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Post by sisyphus on Jan 3, 2007 21:38:41 GMT -5
lol. yours was a swell answer, phil... just one that was already a given. thanks, tho.
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Post by sisyphus on Jan 12, 2007 16:23:33 GMT -5
anyone know how to make a good compost bin that does not require wormies? i want to prepare for a summer garden.
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Post by phil on Jan 12, 2007 17:52:26 GMT -5
Pigs make the best compost bin as they will eat-and digest!- almost anything you will throw at them ... But this is probably the best alternative to worms and pigs ... A household size composter for daily amounts of kitchen and household throwouts -- finished compost in 4-6 weeks! Small size is great for your deck, porch, right outside your kitchen door, or next to your recycling bin.
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Post by Kensterberg on Jan 12, 2007 17:53:04 GMT -5
Get a pig. Once you get tired of it making compost, you can make bacon.
Mmmmmmm, bacon.
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Post by phil on Jan 12, 2007 17:54:23 GMT -5
LMfatAO !!
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Post by sisyphus on Jan 12, 2007 21:02:01 GMT -5
lol. i think i'm going to make my own compost bin until i can throw a hundred bucks at a cooler one.
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Post by phil on Jan 12, 2007 21:20:47 GMT -5
Sisy ~ The simpliest way to make compost is to chop your kitchen wastes as small as possible and throw it on a pile in the yard contained by a circle made with chicken wiremesh and stakes.
Problem is to get a pile big enough for the composting process to start ...
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Post by Ryosuke on Jan 18, 2007 3:46:37 GMT -5
I just farted at work, fairly loudly. Right now, it's only me and a female associate in the office, who is pretending that she didn't hear anything. I'm rather embarrassed. What should I do?
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Post by rockysigman on Jan 18, 2007 10:16:47 GMT -5
Make love to her?
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Post by Galactus on Jan 18, 2007 11:44:16 GMT -5
Pretend you didn't do anything, go about your day or you could tell you just got your second wind.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Jan 18, 2007 12:48:09 GMT -5
go up to her with a funny look on your face and ask her is she got a new perfume.
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Post by Mary on Jan 18, 2007 13:23:39 GMT -5
To make Ryosuke feel better, here is my Most Embarrassing Fart Story Ever:
I was 12 years old, and competing for the first time in the gymnastics state championships for Massachusetts. I was about to begin my floor routine - I was standing in my opening pose, just waiting for the music to kick in so I could begin. The judges' table was literally directly behind my ass. (yes, you know where this is going) For some reason, the music was taking unusually long to start, and I was becoming increasingly aware that I really needed to fart. I was desperately trying to hold it in, while maintaining my "graceful" opening pose, and thinking to myself "please start the music! please start the music!" Once the music started, 2 seconds later I'd be running down the diagonal to do my first tumbling pass, and if I farted then, it would almost certainly be drowned out by the music, and the distance from the judges.
So because I heroically struggled to hold the fart in for so long, when it finally came, IT WAS A DOOZY. Longest, loudest fart EVER. And no, the music hadn't started yet. It was so loud I could see people in the fucking audience snicker. I effectively farted for like 4 consecutive seconds right in the face of the judges. Of course, 2 seconds later, the music started.
I got an 8.4 on that routine, which was a little lower than I usually scored without any major fuckups. I usually scored around an 8.7. When they flashed my score, my coach looked at me sardonically and said:
"I guess there's a .3 deduction for farting."
Cheers, M
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Post by Fuzznuts on Jan 18, 2007 13:35:26 GMT -5
I don't see what the problem is.
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Post by Ryosuke on Jan 18, 2007 20:11:36 GMT -5
Thanks for the advices guys, though it's too late to act on them now. I ended up doing what ded said - pretend that nothing happened. I bet she thought it was someone from the upper floor.
Mary's post kind of reminded me of a question that's been ongoing in my head for a while. Do presidential candidates fart during the televised debates?
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Post by samplestiltskin on Jan 18, 2007 21:24:33 GMT -5
Remember that look Mr. President got sometimes during the debates, a sort of desperate, faraway, preoccupied look in his eyes (well actually he gets that look all the time, but ryo has inadvertantly stumbled upon the explanation) -- you can't see it, but his hand has reached behind to pull one butt cheek aside to expel a fart silently.
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