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Post by wayved on Mar 23, 2006 1:55:23 GMT -5
Worst fortune cookie message: " " -if your fortune is blank then you know never to eat there again. That sounds like a crazy ass movie script waiting for the screen right there. Youve heard of King's Thinner, right? The possibilities are endless with this.
" " NO!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by luke on Mar 23, 2006 12:45:07 GMT -5
I remember on that old A-Team cartoon, Mr. T got a fortune cookie message that said, "Look out behind you." Soon as he read it, the lights went out and they started fighting ninjas. It was great.
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Post by riley on Aug 27, 2006 22:12:47 GMT -5
I need advice and a sobering perspective.
If I look at girl on girl or guy on girl internet porn, while I listen to Judas Priest, does that make me gay?
Completely unsure on the weightings of all the various criteria. A little help here.
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Post by riley on Aug 27, 2006 22:14:18 GMT -5
To clarify, the porn is hetero, but the singer for the metal band is way homosexual. Therein lies my confusion.
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Post by Kensterberg on Aug 28, 2006 0:08:42 GMT -5
I need advice and a sobering perspective. If I look at girl on girl or guy on girl internet porn, while I listen to Judas Priest, does that make me gay? Yes. But no more gay than when you got up this morning and put moisturizer on your face.
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Post by riley on Aug 28, 2006 4:41:51 GMT -5
I need advice and a sobering perspective. If I look at girl on girl or guy on girl internet porn, while I listen to Judas Priest, does that make me gay? Yes. But no more gay than when you got up this morning and put moisturizer on your face. Get with the program Holzman. I have moderately oily skin, which means I don't have to hydrate or moisturize everyday. I use the more standard three step Exfoliate -> Wash -> Clarify process. This keeps my pores more open and allows me to use the natural moisturizers in my skin. I do use moisturizers on my hands though, which get quite dry, but only after using a good sea salt exfoliator to get rid of the dead skin, allowing the moisturizer to work to its full potential.
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Post by phil on Aug 28, 2006 5:57:50 GMT -5
Get with the program Holzman. I have moderately oily skin, which means I don't have to hydrate or moisturize everyday.
I use the more standard three step Exfoliate -> Wash -> Clarify process. This keeps my pores more open and allows me to use the natural moisturizers in my skin.
I do use moisturizers on my hands though, which get quite dry, but only after using a good sea salt exfoliator to get rid of the dead skin, allowing the moisturizer to work to its full potential.
I shed all my skin twice a year ...
Much simplier and WAY less costly that way !!
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Post by phil on Aug 28, 2006 5:59:23 GMT -5
I need advice and a sobering perspective. If I look at girl on girl or guy on girl internet porn, while I listen to Judas Priest, does that make me gay? Completely unsure on the weightings of all the various criteria. A little help here. Don't worry ... It's just a phase ! You'll outgrow it ...
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Post by sisyphus on Aug 28, 2006 8:23:34 GMT -5
it is dry here in utah. i want to live near a beach one day....
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Post by wayved on Aug 28, 2006 23:59:57 GMT -5
I want some random advice. Like a fortune cookie. Anyone got any? ("Dont be an asshole" is not an option)
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Post by maarts on Aug 29, 2006 5:32:09 GMT -5
Glen mate, played some Chills this afternoon and it made me feel heaps better. Perhaps rather than advice, how about a cheer to you- you are a good man.
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Post by Fuzznuts on Aug 29, 2006 6:27:13 GMT -5
I want some random advice. Like a fortune cookie. Anyone got any? ("Dont be an asshole" is not an option) Take an umbrella when it rains.
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Post by Ryosuke on Aug 29, 2006 6:28:35 GMT -5
I want some random advice. Like a fortune cookie. Anyone got any? ("Dont be an asshole" is not an option) Think of us when you masturbate.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Aug 29, 2006 17:22:42 GMT -5
I want some random advice. Like a fortune cookie. Anyone got any? ("Dont be an asshole" is not an option) I dunno. But don't eat the muffins.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Aug 29, 2006 17:29:09 GMT -5
But we got new poop, classic poop, diet poop, cherry poop and salty lemonade.
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