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Post by frag on May 18, 2006 1:34:33 GMT -5
No no no, I'm very grateful. They're awesome balls. Perfectly proporitoned and everything.
Let me fix my previous statement...
Rocky, sans testicles, is a fucker.
Better?
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Post by Adam on May 18, 2006 1:35:32 GMT -5
Is Rocky ever in control of his balls?
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Post by frag on May 18, 2006 1:35:39 GMT -5
now...i should probably eat my delicious couscous burritos and then go to bed with the cleavage a few pages back and watch some seinfeld dvds.
oh man that's awesome
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Post by frag on May 18, 2006 1:38:08 GMT -5
mmmmm....rocky's balls couscous burritos cleavage
yeah, that makes me sound most manly
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 18, 2006 2:00:11 GMT -5
I'm getting those testicles back one day. The wheels are already in motion
*bides time*
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Post by frag on May 18, 2006 4:48:32 GMT -5
ugh...it's 5:43
I slept for two hours and I still feel drunk. But now I've got a bloody nose. and a firm grip of the balls of one Rocky.
and for future reference, Laylay, guys don't like to hear "balls," "wheels," and "motion" used in the same sentence. Ever. Something in our genes tells us that's never a positive combination of nouns.
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Post by frag on May 18, 2006 4:54:22 GMT -5
Epilogue
Well folks, what a night! I feel like I've learned so much about myself and you were all there to learn a little bit more about me too. Liquor was consumed, hearts were broken, facial hair was rinsed down the sink and testicles were stolen. Hell, those four things alone make for a pretty damn fine evening. But let's do a short recap, shall we, and think once more of all that we've learned:
Rocky's balls belong to Frag.
We've learned so much. What more could you ask for.
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Post by rockysigman on May 18, 2006 6:02:39 GMT -5
I feel violated and dirty.
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Post by maarts on May 18, 2006 6:06:30 GMT -5
Not as dirty as Rangers-fans felt yesterday surely?
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Post by sisyphus on May 18, 2006 6:12:57 GMT -5
Liquor was consumed, hearts were broken, facial hair was rinsed down the sink and testicles were stolen. lmao!!!
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Post by Fuzznuts on May 18, 2006 6:58:25 GMT -5
Rocky, you need balls? I can hook you up.
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Post by rockysigman on May 18, 2006 7:37:06 GMT -5
How much?
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Post by frag on May 18, 2006 7:52:32 GMT -5
So you're just going to up and buy the first pair of balls you find? Come on dude, you can do better. Shop around a little. For instance, I've got this pair right here. They're slightly used, but they are definitely not the little acorns Superfuzz Liarnuts is trying to hustle you with.
Come on. Come on.
Just out of curiosity, you wouldn't recognize your own balls if they were on display in front of you, would you?
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Post by rockysigman on May 18, 2006 7:59:46 GMT -5
I know my balls pretty well. You'd be surprised. Or maybe you wouldn't be, I don't know.
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Post by Fuzznuts on May 18, 2006 8:44:59 GMT -5
Well, that all depends, my friend. You want OEM, or do you want to upgrade? |
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