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Post by rockysigman on Jul 1, 2006 11:46:23 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure I said no more fucking Rush around this place. What good am I as temporary co-host if not to set some fundamental rules to better everyone's quality of life?  After a few more beers, Riley will do whatever you tell him. Skvor bit was brilliance. Hell yes. Awards Show highlight thus far. If there's an award at the end for "Best Awards Show Segment", that gets it. |
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Post by tuneschick on Jul 1, 2006 11:51:52 GMT -5
After a few more beers, Riley will be passed out on the lawn and I'll be running this thing on my own.
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Post by tuneschick on Jul 1, 2006 11:53:34 GMT -5
Skvor bit was brilliance. Hell yes. Awards Show highlight thus far. If there's an award at the end for "Best Awards Show Segment", that gets it. And yes, I third this. That was awesome. |
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Post by riley on Jul 3, 2006 4:53:44 GMT -5
There are rumours circulating of a guest writer for the next segment.
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Post by maarts on Jul 3, 2006 5:23:26 GMT -5
And who might that be?
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Post by Ryosuke on Jul 3, 2006 5:33:07 GMT -5
IFTM?
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Post by maarts on Jul 3, 2006 5:47:05 GMT -5
WTF?
IFTM
NFW!
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Post by frag on Jul 3, 2006 11:33:43 GMT -5
Luke
Well, we're back. And...
Frag
Yeah, it's good to be back.
Luke
Holy hell, where's Riley? And why are you here?
Frag
Where's Tunes?
Luke
What?
Frag
Yeah, well how about instead of asking me all these questions on my first day, how about you help me present the next award?
Luke
WTF?
Frag
Dude, did you just say 'W-T-F'? And didn't you just say holy hell a few seconds ago?
Luke
Frag, shut up. Where's Riley?
Frag
And this year's funniest poster is...
Rocky
Dude!
Frag
Whoa, where'd you come from?
Rocky
Listen dude, we've got to talk about you dumping us with Geddy Lee as your replacement. It's just that Holzman keeps humping his leg, he keeps screaming like a girl, and frankly dude, it's really really distracting.
Luke
And where's Riley?
Frag
Whoa, eh, hold up a second. This is way too much responsibility for a lowly little fragtone. I mean, I was all stoked to launch into that Abbot and Costello bit, and now, it's ruined. You guys had to ruin it.
Rocky
Sorry dude, but seriously...Geddy goes or I go.
Frag *looks away from Rocky and to audience
And this year's funniest poster is...
Rocky
Dude, not cool!
*Rocky storms off stage and flips off a lot of people. Tons
Luke
Frag?
Frag
Yeah?
Luke
Not good.
Frag
Well, not bad.
Luke
No. Bad. Very very bad. Where's Riley?
Frag
Oh he's up there. And the winner of the coveted Funniest Castaways Poster trophee is...
*Frag points up. Luke looks up to see Riley diving through the air, dressed in purple spandex and a lot of green feathers. He nails the drop-kick-to-Luke's-Gut that he's famous for. And with grace, he lands. Gracefully. Like a dove. A well-groomed dove...
Riley *with hands on his hips, with authority
Alright! I did it! I got you back, bitch! Ha!
Frag
And you made quite an entrance
*winks at Riley
to accept your trophee.
*hands trophee to Riley as he slips Frag a wad of Rileybucks. With another wink, the transaction ends.
Riley
Wow, what can I say? I mean, I feel like I knew all along, yet I didn't know. And that if I'd just...
Frag
Yeah, that's great. Listen, I've got to close this thing back to commercial, so you want to step out of the way a bit? Thanks.
Well, folks...
*Luke staggers to his feet and decks Frag
MC Maarts
A conspiring duo? An Angry Rocky?
A rift in the band? A lonely Geddy?
join us next time for the harrowing conclusion
please
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Jul 3, 2006 12:29:02 GMT -5
MORE THROBBING GRISTLE!!!!!!!!!
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Post by riley on Jul 3, 2006 13:20:28 GMT -5
awesome stuff.
Geddy should be so lucky as to be recruited as a Fragtone.
thanks for the award.
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Post by Dr. Drum on Jul 3, 2006 20:44:14 GMT -5
Great stuff!
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Post by Ayinger on Jul 3, 2006 22:47:29 GMT -5
Nice to see you get recognized Riley!
Now could be talk Tunes into getting back on stage and maybe doing a slammin' cover version of "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" with the band???
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Post by RocDoc on Jul 3, 2006 23:04:08 GMT -5
Naw, Riley never gets no recognition....shit, the dude goes genius-level on a regular basis.
Especially now with the ass-less dolphin outfit that Fuzz sprung on us...
See, Stephen J. Hawking doesn't get recognized either...well, too rarely.
The one thing missing (like Ryo said) the old-school teaming with InvisibleFloatingTorsoMan...
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Post by tuneschick on Jul 4, 2006 12:11:48 GMT -5
Now could be talk Tunes into getting back on stage and maybe doing a slammin' cover version of "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" with the band??? I'm no singer, but after that many beer it doesn't even matter.  Congrats Riley - well deserved! |
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Post by rockysigman on Jul 4, 2006 12:28:46 GMT -5
Any Fragtones that know how to play "Total Eclipse of the Heart" are kicked out of the band, effective immediately.
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