JACkory
Struggling Artist
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Post by JACkory on Apr 22, 2005 14:10:41 GMT -5
Riley, I have repeatedly stated that I claim no gangsta affilliation. I am NEUTRAL and prefer to remain so in regards to Cobra vs. Mongoose.
I realize that some of my posts might seem to indicate a pro-Cobra bias. This is primarily a result of the respect and admiration for the Cobras that I have long harboured (along with a generous stipend provided by one of the chief Cobras who contacted me after hearing the song I put up on my blog...Mongoose spokesmen are more than welcome to up the ante, as it were, and I will gladly sing the praises of Rikki Tikki Tavi for a similar, or better yet, more lucrative stipend).
But the most important thing I hope I get across in this post:
I am not a Cobra.
I am not a Mongoose.
I am but an observer, enthralled and delighted by the interaction between these two dangerous rivals.
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Apr 22, 2005 14:15:57 GMT -5
My favorite method of beating the fucking shit out of mongoose loser fucks is with my special golf clubs.  LOL LOL LOL and for the fourth time LOL Besides, I don't wanna be the Cowboy. Why do I have to be the Cowboy? Why can't I be the cop? I'd even be the soldier lead singer... But not the Cowboy. And NOT the biker. And NOT the construction worker. For that matter, I guess I WOULD rather be the Cowboy than the construction worker. ANYTHING but the construction worker. |
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Post by Thorngrub on Apr 22, 2005 14:15:59 GMT -5
Ya best watch it when things heat up around here, pard. Might not wanna be "in the middle", so to speak . . .
*Riley*: The ante is up, already: 45/55, COBRAS take the lead. . .
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Apr 22, 2005 14:23:40 GMT -5
 I forgot Stallone was a Cobra. Now unless you Mongoose fellas got Schwarzenegger in your back pocket, I suggest you be very, VERY careful. |
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Apr 22, 2005 14:34:48 GMT -5
 [glow=red,2,300]God help the man who messes with the Cobra's nest...[/glow] The above message was subsidized by a representative of Cobra International Fellowship #431 and does not necessarily represent the views of JACkory...although I gotta say, I ain't ABOUT to fool around with those wicked lookin' serpents... |
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Post by Thorngrub on Apr 22, 2005 14:47:26 GMT -5
We are EVERYwhere . . .  |
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Post by Galactus on Apr 22, 2005 15:09:15 GMT -5
I'd like to see Sly fuck with this mongoose...  I mean if he were real and not a cartoon... |
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Apr 22, 2005 15:27:27 GMT -5
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Apr 22, 2005 15:31:06 GMT -5
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Post by luke on Apr 22, 2005 16:54:24 GMT -5
I would seriously love to see that pansy "super" hero mongoose take on Serpentor.  It wouldn't even be close. |
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Post by strat-0 on Apr 22, 2005 17:05:01 GMT -5
I don't know - he's got a bigger willy.
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Post by riley on Apr 23, 2005 4:17:01 GMT -5
and he doesn't wear shin pads like a big baby
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Post by riley on Apr 23, 2005 4:18:32 GMT -5
sorry Jac. misread your neutrality somewhere. fyi we don't strike and kill impartial contributors. just dopey slowing moving Cobras. you're safe. Oh and someone had to be the Cowboy. You can be the black army guy if you want, but if you're not a Cobra, you may want to avoid the VIllage People categorization altogether.  |
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Post by riley on Apr 23, 2005 4:26:22 GMT -5
You would never see a Mongoose manipulated like a little puppet by some guy with a fucking flute. Cobras are so weak.   |
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Post by stratman19 on Apr 23, 2005 12:01:12 GMT -5
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