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Post by luke on Apr 21, 2005 14:19:57 GMT -5
Thanks to tough Cobras like me, Destro, Stallone, Johnny, and arm canon guy, weenie ass mongeese in the modern age tend to feed on a diet of moldy old sardines.  |
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Post by patlogi on Apr 21, 2005 14:35:28 GMT -5
Out here in TX theres lots of rat snakes that I could make good use of a mongoose.
Nathty thnakes.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Post by patlogi on Apr 21, 2005 14:35:55 GMT -5
Actually with my lithp that would be...
thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by luke on Apr 21, 2005 14:51:03 GMT -5
I saw on Animal Planet last night that most rattlesnake bites are inflicted on the hands of drunk males under thirty.
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Post by Meursault on Apr 21, 2005 14:58:04 GMT -5
lol thats a pretty funny fact.
Ekul: We also have Stratman in the Cobras, he has an awesome moustache and is a fireman too.
These Mongeese are to disorganize, while we have mesh belly tops with red cobras on them, they have a 30 something year old leader in Wanker Bear, ....Banker Wear, and mongoose are ugly.
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Post by stratman19 on Apr 21, 2005 15:06:26 GMT -5
That's right Shane. How tough could a gang that is fronted by a financial services professional be? Gimme a break. Damn corporate wusses.
Mongooses are just weasels with a bad attitude...and they smell. Let's break out the whoop ass and get to it. The Mongooses must go down; they must go down hard.
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Post by Meursault on Apr 21, 2005 15:11:32 GMT -5
History: The onset of symptoms and signs following a cobra bite can be extremely variable.
Immediate, local pain (almost always present)
Soft tissue swelling (may be progressive)
Neurologic findings, which may begin early and be rapidly progressive (in anecdotal cases, victims have suffered respiratory arrest in a matter of minutes) or may be delayed in onset as long as 24 hours
Alteration of mental status (eg, drowsiness, occasionally with euphoria)
Complaints related to cranial nerve dysfunction, such as ptosis (often one of the earliest neurotoxic findings), ophthalmoplegia, dysphagia, and dysphasia
Profuse salivation, nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain
Paresis of neck and jaw muscles and generalized muscular weakness followed by flaccid paralysis
Shortness of breath, respiratory failure (muscular paresis and accumulated secretions)
Chest pain or tightness
Eye pain, tearing, blurred vision (with eye exposure to venom from spitting cobras)
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JACkory
Struggling Artist
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Post by JACkory on Apr 21, 2005 15:15:15 GMT -5
Mongoose/Cobra = the new guano
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Post by Meursault on Apr 21, 2005 15:18:15 GMT -5
JAC: Could you set some music to this Savatage song called Taunting Cobras, i found it on the net. Hair metal it up for us if you'd be so kind. Or an original hair metal theme song.
SAVATAGE
Handful Of Rain (1994)
Taunting Cobras
Hey You
She's gonna get you
If you go walking by this corner slow
Don't think she's gonna let you leave
Just because you want to go
Boy you ain't seen nothin' yet
It's a long train of regret
Puppets get no second chance
Pull that string they gotta dance
Parallel addiction is a double crucifixion
When your always out there feeding your head
Always channel surfing cause your brain it isn't working
When you're looking at that moment just remember
Don't look
Don't stray
Don't talk it over
No time
No way
Listen to me I'm cold sober
You're just out there taunting Cobras
Hey you
Who's gonna warn you
When it's something you don't want to know
Don't think
It won't deform you
Twist your mind then let it go
Boy you ain't seen nothin' yet
It's a long train of regret
Puppets get no second chance
Pull that strings they gotta dance
Welcome to the prison
Let me tell ya what you're missing
I've been coming here for nearly a year
Out there was my corner
?Till I came in for a water
Mixed with Whiskey
And a chaser of sideway glances
Don't look
Don't stray
Don't talk it over
No time
No way
Listen to me I'm cold sober
You're just out there taunting Cobras
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Post by patlogi on Apr 21, 2005 21:50:01 GMT -5
Just call me Sly...as in Cobra Stallone.
Guess I'm a snake guys.
"Oh! What a wowld, what a wowld..."
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Post by strat-0 on Apr 21, 2005 22:21:22 GMT -5
Oh, the bike wins for sure, Jac - and there is of course the Ford Cobra GT, etc. But the mongoose is just higher on the food chain, man. He munches on 'em. That one in the picture Rockkid put up - don't you just want to scratch him behind his ears? But he's bad. Make no mistake.
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Post by rockkid on Apr 22, 2005 9:25:34 GMT -5
Bike my ass. regard the MONGOOSE!!! firepower.  AKA The A129 Mangusta |
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Post by Thorngrub on Apr 22, 2005 9:46:08 GMT -5
THAS not a helicopter!:  THIS is a Cobra Helicopter. Can you break the SOUND BARRIER, ya weasly Mongeese-?! I rather think not. Plus, as JAC pointed out with the badass motorcycle, the COBRAS have much better wheels:  But better equipment aside, the COBRAS are the original gangstas of this here territory, and I am here to announce my acceptance into that esteemed club of conquering serpents. As I mentioned to Simpson upon his invitation, you Mongeese'll need to build a friggin' army in order to stand a chance against us lethal highly trained assassin team poised to strike our enemies at the slightest provocation. Stratman, luke, myself and Meursault have now got East/West/North/& South covered -- y'all and your corporate laziness don't stand a chance. We COBRAS are ready to strike-! 
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Post by Thorngrub on Apr 22, 2005 9:50:35 GMT -5
FEAR the COBRAS:  Our Brotherhood grows stronger every day; while you Mongeese get fatter and lazier off your corporate slops. Ya been warned.
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Post by Thorngrub on Apr 22, 2005 9:53:04 GMT -5
Oh, Fellow COBRAS: I done some hacking into the Mongeese's network. Turns out their use of the word "bitch" is a CODEword for "Worst Nightmare".
They got that much right.
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