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Post by kats on May 17, 2004 6:56:56 GMT -5
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well, here we are and it starts again.
where were we? oh, that's right. i was;
a) whingeing about writing
b) thanking rs for deleting the boards for a bit because that means the venomous ex friend who stalks those parts no longer has dirt on me.
c) and i was detailing why i'm failing a subject.
carry on!!! tis good to have you all back. now, jesus, rockdoc, mellie, scotts, maarts, layla, liz, dolly, post on, post on!
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Post by kats on May 17, 2004 7:00:28 GMT -5
eeep. sorry, jesus. didn't realise i was putting this board under your board name, and that it was above yours. the asterisks were for good measure! feel free to delete the asterisks, and i can move the board to general threads if you wish.
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Post by kats on May 17, 2004 7:27:58 GMT -5
yeesh. that was an exclusive introduction. welcome anyone!
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 17, 2004 7:29:09 GMT -5
'Allo. How are ya, Westie?
I'm applying for flight attendant positions for when i get to the UK. Criteria = height, manners, charm, ability to not get runs in your pantyhose...
One out of four ain't that bad...
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Post by kats on May 17, 2004 7:41:18 GMT -5
plus, you might get to rung after dontella versace's luggage in heathrow with a 'hi mum' sign while they film airport.
i really don't see any minuses!! tart.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 17, 2004 7:49:07 GMT -5
plus: I don't get airsick & I actually really enjoy turbulence (its like a rollercoaster w/ added authenticity) and I may meet people like Heidi Klum or Johnny Depp & there is a .05% chance they might ask me to marry them
minus: as if they'd let me serve first class. I'd be schlepping it back in economy with all the bums who bitch about their non-kosher food
minus: i'd probably get fired for pointing to bearded men & saying "what are you, a terrorist?"
minus: i'd be hired by some two-bit airline that flies to Tanzania & has a busted wing
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Post by maarts on May 17, 2004 7:51:00 GMT -5
Layla a sterwardess???
Bahahahahahahahahaha!
(notice I keep up the trend not to be nice to Layla....)
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Post by riley on May 17, 2004 8:04:12 GMT -5
If I knew Layla was a stewardess, I would probably fly to all kinds of places I didn't even want to go to.
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Post by kats on May 17, 2004 8:16:31 GMT -5
hahaha. i'd probably look into investing in a cruise liner. not that i've even been overseas thus far in my life!
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Post by maarts on May 17, 2004 8:23:05 GMT -5
...I'd offer her a job at Ansett.
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Post by kats on May 17, 2004 8:24:43 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
oh deary. imagine if this didn't exist and i didn't have jesus and layla to pick on. i'd walk around the house and insult myself. or alternatively, turn to riley.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 17, 2004 8:28:45 GMT -5
I just got two rejection emails from a couple of airline jobs I applied for a few weeks back.
As Homer once said re trying & failing "...the important thing is - never try".
/me heeds words of wisdom
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Post by kats on May 17, 2004 8:30:14 GMT -5
well, it could be worse. you could have applied for scores of jobs and not even received a rejection letter. hypotheticall, of course.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 17, 2004 8:38:43 GMT -5
did you not even get rejection letters? that always makes you feel good inside, doesn't it?  its only b/c you have smelly breath. sorry to be the one to break it to you. |
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Post by kats on May 17, 2004 8:42:07 GMT -5
no, they just found out i was friends with some girl who hangs around bad nightclubs in darling harbour.  ahh, this feels like home, doesn't it? speaking of which, are you still in barcelona? |
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