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Post by loudaab on Feb 22, 2007 10:36:34 GMT -5
I read that. I am a piece of shit. I just read all of that too....reckon I'm a sack o' shit too. really though, that's quite a theory....I'm actually intrigued how one comes up with that kind of thing. Does this make me a bad person, or just hopelessly confused? I think it just makes you a person who takes a joke as a serious theory. Same goes for Skvor. I mean skvor I appreciate your advice on "how to have my writing taken more seriously" but its just a frickin blog Amigo. And the day I start taking that seriously it the day I chop off my 9 inch wangdoodle and sent it to Oprah Winfrey in a coffee can... |
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Feb 22, 2007 10:44:15 GMT -5
So your blog is just takin the piss, PEW? The whole thing is just one big joke? If that's the case, then why do you want people to read your blog if it isn't serious at all? What would be the point? If you have nothing to say then you have nothing to offer, do you?
Also, what's the deal with posting about your wang size? Feeling inadequate? Also, why would you send it to Oprah Winfrey? To prove what a space case closet KKK hooded fuck you are?
You aren't fit to drink Zappa's dead piss much less comment on him.
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Post by loudaab on Feb 22, 2007 11:17:03 GMT -5
So your blog is just takin the piss, PEW? The whole thing is just one big joke? If that's the case, then why do you want people to read your blog if it isn't serious at all? What would be the point? If you have nothing to say then you have nothing to offer, do you? Also, what's the deal with posting about your wang size? Feeling inadequate? Also, why would you send it to Oprah Winfrey? To prove what a space case closet KKK hooded fuck you are? You aren't fit to drink Zappa's dead piss much less comment on him. Zappa was probablly a cool dude--there are some great quotes attributed to him, he was intelligent, individualistic, a leader who fostered other musicians, and he was techinically a fine instrumentalist. But the fact remains that he couldnt write a halfway decent song to save his life. Think of my blog as you might think of the Daily show or the Colbert Report. It is there to entertain. Ofcourse part of being entertained assumes that you are also informed about certain things. If you do not have a good working knowledge of the subject matter, then much of the humor will go over your head. |
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Feb 22, 2007 11:21:02 GMT -5
Dude, I can run circles around you in my sleep when it comes to the subject of Music. For one thing, in order to compare oneself to Colbert, you have to actually be INTELLIGENT. I have read your blog and your entry on Synth Rock is an uninformed travesty. Also, plagerising from other people's blog and pasting them to your own doesn't put you high on the satire list.
Secondly, I think that Zappa was a fine songwriter and wrote a large amount of decent material. Unless you can prove otherwise, I bet you have never written a song and that it would be no where near quality of Zappa.
What I have found about guys that pontificate on music such as you are guys that wanted to desperately to play music but just didn't have the ability to do so.
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Feb 22, 2007 11:27:18 GMT -5
Also, your blog has gross historical and factual inaccuracies. More than I have seen in someone who has such a high self opinion in his supposed prowess in the subject of music.
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Post by kmc on Feb 22, 2007 11:27:28 GMT -5
PEW = John Stewart. I get it, now.
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Post by loudaab on Feb 22, 2007 11:42:01 GMT -5
PEW = John Stewart. I get it, now. John Stewart with a 9 inch wang... Skvor, If there are any historical inaccuracies in my blog they are there for affect and done on purpose... |
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Feb 22, 2007 11:43:53 GMT -5
PEW = John Stewart. I get it, now. John Stewart with a 9 inch wang... Skvor, If there are any historical inaccuracies in my blog they are there for affect and done on purpose... The above statement is total bullshit and you know it. Also, dude, what are you overcompensating for? |
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Feb 22, 2007 11:48:32 GMT -5
I've sent a PM to Strat to ban you. I've had enough of your shit. If he doesn't, I'm not posting on these boards in protest until you are banned.
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Post by loudaab on Feb 22, 2007 11:53:42 GMT -5
John Stewart with a 9 inch wang... Skvor, If there are any historical inaccuracies in my blog they are there for affect and done on purpose... The above statement is total bullshit and you know it. No it isnt. I'd like to see you try to show me something from my blog thar is historically inaccurate that wasnt done for affect. If you cant, then you are the one who is full of bull sushi, arent you? |
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Post by Galactus on Feb 22, 2007 11:56:45 GMT -5
PEW, there are guys here who really honestly know and live music, you're not bullshitting anybody but yourself buddy.
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Feb 22, 2007 12:20:09 GMT -5
Nice comeback, PEW. Nice. It's about right up there with the "I know you are but what am I" kind of rhetoric of a third grader.
