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Post by phil on Sept 29, 2006 8:04:43 GMT -5
You have no idea ! ;D !
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Hollow
Struggling Artist
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Post by Hollow on Sept 29, 2006 16:19:56 GMT -5
I just want to date a freak.....send them all my way. I'm right over here, behind the 6 ft tall silver bunny!
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Post by rockkid on Oct 1, 2006 9:48:13 GMT -5
Once dated this little con artist from Newfoundland who ripped me off on a loan.
Fucking guy was in the military (made more than me & still ripped me off).
Claimed he shared a joint bank account with his daddy back on “the rock” & needed his ok to withdraw money to repay me.
Yeah right at f*cking forty!!!!
Several months after the end of things (during which time he informed me that if I phoned to ask for my money again Gasp the nerve of me eh he’d call the cops & press harassment charges) Ha Ha.
Any way several months later he phones me out of the blue (dummy me thinking I’m finally getting my money) to tell me he has this buddy he’d like to fix me up with.
I informed him of the lack of couth in an ex setting up an ex & hung up.
Saw the asshole once since at a movie with some old coug (we are talking wrinkled plus!)
I mulled the merits of warning the ole gal & then thought nah.
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Post by rockkid on Oct 1, 2006 9:50:44 GMT -5
He also claimed to have PTSD from serving in Bosnia.
He had something alright.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Oct 13, 2006 22:51:59 GMT -5
lol. RK, you should've warned her. Tunes, your story about orange-hair guy with the creeped-out father was fucking hilarious!  The mental image of a perverted dad pointing at you with a permanent devil horn hand is pricless. Best dating story so far. |
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Post by samplestiltskin on Oct 16, 2006 11:26:18 GMT -5
Isn't it the creepiest thing when friends, or even boys you've met like once, ask you "Is it okay if I touch you?" What the hell are you supposed to say to that? "No, you nasty freak, it is NOT okay to grope my tit." Jeez. My weekend was so weird.
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Post by tuneschick on Oct 17, 2006 9:24:45 GMT -5
Ugh, samps that sucks. Was this a friend or a guy you'd just met?
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Post by samplestiltskin on Oct 17, 2006 9:50:50 GMT -5
I've known him for a while, he's a friend of my ex's. Totally strange, like he's gone psychotic and tried to kill his friends I guess (wish I had been there to see it!) and done entirely too many drugs to ever be sane again, but now he's Christian and super-whipped by his 6 foot tall girlfriend and seemingly not harmful. Somehow I just seem to bring out the lecher in men.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Nov 9, 2006 11:25:32 GMT -5
Taxi-cab driving stalker boy showed up at club last night.
"I got so mad I deleted your phone number.
..... Can I have it again?"
ug.
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Post by rockysigman on Nov 9, 2006 11:36:12 GMT -5
Taxi-cab driving stalker boy showed up at club last night. "I got so mad I deleted your phone number. ..... Can I have it again?" ug. Did you give it to him? ;D |
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Post by samplestiltskin on Nov 9, 2006 11:48:54 GMT -5
I said I still had his.
Should have given him the Rejection Hotline number. I love that thing but I've never had the balls to use it. It's a number with a local area code and when you call it, it says "Hello! If you've reached this recording, YOU'VE BEEN REJECTED. But have a great day anyway" or something.
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Nov 9, 2006 14:15:11 GMT -5
Oh man, that would be hilarious. If that happened to me and I was the guy that got that I think I would laugh. That's pretty priceless right there.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Nov 9, 2006 14:17:40 GMT -5
here, seriously, call this:
(303) 607-7527
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Post by rockysigman on Nov 9, 2006 14:29:27 GMT -5
I think most area codes have a similar number set up. I know they had it in Detroit because I heard the guy who set that thing up talking about it on the radio once. I think he said that they were going to try to have one for nearly everywhere.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Nov 9, 2006 14:37:16 GMT -5
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