i fucking DIED in 1969, believe me. cos
that was a collapse for the ages and as a 14 year old i (and ALL of my buddies) took it
very hard.
i loved this column when i read it...this guy's got the page 2 column in the tribune and he's the 'typical' south-sider who's bound by his honor to hate the effing cubbies...but he writes a nice one here:
Note to Cubs fans: Go all in or pack it inJohn Kass
September 23, 2007
I ask this not as a White Sox fan who, like my Sox brothers and sisters, has been where you are now. I ask as Mr. Predictor, co-founder of the proposed Chumbolone Museum of Grant Park and dean of the new University of Chumbolone.
Don't be a chumbolone, Cubs fans. Believe in these Cubs.
Remember June? Cubs fans were in the fetal position, cursing Jacque Jones, damning Carlos Zambrano, giving Lou Piniella the finger for not knowing anything about baseball.
It was mass hysteria, and I could have fanned the flames of self loathing. Instead, I channeled Mr. Predictor. And what did Mr. Predictor tell you back in June?
That the Cubs would win this thing. They'd win it, they'd win it, they'd win it.
Now, in the last week of the season, don't take a turn to negativity town. You can still get on the bus, but the door closes Sunday afternoon.
"After that, you can't get on," said WGN-AM's David Kaplan, a crazed Cubs fan who has called me up in the middle of the night to curse me out for being caught on HBO tape, standing next to Mr. Bartman at that infamous 2003 playoff game, with a big smile on my face.
"What worries me about a lot of Cubs fans, is that they're not putting their heart in it," Kaplan said. "And you know what? If they win this thing, win the whole thing, the fans who didn't put their heart in it will still wear their Cubs playoff gear, and they'll pass a mirror and see themselves.
"And they'll look at that guy in the mirror, and the guy will look back, and they'll know that they didn't believe. You can't fool that guy in the mirror. So don't try it. Believe."
Yes, Cubs fans, there is no refuge for you now. Either put your Cubs heart on the emotional chopping block once again, or refuse and crawl safely along the baseboards of life.
I'm not asking as a Sox fan who has walked in your Crocs, or whatever those ridiculous things on your feet are called. I'm asking you as a brother. Do you believe?
Don't be a chumbolone. Say it. Tell it. The Cubs are going to win this thing.
"Shut up," said my real brother Peter, a true Cubs fan, who has loved the Cubs since he was a little boy.
"You're doing the Mr. Predictor thing just to jinx us. I know it. Everybody knows it. Mr. Predictor. Jinx. Mr. Predictor, jinx. Oh, I get it.
"I don't care about your jinx. We're beyond jinxes now. I'm so tired of it. We're past what happened in 2003 and Mr. Predictor and the Billy Goat curse and all that other [deleted] going back a century. Let's forget all that stuff. It doesn't mean anything. What means everything is this week. So let's believe."
There you have it, fans. My brother Peter is one of the purest, most believing, non-booing Cubs fans that ever lived.
When he was a little boy, about 10, he learned his lesson. He was at a Cubs game at Wrigley, and his idol, Ron Santo, came up with men on base and struck out. The fans started booing, and Pete joined in, "Santo! You bum!"
A few innings later, the great Santo came up again, with men on base, and washed his hands in the dirt at home plate the way the great Santo was known to do. Santo hit a home run. The fans cheered, and Pete was one of them.
An old man sitting next to him -- I mean a real old man, a wrinkly, hat-wearing old man, with a white shirt on, glasses, holding a sharp pencil to keep score -- touched my brother on the shoulder.
"Sit down!" hissed the old man.
Pete looked up, horrified.
"You booed Santo. You don't have the right to cheer! Sit down!"
So Pete, knowing the old man was right, sat down. He cheered, but he cheered sitting down. And he felt terrible, since he loved Santo, and loves him still and despises anyone who'd criticize Santo. He felt guilty.
Pete learned his lesson, and the principles haven't changed, from 1969 to 1984, 1989 and that 2003 playoff game, fans counting the outs to the World Series, when his brother was standing there next to Bartman.
When it comes to baseball, you can't protect your heart. Love your team. Believe. And so, if you don't want to answer Mr. Predictor, answer my little brother.
Do you believe?
"The true Cubs fans believe now," Pete said. "And this is what I want to see. Let's put the armor on. Let's be like the old warriors on the Steppe. Hordes of true Cubs fans together. There's no safe place for us. If our hearts get broken, they get broken. It's baseball. But we can't cheat ourselves. Let's believe."
I hope so. For my brothers Pete and Nick. For Santo and Kaplan and the Polish Spartacus and all Cubs fans out there.
Mr. Predictor says the only thing worse than not winning is seeing your team win just as you've pulled back to protect yourself. Don't do that, I beseech you.
Believe.
Or not.
jskass@tribune.com
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