From your blog to correct:
#1. Mash-ups have been around long before George Martin and his son utilized the technique to create the Beatles' "Love". It was there in the disco culture of the 70s when DJs really started picking up steam to the present day. The Beatles are not the most sampled artist in history and while they are sampled, so are a ton of other artists. Alot of hip hop artists have been using Aerosmith and Led Zeppelin for drum breaks, now Dave Grohl is starting to be heavily sampled, especially his drum work on "In Utero". The deal is that the Beatles are not the only band that are being sampled and they are not saving hip hop by any means. Again, another racist point of view from some Rockist that needs to put the black man down by portraying some crackers from England as saviours of an African-American founded expression of art. Nice.
#2. On your horrible article on Synth rock, if you are going to start with the Futurists, it would be wise to know your subject. For one, you glossed over almost 50 years of famous 20th Century composers from Russia, John Cage, Varse', Musique Concrete, and just a ton of others that you just glossed over. Also, the Telleharmonium was built in 1897, not 95. I can't see how that would be for effect to post an inaccuracy like that. Also, you failed to mention the Theremin, which was very important to the beginning of electronic music and synthesizers.
It is also well known that it is Kraftwerk, and not Tangerine Dream, that was the first all electronic act.
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Feb 22, 2007 12:39:39 GMT -5
Also, neither Courtney Love or Yoko Ono are groupies. Both are artists of their own volition. Courtney Love slept her way to the top, but I would hardly call her a groupie. Using sex as a tool for power and social status has been done by men for decades, so why not a woman musician? Another fine example of the sexism that rockjism is.
Also, Yoko Ono was not a groupie. She was an internationally famous fluxist artist who blew the mind of Lennon. I'd hardly call her a groupie and if you knew anything about the story of the Beatles, you would know that Linda McCartney had just as much to do with the volatile break up of the Beatles and maybe more so.
If you really knew anything about Daniel Johnston, you would know that it wasn't his goal to sell his soul to the devil for fame. In fact, one of the things that pops out with his condition is his MORTAL FEAR of the devil. I know, I live in Austin and I have a couple of friends who are in his band, Danny and the Nightmares, so while he wanted to be a big songwriter, the devil had nothing to do with it.
On your American Hardcore thing, Greg Ginn of Black Flag was hugely influenced by The Greateful Dead. DC has had a healthy music scene and is responsible for some great bands like Q and Not U, Autoclave, The Nation of Ulysses, Trans Am, Bad Brains there are just a ton of great bands from the Alexandria, Richmond, Baltimore, DC area. Cheney is also originally a Representative from Wyoming and was born in Lincoln, Nebraska. I would hardly call him "From DC" nor would I say the same for Nixon. That's one of the reasons why the scene was so great is you had this pocket of anger against the politicians that lived in their backyard who were these insane transplants making awful legislation for the entire country. Dave Grohl is from the DC/Virginia area. Also, Fugazi did not do interviews with magazines that had Liquor or Tobacco ads, not magazines that they would not read themselves. They have done plenty of interviews with magazines that I'm sure that they have no desire to read that were in line with their personal philosophy of not being associated with that industry.
"THEN came Hardcore and MacKaye's precious straightedge movement which was basically a bunch of rich kids from the Suburbs PRETENDING to be punk by shaving their heads and putting safety pins through their noses."
WRONG. Straight Edge was about not drinking, not smoking, not having sex, not eating meat and not doing drugs which is pretty much the antithesis of The Sex Pistols. Also, you are aware that McLaren managed The New York Dolls, totally destroying their career and tried desperately to destroy the career of Richard Hell because he wanted to be associated with the NYC scene so bad. That was before the Sex Pistols. In fact, much of McLaren's ideas for the Pistols came totally from the NYC scene after he went back to England with his tail between his legs.
Also, it is on record if you would ever care to read the interviews of the bands that you talk about, that several of the American bands were heavily influenced by the British artists. The Minutemen were way into Wire and The Pop Group. Minor Threat was very much into the Buzzcocks, The Clash, Crass, artists such as that. Bad Brains were really into making really fast hardcore with the mixture of the Dub Roots movement that was so huge in England at the time.
Also, the bands of that era didn't just develop the DIY culture, they DEFINED it.
If you can't see the quality of the Ramones, you're a retard.
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Feb 22, 2007 12:44:19 GMT -5
Now......I start my protest. As long as you are allowed to stay here, I won't post. I will just lurk in the background.
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Post by kmc on Feb 22, 2007 14:06:59 GMT -5
The above statement is total bullshit and you know it. No it isnt. I'd like to see you try to show me something from my blog thar is historically inaccurate that wasnt done for affect. If you cant, then you are the one who is full of bull sushi, arent you? I hate you. |
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