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Post by maarts on Oct 17, 2005 7:47:15 GMT -5
If god was a woman, she would have insisted on foreplay.
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Post by phil on Oct 17, 2005 8:01:11 GMT -5
She did !
It was written all over the first set of stone tablets...
You know... The ones Moses threw down in a fit of rage ... !!
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Post by maarts on Oct 17, 2005 8:14:06 GMT -5
Yeah but that was because he discovered his gay lover Aaron was into bestialism....
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Post by phil on Oct 17, 2005 8:45:07 GMT -5
OUCH !! So... That was what the fuzz about the Golden Calf was all about... ?  ? HÉ ! ... You sure we're reading the same version of the Old Testament ...  |
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Post by Thorngrub on Oct 17, 2005 15:47:07 GMT -5
I have embraced the dark along with the light.
And have found each within the other.
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Post by Thorngrub on Oct 17, 2005 15:50:39 GMT -5
Thorny said:
...its all about "avoiding potential badness" rather than embracing a spiritual positivity.
That is a sugar-coated deception if you ask me. An essential part of embracing something positive and pure is the "turning away", so to say, from the bad. Darkness and light can't have communion with one another. I don't see why that wouldn't be easy to understand. To embrace one you must forsake the other." - melon
#1, melon: My comment was in reference, strictly, to that Get Out Of Hell card. My comment was limited to the mentality responsible for having produced a card such as that. *YET*: You insist on bushwacking past this essential detail as if I were making a blanket-statement about all religions, or yours even. Look before you leap. I certainly do not believe the mentality responsible for producing that card goes for every single religious person be they Christian or not, believe they in Hell or not. I was pointedly referencing only those who DO play the Fear card, and those who buy into it. I did not even hint that you or anyone else for that matter is necessarily indulging in this. (Look before you leap, read & understand before you jump to a defense that is unnecessary)
As for the remainder of your personal claims, I simply do not agree, is all. You say "darkness and light can't have communion with one another", and I say to thee verily "have you ever observed the twilight?".
I believe you are guilty of taking the reality of our world in terms that are far too "black and white", is all. What else can I say?
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Post by melon1 on Oct 18, 2005 9:34:52 GMT -5
The darkness is getting darker. The light is getting brighter. But what is vanishing is the gray area.
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Post by phil on Oct 18, 2005 9:43:31 GMT -5
It's all because of that "Daylight Saving Time" scheme !!
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Post by luke on Oct 18, 2005 9:49:40 GMT -5
It should always be Daylight Savings Time. Absolutely fucking ridiculous to switch back to it being dark at 4:30 in the goddamn afternoon. What's the point of that?
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Post by poseidon on Oct 18, 2005 10:29:48 GMT -5
4 things God wants you to know: 1. Eat healthy, thy body is thy shrine 2. Pray 3. Study, learn 4. Be happy, smile  |
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Post by Thorngrub on Oct 18, 2005 11:01:21 GMT -5
Um, pardon me for being a stickler for details Merc, but . . .
...aren't those "4 Things God Wants You To Do" - ?
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Post by riley on Oct 18, 2005 12:29:49 GMT -5
I wonder if God wants me sport wood when the cute chick from two offices down walks by with a really tight top on?
Oh man... there she is... wow!
Too late. Wonder what God would like me to do with this for the next minute or two.
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Post by luke on Oct 18, 2005 12:32:13 GMT -5
Be careful, Riley. "Two worst words to hear when you're masturbating are 'you're fired.'"
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Post by riley on Oct 18, 2005 12:36:25 GMT -5
Yeah but the four best words are, "go ahead and finish"
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Post by luke on Oct 18, 2005 12:37:16 GMT -5
Really? I thought they were "Come on my tits."
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