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Post by rockysigman on Sept 15, 2006 14:06:36 GMT -5
Inspired by a PM exchange with Tunes. Tell us all about the weirdos that you've gone out with.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Sept 15, 2006 14:07:35 GMT -5
oh, boy.
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Post by rockysigman on Sept 15, 2006 14:08:31 GMT -5
This board was created for samples. Get posting, samps.
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Post by phil on Sept 15, 2006 14:09:40 GMT -5
I hate Private Messages ...  |
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Post by tuneschick on Sept 15, 2006 14:10:01 GMT -5
Samples, I predicted to Rocky that you and Layla would have the best stories. Don't disappoint me!
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Post by phil on Sept 15, 2006 14:10:03 GMT -5
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Post by phil on Sept 15, 2006 14:11:42 GMT -5
I've only dated good "Catholic girls" ...
Well almost ...
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Post by samplestiltskin on Sept 15, 2006 14:12:30 GMT -5
let's see. there was my manager at petsmart, who suddenly decided he was going to allow himself to have feelings after he met me, then when i freaked out that he beat a hole in his wall when he thought i might be cheating on him (like three weeks after i met him!!) he started burning and cutting his hands and wrists and texting me non-stop with messages like "you lied to me! i thought you loved me!"
that one still has me feeling pretty libido-less.
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Post by tuneschick on Sept 15, 2006 14:13:40 GMT -5
OK, I think we can shut this whole thread down now. Samples wins!
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Post by samplestiltskin on Sept 15, 2006 14:15:10 GMT -5
Samples, I predicted to Rocky that you and Layla would have the best stories. Don't disappoint me! Well..... thanks, I think? I need some support here, that people have dated worse freaks than I have. Dude, wouldn't it suck to happen on some random message board and see yourself posted as a horrible weirdo someone went out with? Haha! |
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Post by samplestiltskin on Sept 15, 2006 14:16:31 GMT -5
Ah! Don't say that Tunes! We have to keep this board going for all my future weirdos.  |
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Post by phil on Sept 15, 2006 14:19:44 GMT -5
I've never dated freaks
but I've had a few freak dates ...ÔÔ...
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Post by samplestiltskin on Sept 15, 2006 14:25:12 GMT -5
Well you gotta spill, then. I'm feeling very alone. Almost freak-like.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Sept 16, 2006 5:05:46 GMT -5
haha. I have a PhD in dating assholes & wackjobs.
I've never had a burner though. Respeck, Samps. It takes a woman of a certain calibre to inspire madness in a man - thats what I say...
; )
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Sept 16, 2006 5:34:07 GMT -5
If I speak about more than one of my freaks at a time, I fear it would cause a rupture of the time-space continuum.
Freak #1: Hot Bicycle Courier Boy
he used to courier things to the building I worked in, would cycle around Sydney in tiny lycra gear. Faggy, yes. He was also a male model. Remains one of the hottest guys I've ever dated, but dumb as all fuck. It was like Zoolander come to life.
Top 5 Freak Things he did:
5. Changed his real name to 'Levi' & then back to his real name & then back to 'Levi'.
4. filmed us having sex...but when we watched it back, I wasn't even really in it because the camera had been angled onto him the whole time (ie I wasn't permitted to change position, lest I ruin his good angle)
3. didn't know any of the following things: location of the Indian Ocean, capital city of Germany, first president of America, how to spell "Eiffel", the concept of the International Date Line, any background history to the Arab-Israeli conflict ("I thought Jews mostly lived in America, so whats the big deal anyway?"....dude, wtf.)
2. when I broke up with him (I told him I need to date people who like to have conversations with me that aren't just about a) where they couriered things to that day b) buying stuff c) which bar we should go to), he cried for about ten minutes, told me "you're a cold bitch and I hope someone breaks your heart into a thousand pieces so you can feel like I do right now", then ran out in a fit of hiccups. Came back a couple days later when I was at work, took my good bed linen (WTF man) & wrote on my fridge (with our letter magnets) 'haha u have herpes now bitch'. fucking asshole.
1. when I ran into him again, like 2 years later, I tried to be really nice & friendly. he told the guy he was with "this slut thinks she dated me - but really she was stalking me & stole my bedsheets". My first reaction was to slap his dirty lying little face, but I figured that would only back up his story. so evil.
Levi, that fucking spastic. How one person can be so dumb, I don't know. I think hes secretly gay & who cries after being dumped by someone who has been dating you for only, like, 7 weeks. get over it for petes sake.
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