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Post by Thorngrub on Dec 15, 2006 17:34:40 GMT -5
I reckon that makes you queer. *stumped*, hm... & here I thought it was the other way around (that being queer made you take pottery classes;) |
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Post by maarts on Dec 19, 2006 4:54:55 GMT -5
This following sequence of posts from Kat's forced me to mop up my morning coffee:
mrsscottsy:
Speaking of children laughing, Mia has the cutest giggle, which sounds nothing like her fathers yet, so rest assured we will try and keep her on the straight and narrow. Somehow a girl with a papa smurf laugh just wouldnt sound right, no??
By the way, next time you see him {Scottsy} online, ask him about his last doctors appointment... MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! No more babies for Scotts and Mellie!!!
Phil:
If you thought "papa smurf laugh" was bizarre,
wait till after the operation ... ;D;D;D
mrsscottsy:
Its already done!! Its still quite papa Smurfy... lol.
Tho I did get scared thinking about what it COULD have sounded like.... EEKS!!
Phil:
I phoned Better-Half after the operation
and took a high-pitched voice when she answered ...
Took her a few seconds before she realised I was joking !!
mrsscottsy:
Scott walked out of the room and looked at me and I believe that his first word was something to the effect of....
"Ow"
kats:
i cannot believe we're discussing scott 'being fixed' on a message board. this is so fucking priceless, i cannot contain myself. hahahahahah - oh, this makes me feel so much better being at work at 830 in the morning. hahahahahahahahaha
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Post by Kensterberg on Dec 19, 2006 10:27:22 GMT -5
LMAO -- yeah maarts, that was a great exchange. I'd like to see Scottsy's reaction to it.  So to all involved, congrats on your POTD! maarts will have your prizes waiting for you the next time you go to visit him. |
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Post by RocDoc on Dec 19, 2006 18:02:45 GMT -5
That Magna Carta-Doodle thing at kat's was priceless.
And it's interesting that 'wankery' has now become proprietary to Mr Holzman. A-hA!
Wankery's mentioned and the convo reverts to Holzman.
Drew up the papers for that yourself did ya Mr Holzman?
First ya gotta know what it means tho...oops, that writ's been registered already?
Nevermind then. It's out of our hands.
Call wankery what you will then.
And I suspect you shall.
Continue, that is.
And what ABOUT that Natsumen? Eh?
;D
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Post by kool on Dec 19, 2006 19:48:20 GMT -5
I like 'wankery'. The word, that is. It just has a great ring to it. "Wankery". It's such a mouthful. Don't mind it in music either, as long as it's not vocal wankery. That's the type of wankery I can't stand. Ms. Aguilera, shut yer piehole, biatch! Musical wankery rocks. I love guitar wankery, bass wankery and even some drum wankery. We should have a wankery board. Thank you Holzman for inventing the word 'wankery'. I use it quite often lately, and every time I do I think of you... ;D |
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Post by Ryosuke on Dec 19, 2006 19:52:50 GMT -5
Wankery is amazing when you see it live.
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Post by rockysigman on Dec 19, 2006 19:54:29 GMT -5
Wankery is amazing when you see it live. At the peep show? |
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Post by Ryosuke on Dec 19, 2006 19:56:09 GMT -5
Damnit, I can't believe I didn't see that coming.
Yes, at the peep show.
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Post by kool on Dec 19, 2006 19:59:51 GMT -5
Wankery is great everywhere. Peep shows, music shows... after a hot date 'no shows'. Nothing beats it.
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Post by Kensterberg on Dec 20, 2006 21:22:07 GMT -5
How did I miss an entire conversation that consisted of nothing but wankery? You guys are nothing but a bunch of wankers. But even a wanker hits on something every once in a while. This almost made me spill my salad when I read it: Diamanda Galas masturbates to pictures of Michael Stipe. Go to Mary's Rock Heresy board for more hilarity. And Ryo, since Mary requested that you POTD for this, I assume that she's gonna take care of the prize for this. I'm sure that there will be some sort of wanking involved.  |
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Post by Mary on Dec 20, 2006 21:25:48 GMT -5
This almost made me spill my salad when I read it: OK I feel really stupid asking this but um... spill your salad?? what?? |
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Post by Kensterberg on Dec 20, 2006 21:28:17 GMT -5
This almost made me spill my salad when I read it: OK I feel really stupid asking this but um... spill your salad?? what?? I was eating a salad. Seriously ... baby spinach and leaf lettuce, red pepper humus, cherry tomatoes, feta cheese, a little ham ... a freakin' salad! I don't know what's with you people ... bunch of wankers. ;D |
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Post by Mary on Dec 20, 2006 21:31:17 GMT -5
oh, you actually literally meant salad. phew. i was trying to figure out hte metaphor and was becoming immensely disturbed.
btw holzman, when are you going to commit some musical sacrilege? everyone is eagerly waiting for you to drop the W-bomb over there.
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Post by Ryosuke on Dec 20, 2006 21:54:09 GMT -5
Since I'm sure Mary has connctions with Diamanda Galas, for my prize I'd like to request a talk session with Ms. Galas herself so that we can discuss how great REM's output in the 80s and 90s were.
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Post by wayved on Dec 20, 2006 22:46:47 GMT -5
Holzman commits musical sacrilege all the time! LONDON CALLING is NOT the BEST ALBUM ever made. Ryo: I would like to talk to Ms. Galas about ANYTHING. "What did you eat for breakfast?" "Do you watch TV?" "What do you do for fun?" |
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