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[samplestiltskin]

you seem bored, skvorridge. here is my perfect Survey For The Tragically Bored:

1. What is your name?

2. What is your favorite color?

3. How many times a week do you eat out?

4. Where?

5. What are the last four digits of your social security number?

6. Do you like crack cocaine?

7. Who do you buy it from?

8. How tall are you?

9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate our President?

10. Would you consider yourself a Terrorist?

11. Do you pirate music off the Internet?

12. What's your favorite candy?

13. What is your mother's maiden name?

14. Target or Walmart?

15. America or Canada?

16. Do you leave your blinds open and walk around naked?

17. Where do you live?

18. On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot are you?

19. Have you ever daydreamed about assassinating President Bush?

20. What is your credit score?

21. What is the security number on the back of your credit card?

22. Who was the last person you kissed?

23. Are you thinking about something right now?

24. Do you like to "party"?

25. Do you like Taco Bell?

26. Do you like Kraft macaroni and cheese?

27. What color socks are you wearing right now?

28. What color panties are you wearing right now?

29. Are you offended by this survey?

30. Do you hate America?

31. Do you own a Visa or Mastercard?

32. How many cats do you have?

33. Who do you think is most likely to repost this survey?

34. What is their home address?

[phil]

1. What is your name?

Robert

2. What is your favorite color?

Blue/gray

3. How many times a week do you eat out?

Once a month ...

4. Where?

Thai restaurant here in Ste-Anne

5. What are the last four digits of your social security number?

0 007

6. Do you like crack cocaine?

HÉ! What's not to like about Crack !!

7. Who do you buy it from?

I make my own ...

8. How tall are you?

1M70 (5' 7")

9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate our President?

12

10. Would you consider yourself a Terrorist?

I woudn't mind scratching the paint of a few Hummers ...

11. Do you pirate music off the Internet?

Oh yes!

12. What's your favorite candy?

Chocolate

13. What is your mother's maiden name?

Claire

14. Target or Walmart?

Canadian Tire ...

15. America or Canada?

Morocco

16. Do you leave your blinds open and walk around naked?

All the time! Specially in winter time ...

17. Where do you live?

Québec, Ste-Anne-de-Beaupré, a place with long, cold winter

18. On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot are you?

Depends on the season ... I'm 6.5 right now!

19. Have you ever daydreamed about assassinating President Bush?

Naaah! Why waist time on the puppet ...

20. What is your credit score?

007

21. What is the security number on the back of your credit card?

007

22. Who was the last person you kissed?

Better-Half ...

23. Are you thinking about something right now?

The stupid tie I have to put on this morning
to get my picture taken ...

24. Do you like to "party"?

"party" ... With balloons, confettis, whistles and little pink sandwiches with no crust ?? You bet !

25. Do you like Taco Bell?

Never been to Taco Bell

26. Do you like Kraft macaroni and cheese?

I make my own

27. What color socks are you wearing right now?

None

28. What color panties are you wearing right now?

Gray boxers

29. Are you offended by this survey?

Definitely

30. Do you hate America?

Nope!

31. Do you own a Visa or Mastercard?

Canadian Tire ...

32. How many cats do you have?

One

33. Who do you think is most likely to repost this survey?

Someone with time to kill ...

34. What is their home address?

Ask them ...

[maarts]

