JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Oct 21, 2005 19:24:40 GMT -5
Okay...two days of Madonna conversation is enough.
Start a Madonna thread, fer cryin' out loud.
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Oct 21, 2005 19:45:42 GMT -5
Roy has proven to be a veritable fountain of humorous comments. Here are a few from today:
~~~"I'm gonna burn down a whorehouse. Jim McCloud, I'm gonna burn down his whorehouse. Burn down the Kickapoo Motel."
~~~"I'm eatin' horse shit."
~~~"I don't want to end up in no strange ghetto."
~~~"I had a dream I broke out windows last night...Glass makes pretty music when it breaks."
~~~"Get that fucked-up bicycle out of here." It should be noted that there was not a bicycle in sight when Roy said this, so I asked, "Where's the bicycle?" to which he replied. "In the machine shop."
~~~"I'm gonna bitch slap my grandma. I'm gonna bitch slap my sister."
"Why would you want to do that?" I asked.
"Cause they're bitches...Push my momma off a bridge."
~~~"I'm gonna drink me some Mexican beer and go crazy like a wild Indian."
~~~"I eat shit all the time. It's good with peanut butter. I'm gonna eat me some cow shit. I'm gonna smoke me some dog shit. Dry it out in the sun, stick it in my pipe and smoke it. That's why you call cigars 'dog turds'".
~~~"I'm going to take me an overdose. I'm gonna piss off an oil well."
~~~"I'm gonna go on a hunger strike. I'm gonna sue DHS for 2.9 million cause they're robbing me of food stamps. They're robbing my white ass. N*****-fucking dope fiend."
~~~"I'm gonna drown in the sea of love, man."
~~~"I'm gonna break my stereo. I wanna see stereo fireworks."
~~~"Can I smoke my momma's crack?"
~~~"What do you think I am? Your damn whore?"
~~~"I'm gonna smoke my Mexican clock."
~~~Roy and I listen to the Oldies station all day long and we both like the DJ, Ronnie Kaye, who has been in radio & television for as long as both of us can remember. I made the remark to Roy that I've always liked Ronnie Kaye, to which he replied, "He's a fool, man...He's a stone fuckin' fool." (Regardless, Roy is as big a fan of Kaye as I am).
~~~"I'm gonna play my Australian flute".
~~~"I'm gonna play my farting violin."
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Post by poseidon on Oct 22, 2005 10:28:40 GMT -5
Sorry for continuing the Madonna topic JAC...
Did anyone catch the premier of "I'm going to tell you a secret" last night on MTV?
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Post by poseidon on Oct 22, 2005 10:42:49 GMT -5
BTW: Happy birthday samples.  |
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Post by poseidon on Oct 22, 2005 11:04:32 GMT -5
Am listening to "Hung Up" courtesy of music @ aol.com. It's great. Has that feel-good beat to it. Definately a shake-yer-thang beat. Love it.
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Post by poseidon on Oct 22, 2005 11:15:34 GMT -5
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Post by rockysigman on Oct 22, 2005 16:31:12 GMT -5
JAC, do you just have the tape recorder going at all times, or do you just find yourself fiendishly scribbling down all the stuff he says all day?
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Oct 22, 2005 21:08:34 GMT -5
No tape recorder, Rocky. Not yet, at least. I do plan on making some rcordings of Roy and possibly putting them on my blog. As it is, I actually do scribble down what he says when he fires off one that I think is funny. If it makes me laugh and it doesn't contain TOO much profanity, I'll write it down.  |
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Oct 23, 2005 16:04:19 GMT -5
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Post by samplestiltskin on Oct 23, 2005 23:50:37 GMT -5
wow, how did people know about my birthday? must have originated with jllm somewhere.
uh, thanks btw.
i pretty much just came on here hoping i could blab on this board about screwy chemicals. my boyfriend fell asleep on my chest and somehow it just wasn't fulfilling to talk to the ceiling.
about an hour ago i was certain i was either going insane or already there. completely out of body, looking at people as someone else and words coming out of my mouth that i never formed, thoughts that... i swear weren't even mine. i don't know if any of you have ever been there before, but it's definitely not fun. you'd think it would be cool but you're just scared, that you'll never come back, that none of your life was real. paranoia becomes truth, i get convinced that... for instance you know how when you black out/pass out, you have dreams that seem to last.. weeks, or years. i become convinced at times like these that my whole life has been one of those dreams. none of it is real, and i can't wake up. and all of it being thought about and seen from a f*kked up angle, far removed from what you thought was you, that clammy scared-shitless creature lying on the bed.
sometimes it's triggered by a flash of memory, and i realize i can't remember what led up to that memory, or what came after, and i realize that i don't remember much of anything that happened in my life actually. because i wasn't there. i hardly ever am actually present in my body. and i don't want my whole life to be this way.
none of this is probably making sense, or it's sounding totally unlike what i'm feeling and wanting to say. i don't know myself. meeting myself would be scary. more and more with the pills i'm having brief moments where i notice how many people like me so much and it's weird. like, who is it that they're experiencing? i don't even know. it's cool, but unsettling, that i have no idea what other people are seeing from me.
blah bleh... this helped. the boy is restless and stalking in and out of the basement leaving me alone to do this and probably having no idea what i'm doing. funny.. =D i suppose i should program my body to chase him down and interact with him in such a way as to reassure him. act like a human at least.
Fight Club will fukk you up!!!!!
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Post by rockysigman on Oct 24, 2005 2:04:07 GMT -5
wow, how did people know about my birthday? must have originated with jllm somewhere. On the main page of these very message boards, at the bottom, it has a little thing that says "Today's birthdays." On your birthday, it said your name there. Edit: In case you go looking for it, it's only there when there is in fact a birthday to announce. So don't look for it today, because there isn't one. |
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Post by samplestiltskin on Oct 24, 2005 7:49:57 GMT -5
It didn't say JLLM's too?
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Post by maarts on Oct 24, 2005 8:51:04 GMT -5
Yeah it did! Neat little gadget, my mind's a sieve when it comes to birthdays.
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Post by rockkid on Oct 24, 2005 10:42:48 GMT -5
My thinks Roy may be one of Jac's charges. No?
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Post by rockysigman on Oct 24, 2005 10:47:09 GMT -5
My thinks Roy may be one of Jac's charges. No? Stop ruining my fun. |
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