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Post by phil on Sept 6, 2006 16:02:35 GMT -5
I respecfully submit this post for POTD ...
Courtesy of Miss Mary Memphis on the "What do we do now" board ...
I'm not gonna be Neville fuckin Chamberlain. From here on out I am suspicious of any and all bagels; I have evidence that they are almost certainly a threat to my Forehead Security. Thus I will ruthlessly devour any and all bagels with which I am confronted in a pre-emptive strike.
First I'll put smoked salmon on them, however.
Cheers,
M
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Sept 6, 2006 16:24:23 GMT -5
Second the motion, Chairman.
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Post by phil on Sept 6, 2006 18:18:34 GMT -5
Although the toaster is probably more to blame
than that poor innocent, hot but chewy bagel ... !!
A real WMD* if there was ever one ...
*Weapon of Mary's Destruction, that is !
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Post by rockysigman on Sept 6, 2006 18:23:11 GMT -5
Although the toaster is probably more to blame than that poor innocent, hot but chewy bagel ... !! Fall in line, scarecrow. You're either with us in our fight against rogue bagels, or you're against us. You're appeasing the bagels. |
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Post by Kensterberg on Sept 6, 2006 18:34:36 GMT -5
I was seriously considering making one of these bagel posts into today's POTD, and so I'll just go along with this suggestion: I respecfully submit this post for POTD ... Courtesy of Miss Mary Memphis on the "What do we do now" board ... I'm not gonna be Neville fuckin Chamberlain. From here on out I am suspicious of any and all bagels; I have evidence that they are almost certainly a threat to my Forehead Security. Thus I will ruthlessly devour any and all bagels with which I am confronted in a pre-emptive strike.
First I'll put smoked salmon on them, however.
Cheers,
M Congrats M. Today's prize is, um ... lessee what we've got here ... stale bagels at Rocky's place! You've just got to go up to Chicago to pick 'em up. And be sure to declare it to the IRS on your taxes.  |
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Post by rockysigman on Sept 6, 2006 18:49:47 GMT -5
For your information I bought some fresh bagels this afternoon.
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Post by Kensterberg on Sept 6, 2006 18:51:59 GMT -5
But by the time Mary makes her way up to your apartment, they're sure to be stale.  |
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Post by rockysigman on Sept 6, 2006 18:58:14 GMT -5
That's a good point.
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Post by Ryosuke on Sept 6, 2006 19:51:17 GMT -5
A name change would be a great PR move for cod sperm. Well, we have a different name for them over here: shirako. Shira = white, and ko = child, as you should know from your years of studying Japanese. So shirako translates into...white kid? Yeah, I love eating white kids man. Blowfish sperm are supposed to be even more delicious than cod sperm, but that's seriously expensive stuff so I've never had 'em. |
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Post by rockysigman on Sept 6, 2006 19:54:11 GMT -5
Blowfish sperm are supposed to be even more delicious than cod sperm, but that's seriously expensive stuff so I've never had 'em. We live in very different cultures, my friend. |
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Post by Mary on Sept 6, 2006 20:29:14 GMT -5
I think it's about an 8 hour drive from Memphis to Chicago. I have to teach tomorrow from 5:30-8:30, but I can leave right afterwards, which means I could arrive at Rocky's place by 4:30 a.m. on Friday morning. The bagels shouldn't be stale by then. Please have an array of bagel toppings to choose from, Mr. Sigman. Also, due to my justified suspicion of bagels, I will not actually be entering your apartment via the front door.... but I can't say anymore than that. But please don't freak out if you're awakened by a swat team in the middle of the night on Friday coming through your bedroom window. They're not there for you; they're there for the bagels.
Cheers,
M
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Post by rockysigman on Sept 6, 2006 20:43:35 GMT -5
I think it's about an 8 hour drive from Memphis to Chicago. I have to teach tomorrow from 5:30-8:30, but I can leave right afterwards, which means I could arrive at Rocky's place by 4:30 a.m. on Friday morning. The bagels shouldn't be stale by then. Please have an array of bagel toppings to choose from, Mr. Sigman. Also, due to my justified suspicion of bagels, I will not actually be entering your apartment via the front door.... but I can't say anymore than that. But please don't freak out if you're awakened by a swat team in the middle of the night on Friday coming through your bedroom window. They're not there for you; they're there for the bagels. Cheers, MI've got cream cheese. I could get some lox or something if you want. Will I need to have enough bagels for the SWAT team too, or will they be all business? |
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Post by Ryosuke on Sept 6, 2006 20:49:11 GMT -5
I don't think I've eaten a single bagel since leaving the US.
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Post by Mary on Sept 6, 2006 23:38:23 GMT -5
I've got cream cheese. I could get some lox or something if you want. Will I need to have enough bagels for the SWAT team too, or will they be all business? Yes please to the lox. In fact, for me, bagels are just a means of conveyance for transferring lox into my tummy. (did I really just say tummy? help me...) As for the swat team, they've requested some caviar and foie gras. Upscale tastes, these fellows, but not particularly concerned about cruelty to ducks. Cheers, M |
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Post by maarts on Sept 7, 2006 4:11:45 GMT -5
 "He said blowfish sperm....huh huh huh huhhuh huh huh huh huh huh huh." "yeh yeah yeah, hehhehehehehehehehehehehehe..." |
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