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Post by pattentank24 on Sept 21, 2005 11:32:21 GMT -5
Patten and Cooter's dueling critical esteemed record reviews left open for interpetation on a bi-weekly basis
"Take It How You Like It"
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Post by pattentank24 on Sept 21, 2005 12:04:45 GMT -5
 Dandy Warhols- Odditorium or Warlords of MarsPatten- This is clearly the worst album of the Dandy's Career,I have spent hours trying to enjoy this but it's just not possable from the opening to the end all I do is scratch my head wondering what the point of this is. Cooter- Having Not Listened to the Album,nor any of the the other Dandy's catalouge.I can Say that this Record has moved the Dandy's to the next level by leaps and bounds,I'm unable to listen to more than one song at a time due to the sheer level of content in each compostition..1 is all you need..... Patten- 12 MINUTES OF GUITAR DRONING does not equal deep emotional connections to the music,What the hell happened to the band who did "The Last High"? The lyrics have a never been a Dandy's strength and this record shows all their weaknesses bloodied all over their cocaine smeared faces. Cooter- I can't comment definitivley on the lyrics but I would equate the lyrics to a hot girl .... you don't have to sleep with to know her punny is good,you just know it so. Patten- Well You have point there,Still I would rather listen to a Enigma's "Return to Innocence" (IUHIUHIUHIUHIUHIUHIUIHUHUHUIHUHIUHIUH) than more of this lazy-just woke-up let's try and rip off the Brian Jonestown Massacure shit,I'm so dissapointed after "Monkeyhouse". but who knows will just have to wait and see if this continues Cooter- I prefer Enigma's "Sadness"(Boxing Helena Sex Scene) yep wait and see Patten and Cooter are paid broadcast professionals who work together - played in bands - own too much damn music -are Cooler than you and "girl You know's it's true oohohooh |
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Post by luke on Sept 21, 2005 15:58:51 GMT -5
It really sucks that that album really sucks.
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Post by ScottsyII on Sept 22, 2005 7:26:42 GMT -5
I was hoping it wouldn't suck... have only heard the first single off it though, so I will hold back on giving an opinion on it... but I know I am not tempted to buy it... not at all.
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Post by luke on Sept 22, 2005 7:58:45 GMT -5
I love "Smoke It", and think it's an ultimate party song...
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Post by pattentank24 on Sept 22, 2005 9:37:33 GMT -5
Patten- Yeah "Smoke It" pretty great and I use to like "Love is The New Awful" but I would prefer an Ep worth of Material,but yeah I guess it sucks,but who am I to judge?
Cooter- The Cover art's pretty swell
Patten- Yeah It Sure Is
(Internal Slow Clap)
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Post by pattentank24 on Sept 22, 2005 10:23:10 GMT -5
Classic Album Reviews from Patten and Cooter @middle of The Road The Beatles- Revolver (for those of you who grew up in Russia)Cooter- THE MOST OVERATED ALBUM,BY THE MOST OVERATED BAND,how many times can you put the word "love" in the title of a song or in the Song (Does Paul Mccartney Impression) Paul Says- Hey John What Do You Wanna Do Next?" John Says- More of The Same Paul Says- Brilliant Patten-I Disagree George had to have some say in the recording process,I mean Martin not Harrison who was too busy getting stoned and drunk to care I think it's an amazing album even though it's not my favorite Beatles record most overated band come on that's easy it's Journey espically since Steve Perry Left Cooter- I don't Know the New Guy does a pretty good Steve Perry Impression(Cooter''s refering to Steve AZARI) I've got the new tour DVD,I think his version of "Wheel in The Sky",Keeps on Turning,I don't care where Steve Perry Will Be Tommorow,(sings ooohohoohohoh) Patten- Yeah Right Steve Perry's "Oh Sherrie" is the obvious esstenial tour-de-force of rock ballands just for the "Clothes On" line(Patten is refering to the "Hold on" refrain) I mean to promote a song in the era of decadence to keep your "clothes on" shows why Steve Perry might be the most important solo artist of the 80's if not for Billy Squire. Cooter- "Alone In The Dark" Rules(Cooter is Refering to "Here In The Dark",Alone in the Dark was a computer game) Patten- Yes We've got a lot to think about will be back with a final thought in a minute till then will just have to wait and see.... (minute passes) Final Thoughts on Revolver? Cooter- I'd rather listen to the Monkees Revolver- AUCH-NA/TRAIN TO AUSCHWITZ? Patten- Will Have to Wait and See...
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JACkory
Struggling Artist
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Post by JACkory on Nov 5, 2005 16:01:00 GMT -5
Who is Cooter? And what in the name of all that is holy is he doing reviewing records?  |
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Post by Thorngrub on Nov 8, 2005 14:08:43 GMT -5
*go patten, go patten*
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Post by pattentank24 on Nov 16, 2005 11:55:15 GMT -5
 Cooter- Who AM I,Who are you? well do ya do ya,do ya do ya wanna know wanna knowGOD i hate you for having this song play in my head. Patten- Oh Yeah Cooter's a friend who works with me and when we have free time we bullshit about this and that including music 2nd FF album ,yeah the single's overated but I think it's a decent follow-up Cooter- Disagree man this blows I only liked the debut when I was a) HIGH b) Drunk c) No other Cd was in my car case I think they are clearly the Allman Bros to the Kaiser Chiefs hillbilly speak n spell sound of Lynard Skynard Patten- Whoa that's harsh who spit in your coffee maybe not as bad as Kasier Chiefs I would say Marshall Tucker Band because it's obvious that "The Fallen" is just a variation of Grand Funk's "Pac Man Fever" Cooter- Maybe if teddy bears taste like salmon, I just think only morons who read BLENDER magazine buys shit like FF when they are more creditable bands who make better dance music like say Fine Young Cannibals Patten OK I'll give you the FYC reference "Good Thing" still kills anything Franz has done so far but it's not terriible either I prefer Futureheads to FF anyway But "Walk Away" is a huge step to hair metal power ballands and you have to respect that Cooter- Yeah but if I want that I'll buy The Darkness or Jet NOT BUY of course I ment Steal out of a secondhand store Patten- Yeah that's true it is pretty easy to steal albums either online or in a used store Ok Final Thoughts on FF 2 Cooter- I hate Final Fantasy 2 and the whole damn RPG games in general while I already lost the burnt copy you gave me of Franz But I'll say this 38. Special should still be able to sleep well knowing Franz Ferdinand hasn't made a definitive southern anthem yet Patten"Love and Destroy" was very Jimmy Buffet like with it's margarita references though Southern Rock.... Well will just have to wait and See |
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Post by luke on Nov 16, 2005 12:11:52 GMT -5
Whoa, the American or Japanese Final Fantasy II? Becaue the American one is the one with Cecil becoming a paladin and all that jazz, and is the single greatest video game the Japanese ever put on this earth.
And that Franz album is the best thing I've heard all year.
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