JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Jul 16, 2010 7:45:53 GMT -5
You guys are hip. You guys are great. Keep moving forward. A corporate financial meltdown.
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JACkory
Struggling Artist
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Post by JACkory on Jul 17, 2010 9:44:59 GMT -5
There is a lot of good that can come from the exposure of grapes to sunshine. Sorry, that brain fart was relentless. I actually know where the lever is. You scared me. I swear to god I didn't steal this car. Just change the oil and shut the fuck up, Slick.
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Post by RocDoc on Jul 17, 2010 16:35:04 GMT -5
'disconnected b-movie catch-phrases for a hundred, art!'
'a very popular category.
and the answer is....'
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Jul 18, 2010 8:10:43 GMT -5
Could you turn down that GOD damn stereo in there? You're gonna ruin your fuckin' hearing and then you won't be able to hear me say "I told you so".
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JACkory
Struggling Artist
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Post by JACkory on Jul 18, 2010 16:52:43 GMT -5
The food in this prison has never been very good but it seems as if lately it is particularly awful.
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Jul 19, 2010 12:11:49 GMT -5
All these crazy babies making babies, eatin' bacon and makin' love.
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Jul 20, 2010 10:43:31 GMT -5
Happy birthday, Mr. Rothschild, you are a fine example of the form. I am lad to present you with this signed CD copy of J.S. Bach's "St Luke's Passion", autographed by the composer.
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Post by Ayinger on Jul 20, 2010 18:27:50 GMT -5
fwak....how much ya have to pay for that?
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Jul 21, 2010 19:23:56 GMT -5
Not too much, my friend...I found it at a Salvation Army Thrift Store where they had absolutely no idea how valuable it was. In fact, there were a couple of Garth Brooks albums sitting directly next to it that were priced one dollar higher. But that signature? It's real as the day is long. I had it looked at.
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Jul 22, 2010 7:44:17 GMT -5
The Murder Machine Messiah placed his wart-covered hands on my face and praise Lordy now I can see. The scales on my eyes literally melted and dripped down my cheeks. It felt really good.
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JACkory
Struggling Artist
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Post by JACkory on Jul 26, 2010 11:57:45 GMT -5
Listen to them little bunnies go, singing about drugs and saying "no" to the big bad pusherman. All I need is a needle for my camel to walk through.
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Post by phil on Jul 26, 2010 12:28:00 GMT -5
499 posts to go
before reaching 200 000...
Just do it!
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JACkory
Struggling Artist
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Post by JACkory on Jul 28, 2010 19:34:46 GMT -5
That little doggie in my front yard is a super mother fucker. I'm gonna spike her food one day, and then who will be laughing? Maybe Domino will knock her up soon. Serve the bastards right. Keep that little piece of shit from doo-dooing in my yard.
Only quality, phil. Nothing less.
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Jul 31, 2010 9:29:38 GMT -5
You've got it wrong, squire. I was only looking for some ice cream. There's no other reason I would be in the frosty climes. So don't fuck up my day, okay? Here...have a double dip. Then leave.
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Aug 2, 2010 16:48:08 GMT -5
We found this hollowed-out husk slouching in the corner, over there, just to your left. Don't know what was stuffing it, but whatever it was is all gone now. It's hard to see in the dark, but it reflects no light.
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