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Post by lumencandle on May 18, 2004 19:21:25 GMT -5
Make a Survey, Answer a Survey: Either way, we want to know WAY too much about you.
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Post by lumencandle on May 18, 2004 20:23:54 GMT -5
I have had a beautiful smack of inspiration -- I have found the very first (?, well, one of the first) questionnaires from the old board...the one from ItAS...cheezy show, yes, but the little survey I love. So why not revisit it?
the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire
What is your favourite word?
fauteuil
What is your least favorite word?
funeral
What turns you on?
intelligence.
What turns you off?
"game".
What is your favorite curse word?
fuck me.
What sound or noise do you love?
wind chimes.
What sound or noise do you hate?
someone saying to me to "be quiet".
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
costuming/fashion design.
What profession would you not like to do?
soldier.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You did well on the test run, now the life you wanted is waiting...
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Post by PC on May 18, 2004 20:45:50 GMT -5
The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire
What is your favourite word?
Dazzle.
What is your least favorite word?
I don't know.
What turns you on?
Intelligence.
What turns you off?
12-year-old girls who dress like streetwalkers.
What is your favorite curse word?
Bitch.
What sound or noise do you love?
Birds chirping outside my window.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Fire drill alarms. Especially at 3 in the morning. :/
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Copy editor at a cool magazine.
What profession would you not like to do?
Teacher at an urban public high school.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Congratulations. You made it.
~PunkChick
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Post by samplestiltskin on May 18, 2004 20:47:53 GMT -5
Favourite word:
plum
Least favourite word:
poop
Turns me on:
bones
Turns me off:
your mama
Fave curse word:
wanker
Sound I love:
dogs dreaming
Sound I hate:
cardboard rubbing against cardb... uuugh can't even say it
Profession I would attempt:
critic
Profession I would hate:
I'm with Lumen - soldier
What I want to hear at the Pearly Gates:
"You were right -- it's all a myth!"
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Post by Meursault on May 18, 2004 22:01:56 GMT -5
Favourite word:
forget
Least favourite word:
over
Turns me on:
real people
Turns me off:
torture
Fave curse word:
fuck
Sound I love:
white noise, fan
Sound I hate:
nails on chalkboard
Profession I would attempt:
barber
Profession I would hate:
selling donuts
What I want to hear at the Pearly Gates:
Oh whoops, you accidentally were sent to super model heaven.
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Post by Meursault on May 18, 2004 22:02:19 GMT -5
Good to see you lumen.
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Post by ScottsyII on May 19, 2004 2:48:39 GMT -5
Favourite word:
Fodder
Least favourite word:
Seperation
Turns me on:
Mellie
Turns me off:
Bad attitudes
Fave curse word:
fuck
Sound I love:
a nicely tuned car engine
Sound I hate:
poorly tuned or abused car engine...
Profession I would attempt:
Record Producer
Profession I would hate:
digging ditches
What I want to hear at the Pearly Gates:
Go back and try again...
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ClubberLang
Struggling Artist
think for yourself, question authority
Posts: 288
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Post by ClubberLang on May 19, 2004 8:28:05 GMT -5
I can't get the image of Will Ferell out of my head but here it goes:
What is your favourite word?
cocktail
What is your least favorite word?
tube
What turns you on?
big tits
What turns you off?
people that have to scream to get their point across
What is your favorite curse word?
horseshit
What sound or noise do you love?
a dehumidifier
What sound or noise do you hate?
the screeching of a baloon
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
history teacher
What profession would you not like to do?
accountant
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Hendrix, Morrison, Lennon, Cobain and Marley are all playing tonight. Enjoy the show
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Reservoir
Struggling Artist
They all get them out for the boys in the band
Posts: 140
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Post by Reservoir on May 19, 2004 10:20:02 GMT -5
What is your favourite word?
tectonic
What is your least favorite word?
examination
What turns you on?
men
What turns you off?
lack of personality
What is your favorite curse word?
skull-fuck
What sound or noise do you love?
birdsong, the roar of a TVR engine
What sound or noise do you hate?
children screaming under my window. theres nothing wrong with you, shut the fuck up.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
codebreaker at bletchley park
What profession would you not like to do?
too many to list - nothing boring
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
jack white's in there with a bottle of tequila
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Post by riley on May 19, 2004 10:35:32 GMT -5
What is your favourite word?
juxtaposition
What is your least favorite word?
bonjovi
What turns you on?
smile/eyes
What turns you off?
facial hair
What is your favorite curse word?
fucker
What sound or noise do you love?
rain on roof
What sound or noise do you hate?
bonjovi
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
corporate trainer/facilitator
What profession would you not like to do?
banker
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You really do really do have the biggest penis we've seen here yet
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Post by Thorngrub on May 19, 2004 13:16:23 GMT -5
[glow=red,1,200] What is your favourite word? [/glow] Viridian [glow=red,1,200] What is your least favorite word? [/glow] evil [glow=red,1,200] What turns you on? [/glow] compassion [glow=red,1,200] What turns you off? [/glow] self-centeredness [glow=red,1,200] What is your favorite curse word? [/glow] FUCK [glow=red,1,200] What sound or noise do you love? [/glow] Music [glow=red,1,200] What sound or noise do you hate? [/glow] poolballs softly colliding [glow=red,1,200] What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? [/glow] Novelist [glow=red,1,200] What profession would you not like to do? [/glow] Military[glow=red,1,200] If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? [/glow] "Welcome back, Shaun"![]() www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/verkleidung/costumed-smiley-067.gif[/img] |
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Post by samplestiltskin on May 19, 2004 13:43:03 GMT -5
Pool balls. Okay.
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Post by Thorngrub on May 19, 2004 13:46:28 GMT -5
 There's just something about the soft "click" they make that I can't stand. Now a nice, forceful, solid strike is fine. It's the "easy shot" sound that gives me nightmares.  |
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Post by RocDoc on May 19, 2004 13:52:09 GMT -5
What is your favourite word?
Jumbo-Tron
What is your least favorite word?
Harassment(when pronounced the IMproper Brit way: accent on the first)
What turns you on?
My wife smiling at me for no reason…
What turns you off?
Bazooka speakers thumping revolting angry simplistic rap/hip-hop on the street…
What is your favorite curse word?
Of course ‘FUCK’. Versatile as all hell.
What sound or noise do you love?
Fireworks on the 4th of July
What sound or noise do you hate?
Fireworks NOT on the 4th of July
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Radio disc jockey with no set list.
What profession would you not like to do?
A Chicago, NYC or LA cop…
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
“We’ve heard good things about you…”
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the*bear
Struggling Artist
"Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot
Posts: 95
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Post by the*bear on May 19, 2004 14:39:25 GMT -5
What is your favourite word?
onomatopoeia
What is your least favorite word?
no
What turns you on?
legs OK, maybe I'm a shallow bastard, but nicely toned muscular female legs get my attention.
What turns you off?
Smoking, smokers
What is your favorite curse word?
I'll go with the ever popular F-bomb
What sound or noise do you love?
Cleats clicking into a bicycle pedal
What sound or noise do you hate?
Crashing metal
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Director, charitable foundation
What profession would you not like to do?
Welfare gynecologist
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Hope you brought the beer!"
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