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Post by Kensterberg on Sept 22, 2005 17:39:53 GMT -5
Has Clubber had his trial yet? If not, I wanna be the judge, or maybe the jury ... how about judge and jury?
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Post by maarts on Sept 22, 2005 18:03:06 GMT -5
You a hangin' judge?
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Post by Kensterberg on Sept 22, 2005 18:06:18 GMT -5
I'll listen fairly and impartially to everything that Rileydog wants to say in Clubber's defense ... then I'll hang 'em both. Sound fair?
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Post by maarts on Sept 22, 2005 18:16:02 GMT -5
Deal!
So when are we gonna bring the tar and feathers in and drag them all over town?
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Post by phil on Sept 22, 2005 18:58:13 GMT -5
You intend to "tar and feathers" them
before of after the hangin' ... ??
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Post by strat-0 on Sept 22, 2005 18:59:41 GMT -5
[sound of trap door on a gallows]
Prisoner 1: Sounds like Schmidt's getting ready for a little 'party.'
Prisoner 2: A party?
Prisoner 1: A hangin' party! Them's 200 pound sacks he's droppin.' Got to make sure them ropes hold up. ...Always uses top grade hemp, Schmidt does. Oils it so it slides real good. Snaps your neck like a ... dried out twig.
Prisoner 3: A fine artist at his trade, our Mr. Schmidt!
Prisoner 1: The bastard!
[sound of trap door]
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Post by strat-0 on Sept 22, 2005 20:13:43 GMT -5
Name that movie?
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Post by Kensterberg on Sept 22, 2005 20:25:50 GMT -5
Was it one of the Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns? |
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Post by strat-0 on Sept 22, 2005 20:31:54 GMT -5
Yes and no. Also featured a great cameo with Dennis Hopper.
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Post by maarts on Sept 23, 2005 6:34:27 GMT -5
Is that some strange Quebecois tradition to 'tarrrr 'n feather' your victim after their death?
That film only can be Hang 'Em High!
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Post by riley on Sept 23, 2005 7:31:01 GMT -5
I'll listen fairly and impartially to everything that Rileydog wants to say in Clubber's defense ... then I'll hang 'em both. Sound fair? Better have a long rope bitch. |
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Post by strat-0 on Sept 23, 2005 12:02:30 GMT -5
Is that some strange Quebecois tradition to 'tarrrr 'n feather' your victim after their death? It's more humane that way. Correctomundo! Bad Guy: Do I know you mister? Clint: When you hang a man... [ snatching bandana from his own neck revealing scar] you LOOK AT HIM! [ Pow!] |
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Post by Kensterberg on Sept 23, 2005 12:10:35 GMT -5
Well I was thinkin' we'd tar and feather 'em BEFORE the trial. That way there won't be any question as to who the accused is -- or about his guilt.
Trials are so much easier when the outcome is decided in advance. I think Stalin might have said that ...
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Post by riley on Sept 23, 2005 12:12:08 GMT -5
Sort of like when Bon Jovi are coming out with an album and you know 100% for certain it will suck a lot of ass before you even hear half a note.
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Post by phil on Sept 23, 2005 14:37:33 GMT -5
Just looking at the cover
pretty much does it for me ...
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