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Post by rockkid on Oct 24, 2005 11:05:22 GMT -5
 Hey I could be wrong you know.
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Oct 24, 2005 19:03:49 GMT -5
Today's Roy highlights (Rock & Rocky, yes, Roy is a guy that I work as an HTS for...he is, for lack of a better word, my "charge"...the only one I have right now):
~~~"I'll break my bowl! Cuz I'm crazy! I'll break my plate...I'll break my eyeglasses!"
~~~"I'm gonna squeeze a turtle."
~~~"I'm gonna raise hell on Halloween and I'm gonna throw my Christmas tree off the porch on Christmas."
~~~"My cousin Sherri took a shit in my uncle Johnny's boot and blamed it on me."
~~~"I'm gonna smoke me some coffee grounds, just for the fun of it."
~~~"I'm gonna drop firecrackers in kids' candy bags on Halloween...make 'em go off cryin'."
~~~"Can I raise hell in Dallas? Trip out on the Mexicans down there? Curse 'em out in Spanish?"
~~~"I'm gonna piss in my bug zapper."
~~~"I'm gonna drink piss 'on the rocks'."
~~~"I'm gonna bust me some balloons."
~~~"I'm gonna piss on my momma's bed."
~~~"I'm going to piss a locust off."
~~~"I'm gonna tie springs on my feet and bounce on 'em. Boing! Boing! Boing!"
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Post by rockysigman on Oct 24, 2005 19:21:34 GMT -5
~~~"I'm gonna tie springs on my feet and bounce on 'em. Boing! Boing! Boing!" Should I be embarrassed that this is something that I've thought about on more than one occassion? But seriously, wouldn't it be fun? |
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Post by Thorngrub on Oct 25, 2005 9:13:30 GMT -5
I want to know:
~What is JAC on
~Where can I get some
;D
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Post by poseidon on Oct 25, 2005 10:40:26 GMT -5
I want to know: ~What is JAC on ~Where can I get some ;D JAC'S flyin' high from his untreated chemical imbalance... |
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Post by Ampage on Oct 25, 2005 18:47:05 GMT -5
~~~"I'm gonna tie springs on my feet and bounce on 'em. Boing! Boing! Boing!" Should I be embarrassed that this is something that I've thought about on more than one occassion? But seriously, wouldn't it be fun? I had those "shoes" in the 70's that where like the skates you attached to your tennis shoes, but instead had "springs". Totally did not work and I can't believe that there aren't more 30-somethings walking around with limps due to severely broken ankles. |
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Oct 25, 2005 20:34:18 GMT -5
I want to know: ~What is JAC on ~Where can I get some ;D JAC'S flyin' high from his untreated chemical imbalance... That was a week and a half ago, and it only lasted for a day. In fact, I think it was inspired more by A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius than anything going on in my brain. |
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Post by Thorngrub on Oct 26, 2005 8:43:44 GMT -5
That is AWESOME JAC ~ ! You really had me worried entertained - all of us, I'd wager - w/that wackery. Glad to see you haven't gone off the deep end . . .  |
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Oct 26, 2005 9:04:54 GMT -5
That is AWESOME JAC ~ ! You really had me worried entertained - all of us, I'd wager - w/that wackery. Glad to see you haven't gone off the deep end . . . I went off the deep end years ago... No need to worry. I am, however, seriously considering taking samples reccomendation and giving lamactil a try. Hey, smaps...about how much does that stuff cost? I'm on a budget, you know. |
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Post by Rit on Oct 26, 2005 10:37:52 GMT -5
make sure you're not self-medicating.
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Oct 26, 2005 18:21:14 GMT -5
make sure you're not self-medicating. It's worked this long... |
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Post by samplestiltskin on Oct 30, 2005 20:47:03 GMT -5
mmm self medicaton. ativan, weed and rum and coke makes for pleasant self-mecidation. i am so happy to be happy.
[Act II ends.]
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Post by samplestiltskin on Oct 30, 2005 20:49:22 GMT -5
Ha!
We just spent a happy hour learning how to snap a bottle cap at each other. Entertainment for free. Maybe i should start smoking again. I actually mastered the art too. Can snap a cap at your ass like nobody's business!!
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Post by samplestiltskin on Nov 1, 2005 20:03:16 GMT -5
Ha, guess the damage wasn't too bad. Feared the worst. These boards are much too easy to access while you're fucked up...
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Post by samplestiltskin on Nov 1, 2005 20:03:55 GMT -5
Oh, glanced at your blog today JAC, looked good. I will investigate from time to time.
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Hey I could be wrong you know.
