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Post by rockysigman on Sept 22, 2006 0:36:47 GMT -5
You probably should just offer a hand job and move on.
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Post by Ryosuke on Sept 22, 2006 0:38:18 GMT -5
That's kind of nasty, considering that the story involves lots of urine.
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Post by Mary on Sept 22, 2006 0:50:42 GMT -5
Yeah, that story has won pretty much every variety of the worst-date-ever contest. In fact, sometimes when there's a lull in a conversation, regardless of the topic, I'll just be like "ok guys, I have to tell a story...."
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Post by rockysigman on Sept 22, 2006 0:57:06 GMT -5
Although...your racist date that ended in shoes full of bum puke does come pretty close. I mean, your friend had more as far as personal humiliation goes, but if you ignore who was involved in the story, your story is pretty bad.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Sept 22, 2006 9:52:18 GMT -5
I want to know what happened after the moment she was found half naked in the sink with her teeth knocked out. Are they still together??
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Post by Kensterberg on Sept 22, 2006 9:58:47 GMT -5
M -- you need to write a book. I'm not sure exactly how you'd work all these anecdotes in to one fictionalized narrative, but there's got to be a way to wrap all these tales, from the infamous NIN hair debacle to these latest posts, all up in one story.
You'll never need to publish anything else again. Just live off the bestseller residuals and movie rights. And then you can move back to SF.
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Post by Mary on Sept 22, 2006 10:08:59 GMT -5
heh but that one isn't my story!!!! i just want to be clear - i never peed in a sink  samps, they're still together! really! crazy but true. of course, the parents were in an awkward position - obviously you want to be pissed as hell that someone just ripped your sink out of the wall in the process of urinating in it. but, on the other hand, you gotta figure the unbelievable humililation plus the loss of teeth is enough punishment, and besides, you gotta get the poor girl to the hospital as well. so they curbed their anger, and my friend says her girlfriend's parents love her now. maybe i should start peeing in sinks... Cheers, M |
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Post by Fuzznuts on Sept 22, 2006 10:17:04 GMT -5
I've peed in a sink or two in my day. It's not all it's cracked up to be. But then I didn't exactly have to climb up on top of it either.
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Post by rockysigman on Sept 22, 2006 10:26:45 GMT -5
Oh yeah, I think most guys have peed in a sink. But the logistics of it are not nearly as complicated as they would be for a woman. She'd have to have some strong arms to balance herself. And of course it has to be a strong sink.
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Post by Galactus on Sept 22, 2006 11:08:41 GMT -5
A friend of mine went to meet his girlfriends parents and they're eating dinner, having a nice conversation...he looks over at her bother, he's maybe seven, and he's masturbating. My friend has no idea what to do...should he ignore it? should he point it out? So her mom finally sees he's kinda freaked and notices what's going on and says "What did I tell you about doing that at the table?". He gets up and goes in the living room and continues. Awkward evening, great story.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Sept 22, 2006 11:22:30 GMT -5
Whoa. That is majorly disturbing.
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Post by phil on Sept 22, 2006 12:10:50 GMT -5
HOLY FUCKIN' SACRED COW !!
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Post by kmc on Sept 22, 2006 13:28:58 GMT -5
Best story ever.
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Post by luke on Sept 22, 2006 15:19:40 GMT -5
A friend of mine went to meet his girlfriends parents and they're eating dinner, having a nice conversation...he looks over at her bother, he's maybe seven, and he's masturbating. My friend has no idea what to do...should he ignore it? should he point it out? So her mom finally sees he's kinda freaked and notices what's going on and says "What did I tell you about doing that at the table?". He gets up and goes in the living room and continues. Awkward evening, great story. You were that 7 year-old, weren't you? |
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Post by sisyphus on Sept 23, 2006 15:02:16 GMT -5
whoaaa....mary! just caught the story of the pee pee sink. yikes!
(pause)
yikeeeeks.
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