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Post by rockkid on Mar 10, 2006 23:36:12 GMT -5
Therefore you are
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Post by strat-0 on Mar 12, 2006 2:07:19 GMT -5
I stink; therefore, I spam.
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Post by phil on Mar 12, 2006 9:16:28 GMT -5
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Post by rockkid on Mar 12, 2006 13:20:02 GMT -5
Gee look what samps posts led to. Divorce lawyer ads atop the page.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Mar 12, 2006 20:26:17 GMT -5
if you challenge someone to a dance off, is it better to go first or last? Danceoff protocol dictates if you are the one issuing the challenge, you must go first. You have to set the bar. It is wise, however, to restrain yourself in the first round - even in the next few subsequent rounds - & progressively improve upon each routine, thus forcing your opponent to attempt to outdance you in an increasingly outlandish fashion. Groundbreaking moves should not be busted out until the penultimate round - except if you feel your opponent is leading up to a groundbreaking move, you must perform that move before s/he can - this is imperative for building drama & inspiring audience 'oohs' and 'aahs'. Please note: the Moonwalk is to be your last resort in a danceoff. If you have exhausted your repertoire, but need to wow the crowd, a Moonwalk is permissable - it will win you brownie points, especially with crowdmembers who suck at the Moonwalk - however, your opponent will probably one-up you with the Robot & then all hope is lost.
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Post by sisyphus on Mar 13, 2006 0:45:08 GMT -5
i love the robot. i love dancing the robot to devo.
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Post by wayved on Mar 13, 2006 0:58:17 GMT -5
The Smurf, the Popeye and the jerry Lewis! DEVO! I'd do the robot all night long!
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Post by sisyphus on Mar 13, 2006 1:16:11 GMT -5
don't forget the sprinkler...
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Post by wayved on Mar 13, 2006 23:15:33 GMT -5
What is the sprinkler? thats sounds pretty far out!
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Post by sisyphus on Mar 20, 2006 17:52:26 GMT -5
the sprinkler is not only far out, it's deep in... it's IN and OUT you see. very hot. very dweebie. you put your left hand on the back of your neck and rock your left-aimed elbow in and out, while holding your right arm straight out, fingers poised to sprinkle, and twisting a 180 with your torso against your hips in an undulating beat. does that make sense? too difficult to explain... to nerdy to try. trust me, it's hot.
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Post by wayved on Mar 20, 2006 23:51:09 GMT -5
AHHH, hence the name THE SPRINKLER. Yeah, its hot alright! What kinda music plays with that??? (my guess is anything!)
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Post by wayved on Mar 20, 2006 23:56:37 GMT -5
My free advice: Dont take any advice that involves crazy ass advice (Jump off a fucking cliff with a picture of your family in your hand to provide them eternal happiness--no man, thats bad advice--I read that in a fortune cookie once maybe--"JUMP OFF A CLIFF WITH A PICTURE OF YOUR FAMILY IN YOUR HAND-THEY WILL BE GRATEFUL") or involves listening to Daryl Hall and John Oates post 80s output on Arista (NO--Big Bam Booms second side was not a revelation from God--and having all their output from 89 onwards does not automatically make you a FAN of Hall and Oates--you gotta dig into the WAR BABIES!)
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Post by sisyphus on Mar 21, 2006 0:01:57 GMT -5
hallalujah and praise the...uh.... and praise eternal recurrence!
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Post by Thorngrub on Mar 22, 2006 10:08:10 GMT -5
My free advice: Dont take any advice that involves crazy ass advice (Jump off a fucking cliff with a picture of your family in your hand to provide them eternal happiness--no man, thats bad advice--I read that in a fortune cookie once maybe--"JUMP OFF A CLIFF WITH A PICTURE OF YOUR FAMILY IN YOUR HAND-THEY WILL BE GRATEFUL") or involves listening to Daryl Hall and John Oates post 80s output on Arista (NO--Big Bam Booms second side was not a revelation from God--and having all their output from 89 onwards does not automatically make you a FAN of Hall and Oates--you gotta dig into the WAR BABIES!) This is the greatest single fortune cookie message, ever.
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Post by sisyphus on Mar 22, 2006 19:49:50 GMT -5
i second that!
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