Post of the Day!

[rockysigman]

I nominate:

kmc said:

I'd fuck her. But I'd make sure she was gagged, one way or another.

I don't think she's killer or anything, but pussy is pussy.

[kmc]

I second that. It really is a great post.

[maarts]

So POTDs have to be sexually explicit? I find them to be kinda weak.

This nomination has sexual references too but at least it makes a good point- from Ryo on Greatest Drummer:

Another thing about wankery is, a lot of people would just as easily accuse, maybe not so much punk, but certainly a lot of post punk as wankery. People who are too quick to cry wankery, to me, smack of reverse elitism.

[rockysigman]

They don't have to be. But if it's a good post that happens to be sexually explicit, well then it's a good post that happens to be sexually explicit. I judge on quality, not the nature of the content.

[skvorisdeadsorta]

Now that that is cleared up, who wants to fuck?

[Kensterberg]

I just saw the last few days posts on Random Top Ten, and this just floored me. Out of nowhere, really, Ryo posts the following:

ryosuke said:

Ken Holzman is evil.

And that, my friends, is today's POTD. At least so far.

[Kensterberg]

This gets an honorable mention ... Ryo once again, this time on the Greatest Drummers of All Time board:

ryosuke said:

Of course, Sunny Day Service were one of my favorite Japanese bands of all time, and they weren't exactly the most proficient musicians in Japan. But damnit they still rocked.

Holzman, I don't know why you keep bringing up the "it's better than wankery" point. I personally don't think that a little wankery isn't bad, but still, that's like saying "well yeah, he may be a detestable dickhead but he's better than serial killers."

That last paragraph is priceless. Nicely put, Mr. Okawa.

[Ayinger]

skvorisdeadsorta said:

Now that that is cleared up, who wants to fuck?

a-hahaha

[Ryosuke]

Ken Holzman is still evil, but not as evil as he used to be, on account of his kindness in awarding me the POTD.

[Kensterberg]

ryosuke said:

Ken Holzman is still evil, but not as evil as he used to be, on account of his kindness in awarding me the POTD.

This is sort of like saying, "Darth Vadar is still evil, but he gave me a lollipop so he's not that bad."

[Kensterberg]

And the POTD continues to be a continent hopper, travelling in the blink of an eye from Japan to the United Kingdom, where Kool posted the following in Kenny's best of 2006 thread:

kool said:

I'm surprised you like that album [Pearl Jam's self-titled] that much. If any album released this year is full of guitar and vocal wankery*, than it's definitely Avocado. ;D

*_{© 2006 KenHolzman Publications. All Rights Reserved. Used without permission of the author.}

Apparently December is the perfect month to slam (quite humorously) yours truly. Nicely done.

[Ryosuke]

Comparing POTD to a lollipop? Blasphemy.

I thought Kool was Australian? Does he live in the UK now?

[maarts]

I only know one person who'd draw a duck on the Magna Carta....

[skvorisdeadsorta]

I nominate Ken Holzman for his brilliant work over at the Predictions for 07 thread.

[Kensterberg]

skvorisdeadsorta said:

I nominate Ken Holzman for his brilliant work over at the Predictions for 07 thread.

Thanks Skvor! Wasn't sure if anyone had actually read any of that ... other than ThoRny.