HObbnobin' w/tha Starz

[Thorngrub]

Checkit, castapeeps: Our own beloved sisy has scored a killer gig for the next week ! You know SUNDANCE starts today, and it's in Park City, of course (only a 25-minute drive around the bend of the mountain range from here).

Well sisy's friend w/da "connexions" got her set up for this cool gig driving celebrities around, for a hunnerd smackaroos a day (cash under the table).

She just now dropped me off at the hospital where I work, and went toodling off in her groovy navy blue Ford Escort (bumper stickers: "Hail To The Thief" ; "Somewhere In Texas, A Village Lost Their Idiot" ; "PAGAN DEAD", etc) to Park City.

So guess which celebrity she'll be drivin' around on a regular basis -? Parker Posie, pretty cool eh ? She essentially drives them around wherever they want to go; when they ring her, she has to arrive ASAP (for fear they will be "mobbed"... freeze they ASS off is more like it;), get em sixpacks, tampons, the regular stuff the rich & famous require in bulk.

So she'll be reporting back to me whenever she gets to give some heavyweights a ride, like Seth Green or Matthew Lillard. Who knows -? She might even hit the jackpot and get to chauffer Jamie Kennedy or Jeremy Piven !

[Fuzznuts]

For my money, it doesn't get any better than Parker Posey. She's delightful.

[Thorngrub]

Yeah, sis is goin' to try & score some "Posey Pussy Juice", to give to our friend Andy who adores her so. Perhaps a stray pubic hair might be plucked from a casually disposed of tampon.

[Fuzznuts]

Um...

[Thorngrub]

oh shit, I didn't even think that Parker might be perusing this very board !


I'm just tryin' to entertain & amuse, Parker . . . it was just an obscure Linklater reference... I've always thought you two should work together...

[Adam]

They have...in Dazed and Confused.

[Adam]

Anyway, sounds like Sisy does have a sweet gig. I'm sure she'll have great stories when this is all said and done.

[Thorngrub]

adam said:

They have...in Dazed and Confused.

dude, I knew it ! That's why my mind spontaneously connected the pube & the Posey ! ^*

*sighs w/relief, as surely all is forgiven in her eyes*

^* the Linklater connection = Re: Slacker

[Adam]

Ugh. I hate the pubic hair skit from Slacker. I always skip over it.

[Thorngrub]

aw man I think its freakin hilArious ! Great way to kick off the digressions, imo

dammit I need to OWN that movie on dvd ... I used to consider it Linklater's crowning achievement, but it has been bumped down 2 notches:

#1/WAKING LIFE
#2/A SCANNER DARKLY
#3/SLACKER

[Thorngrub]

Just so y'all know,
this board should be the place
where we all post about which famous
people we've hung with, met, seen, or even
can claim to actually know or be friends with.

So don't keep it to yourself ! Let's hear it:

What movie stars, writers, musicians, poets, or famous people have you had the lucky opportunity to meet, hang with, or know?


*thoRny wants to know*

[Fuzznuts]

I met Alex Trebek once when I went to Memphis to try out for College Jeopardy. I've also met Art Fleming, the original host of Jeopardy, so I've got that going for me, which is good.

[Galactus]

I met Spiderman once at the mall.

[Kensterberg]

Spiderman huh?

Stars don't come much bigger than that!

I got George Brett's autograph when I was in high school.

[Galactus]

I also met LA Guns at the mall on St. Patrick's day.