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Post by Ampage on Sept 3, 2006 7:17:31 GMT -5
Oh Phil - if she sat on your lap 20 years ago we would hear about it repeatedly.*insert razzie emoticon*
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Post by phil on Sept 3, 2006 8:10:12 GMT -5
Don't know about 20 years ago but I think I'll pass nowadays ...
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Post by phil on Sept 3, 2006 8:30:41 GMT -5
Oh ! And do you think Xtina could pull off being the lead singer in a Black Sabbath tribute band ... ? LoL !! Sab sister >> The Ozzyfication of Melissa Auf der Maur by RUPERT BOTTENBERG After five years with Hole and one more with Smashing Pumpkins, bassist Melissa Auf der Maur (a favourite daughter of our fair town) took two-kay-one right off. “I needed time to enjoy my life and, more than anything, enjoy music,” she says. “I was starving for the fun of live music.” Redemption came in the form of a fringed white jumpsuit. After encouraging her friend Molly Stern to take up bass, and by extension investigate that mighty force of nature called Black Sabbath, Auf der Maur found the favour returned when Stern asked her fill out the Ozzy role in a Sabbath tribute band. Thus was Hand of Doom born. “I’ve never been a lead singer, so it’s been so liberating. I love karaoke as it is, but this is 3-D karaoke involving more audience. It’s the funnest thing I’ve ever done. “Another dimension to this, other than the karaoke aspect, is the Spinal-Tap-style art project—how far can we go? It’s not a joke, by any means, because of course we love Sabbath. But how much of this is tongue-in-cheek? Then, Jesus, there’s this whole new context, being The Osbournes, which hasn’t even really sunk in yet for us.” ... ... Now, doing Ozzy is no light task. It demands that one wade into waters of darkness and evil, and risk being sucked into a whirlpool of eternal madness. Is the sweet and good-natured Auf der Maur strong enough for such a feat? “I am strong enough to go all the way in there, learn from it, dance with the elves and the little trolls, and come out a fuller human being. I’ve discovered something about Ozzy’s lyrics, though. Yes, there’s a dark side, but his lyrics can be so positive, anti-heroin, anti-war. So many of his lyrics are so romantic and beautiful. They’re so not as satanic as I ever thought they were. There’s so much love in Ozzy. “The only thing is, I don’t think I cop many of his stage moves. Maybe a few, but y’know, his whole jumping-clapping thing—I can’t do it.” Likewise, Melissa says not too expect too much hunching over and scuttling back and forth, in classic Ozzy style. The horned hand, however, will be raised with pride and honour.
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Post by Galactus on Sept 3, 2006 9:18:48 GMT -5
Chirstina can sing but usually doesn't for whtever reason...she's trying to outsing anyone else who might be thinking about singing and then belts just to drive it home.
auf de maur has a way better ass too.
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Post by phil on Sept 3, 2006 9:35:29 GMT -5
The front ain't that bad either ...
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Post by phil on Sept 3, 2006 9:38:31 GMT -5
Amp ~ Thanks for bringing up the subject ! It had been a while since I'd thought about Melissa ...
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Sept 3, 2006 11:36:23 GMT -5
I think about her all the time........... nudge nudge wink wink
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Post by Rit on Sept 3, 2006 14:07:01 GMT -5
haha
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Post by Rit on Sept 3, 2006 14:08:15 GMT -5
Don't know about 20 years ago but I think I'll pass nowadays ... jesus. what a slut. she's awesome.
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Post by rockysigman on Sept 3, 2006 17:39:40 GMT -5
She's an awfully hot slut from time to time.
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Post by Galactus on Sept 3, 2006 17:51:18 GMT -5
She never really did much for me.
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Post by Adam on Sept 3, 2006 19:43:53 GMT -5
How is Auf Der Maur's solo album? I've seen it in used cd bins and I've never decided on whether to pick it up or not.
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Post by Rit on Sept 3, 2006 20:42:18 GMT -5
She's an awfully hot slut from time to time. aye. that she is.
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Post by phil on Sept 3, 2006 20:45:25 GMT -5
How is Auf Der Maur's solo album?
Nothing to wrote home about I'm afraid ...
Listened to it when it came out but never got interested enough to buy it ...
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Post by Ampage on Sept 3, 2006 21:01:23 GMT -5
Her cd is good. Real good. I really like it and it is part of my rotation at work. But then again - I like "pop" so who am I? Poor Phildoe.
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