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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 17, 2004 8:45:27 GMT -5
Riley, if you choose to fly Layla Air you'll get a free upgrade to first class, a nice embroided pillow & a pack of breath mints. and our flight attendants will serenade you, your choice:
"Come fly with me, come fly, lets fly away"
OR
Cheesy 80s hair metal \m/
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Post by kats on May 17, 2004 8:46:15 GMT -5
yeah, no-one wants to employ me. well, colesmyer did, but they haven't sent me details about where they want me. so its all a waiting game. or something.
my mum caught the train in with me the other day. conversation held across the entire peak hour carriage.
i was sitting on the stairs and got up to get circulation back in my privates, to which mum says,
"are your bottoms frozen, kathleen?"
me: yes, mum.
mum: what you need is friction!! come over here, and rub yourself up against this! all you need is friction!!!!
and then she'd spit on a tissue and wipe my face before i got off the train and give me a couple of dollars which isn't for cigarettes!!! ahh, lovely, innit?
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 17, 2004 8:47:54 GMT -5
I'm 100% sure its the smelly breath. I got it in writing.
I'm in Spain but not in Barca. Soon to be leaving for Italy tho & am going to ride a moped thru the streets of Rome.
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Post by maarts on May 17, 2004 8:48:04 GMT -5
I'm surprised you didn't apply as a flight captain, Layla.
I'm sure you'd live for the thrill to sit on top of thousands of tonnes of vibrating steel!
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Post by kats on May 17, 2004 8:49:30 GMT -5
ooooh, italy. can you please slap that blahnik shoe guy?
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 17, 2004 8:51:51 GMT -5
haha, your mum rocks. I told her to say that, you know ;D
When I brought my first 'real' boyfriend home my dad compared his skater punk pants to MC Hammer (this is in 96/97 mind you) and my mum said "you're a nice boy, go find a better girl". we all laughed & she said "I mean it kid, go find a better girl"
the boy dumped me for an older girl who was better in bed & so thus I relate to 'Sk8tr Boi' in a way which scares me very very much...
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Post by kats on May 17, 2004 8:52:34 GMT -5
"I'm sure you'd live for the thrill to sit on top of thousands of tonnes of vibrating steel! "-maarts
Hello and welcome to non-vibrating airlines. We want you all to look at the sign above you, which does not say Sex Board. Below that song that indicates that this is not the sex board, you will notice this board has been created by a sexless anthropomorphic sloth.
To make your journey comfortable, we advise you do not mention sex. Thank you!
only joking btw, got right ahead. gotta run, king of the hill is on.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 17, 2004 8:54:31 GMT -5
ooooh, italy. can you please slap that blahnik shoe guy? yes, i'm going to slap some money in his face & say "gimme your sexiest heels & make it snappy" i refuse to hear a bad word about shoemakers of any ilk, so please refrain. I did apply as the captain, Maarts. Apparently you need to be able to actually fly aircraft, which I think is grossly unfair & discriminatory & I will be taking this to the UN High Court |
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Post by kats on May 17, 2004 8:55:19 GMT -5
hahahaha. well, unfortunately for my younger brother, each time one of his friends has a party at their house, my parents tag along because they're friends with the friends parents, etc.
anyway, my bro has this little homey g gangster friend, who dad exclaims
"you look like guy sebastian!! you're hardcore!!"
poor kid died. oh well, he deserved it. he was trying to do the calvin kliens over the loose jeans...only problem was he was wearing bright green high cuts.
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Post by kats on May 17, 2004 8:56:56 GMT -5
I will be taking this to the UN High Court might find it a bit hard. the un doesn't have a high court. |
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 17, 2004 8:56:57 GMT -5
later westie skank ho. my prepaid net time is closely coming to an end which means my Riley fix is almost over
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Post by maarts on May 17, 2004 8:58:47 GMT -5
Fly? I thought you were only required to press 'play' on the passenger video-equipment and talk gibberish into some microphone to the tower!
Kat- think about it- those thousands of tonnes of vibrating steel under your buns would deliver so much friction, you'd never have a cold bottom again!
King Of The Hill? That yokel-show is on now?
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 17, 2004 8:58:49 GMT -5
what?! the kid died? thats sad. and did he really look like guy sebastien?  The UN will have a High Court by the time I'm done writing letters to Kofi Annan. |
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Post by maarts on May 17, 2004 9:02:32 GMT -5
Happy trails everyone...flying off to Tumbleland meself.
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Post by riley on May 17, 2004 9:25:47 GMT -5
Still trying to picture sitting in first class with an Aussie stewardess singing me tunes by Winger, Poison, Warrant and Slaughter.
Now I'm trying to figure why I haven't started a small novelty airline company.
Surely I'm not the only air travel passenger who would find this appealing?
No wait...I probably am. Carry on.
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