept 19, 2008 14:38:04 GMT -5
If hope was dope we'd sell it to the pope. No need to hope for what is a certainty. She will gasp as you infuse her soul with nuclear devotion. You will gasp as she infuses your anus with a rather large cucumber.
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Post by Thorngrub on Sept 19, 2008 15:57:17 GMT -5
Begad but that twould put me in a pickle, or t'other way 'round but ye see Bucko,
aft-wise I've no need for blimey bloomin' cukes don'tcha know, I'd jest as sooner feed the fish or be marooned with the scurvy as take such vedgy tarian fare up the booty, If'n you don't mind my sayin' so ya bilge suckin' bosun, Arrr!
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Sept 19, 2008 16:05:33 GMT -5
I'll be glad when this infernal "talk like a pirate day" is over. At what time DOES it end, anyway, captain hook? Polly wanna cracker. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Walk the plank, ya scurvy dog.
That's about the extent of my pirate lexicon, so you understand why I'm anxious for the day to end...
...and where the hell is everyone at? This is an important poll I've posted here. Surely those losers aren't voting for Obama or McCain?
MANSON '08
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Post by Thorngrub on Sept 19, 2008 16:08:36 GMT -5
I'll be glad when this infernal "talk like a pirate day" is over. At what time DOES it end, anyway, captain hook? Polly wanna cracker. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Walk the plank, ya scurvy dog. MUTCH betterrr, HAR Har Harrrrr !  |
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Sept 19, 2008 16:10:08 GMT -5
Wow, that's quite an emoticon you've got there. Too bad you can only use it one day out of the year.
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Post by Thorngrub on Sept 19, 2008 16:10:18 GMT -5
As for why O why nobuddy bothers with this poll,
I'd say it takes few and far between of us
to see between the issues to the real type of
man needed to run the white house today,
me laddie.
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Post by rocknroller on Sept 20, 2008 10:55:51 GMT -5
Just a suggestion JAC...try Invega dude. 12 mg. Once a day. No weight gain and your psychotic symptoms are greatly reduced! It's a drug for schizophrenia that is used for bipolar patients as well. Works well for those who are meth-schizo too... www.invega.com/invega/invega.htmlPeace Bro. |
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Post by Ayinger on Sept 20, 2008 12:39:48 GMT -5
I ain't voting until Squeaky Fromme is put on the ticket as Veep !
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Sept 20, 2008 13:15:53 GMT -5
Just a suggestion JAC...try Invega dude. 12 mg. Once a day. No weight gain and your psychotic symptoms are greatly reduced! It's a drug for schizophrenia that is used for bipolar patients as well. Works well for those who are meth-schizo too... www.invega.com/invega/invega.htmlPeace Bro. Heroin works just fine, so I won't be needing your suggestion. Invega's for pussys, that's what I heard, and I tend to believe it. (Why can't people just have a larf and appreciate my unique brand of humor without automatically assuming that it's the product of mental imbalance? If I were going wacko I sure as hell wouldn't be posting on the boards. If I'm here you can assume I'm okay) |
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Post by JACkory on Sept 20, 2008 13:20:00 GMT -5
I ain't voting until Squeaky Fromme is put on the ticket as Veep ! Ha! Susan Atkins (aka Sexy Sadie) was his first choice but she didn't want the publicity that would have come her way when Manson is elected. She was rightfully concerned that too many skeletons would come dancing out of her closet once it was exposed in the light of public scrutiny. So Charlie gave Madonna a call and she said "what the hell. sure I'll do it. My closet's been empty for years." MANSON/CICCONE '08...a lap dance and a butcher knife for all supporters. |
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Sept 22, 2008 8:23:00 GMT -5
Only 3 votes...It's no wonder this country is going to hell, with voter apathy like that.
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