1. What is your name?
maarten
2. What is your favorite color?
dark turquoise
3. How many times a week do you eat out?
hardly ever
4. Where?
home
5. What are the last four digits of your social security number?
there's only three
6. Do you like crack cocaine?
that crap killed enough good spirits.
7. Who do you buy it from?
death to all drug dealers and junkies.
8. How tall are you?
6ft4
9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate our President?
7
10. Would you consider yourself a Terrorist?
no. i build, i don't tear down
11. Do you pirate music off the Internet?
sometimes
12. What's your favorite candy?
toffifee
13. What is your mother's maiden name?
vermarien
14. Target or Walmart?
neither
15. America or Canada?
canada
16. Do you leave your blinds open and walk around naked?
only to get fresh towels from the washroom
17. Where do you live?
ashfield, new south wales, australia
18. On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot are you?
9
19. Have you ever daydreamed about assassinating President Bush?
no
20. What is your credit score?
too fucking low
21. What is the security number on the back of your credit card?
nice try
22. Who was the last person you kissed?
anna
23. Are you thinking about something right now?
yes
24. Do you like to "party"?
depends on the party
25. Do you like Taco Bell?
no
26. Do you like Kraft macaroni and cheese?
no
27. What color socks are you wearing right now?
none
28. What color panties are you wearing right now?
none
29. Are you offended by this survey?
no
30. Do you hate America?
no
31. Do you own a Visa or Mastercard?
yes
32. How many cats do you have?
none although the three cats from the neighbours are always around my place. i'm a cat-magnet.
33. Who do you think is most likely to repost this survey?
dwazee
34. What is their home address?
third star from the right....

[maarts]

Name: mjef van valen
Birthday: 7/1/67
Birthplace: heerlen, netherlands
Current Location: ashfield, nsw, australia
Eye Color: grey/green/blue
Hair Color: brown and gold
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: dutch
The Shoes You Wore Today: black
Your Weakness: money
Your Fears: being unorganized
Your Perfect Pizza: no cheese, plenty of meat
Achieve This Year: be the number one cd-store in the country
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:cheers
Thoughts First Waking Up: "turn off the bloody alarm"
Your Best Physical Feature: my brain)
Your Bedtime: 10 pm
Your Most Missed Memory: my student years
Pepsi or Coke: i dislike cola with a vengeance
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger bitch if i must.
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: earl grey, if i may
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: perhaps but it's too late
Do you believe in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: mo
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: i love and miss my folks.
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes!
Do you play an Instrument: yes.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: we don't have oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yep.
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: surprise me!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: important
What country would you most like to Visit: vanuatu, canada, japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not important
Favourite Hair Color: idem dito
Short or Long Hair: idem dito
Height: no
Weight: no
Best Clothing Style: hmmm
Number of Drugs I have taken: the odd reefer but i hate drugs
Number of CDs I own: about 3500
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: two

[maarts]

What's bothering you right now?
psoriasis
What is in your wallet?
money, bank card, rail ticket, breadcard
Wallpaper on your computers desktop?
footrot flats-picture
Background on your cell phone?
live-picture of tthe church'
What do you want in your life right now?
love
Listening to?
sigur ros
What do you smell like?
chocolate
Eating?
nothing
What's your favorite thing to have on your bed?
a naked woman
If you could change something in your life, what would it be?
save more money
What do you wear to bed?
t-shirt and shorts
Do you remember your dreams?
i don't dream
Who will you sleep with tomorrow?
sheep
Have you ever been gambling?
only a punt on the horses and only if i'm at the track, which hardly happens.
What's something you wish you could understand better?
difficult technical lingo
What did you do last weekend?
front lawn, laundry, watched the footy finals
Who do you miss?
my relatives in the netherlands
Orange or apple juice?
like 'em both
Have you kissed anyone on your top (MySpace) friends?
yes
Whose house did you go to last night?
the house of unrequited love
Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
my dad.
Are you bored?
now? no
What is the last movie you watched?
fateless
Name three drinks you regularly drink.
milk, beer and water
What are you excited about?
holidays
Do you want someone you can't have?
i'll take anyone
Who was last to slap your butt?
my boss
Where was the last place you went?
newcastle
What's on your mind right now?
tomorrow's workload
Have you cried recently?
yes, but of happiness
If an unstoppable force comes across an unmovable object, then what happens?
black magic
Is taking a shower a daily habit?
not a habit, a necessity.

[JACkory]

1. What is your name?
James Arthur Casey

2. What is your favorite color?
I don't have one, now ask something original.

3. How many times a week do you eat out?
As often as I can afford to.

4. Where?
Somewhere within a 30 mile radius.

5. What are the last four digits of your social security number?
666

6. Do you like crack cocaine?
Who doesn't?

7. Who do you buy it from?
My mother

8. How tall are you?
Tall enough to change the lightbulb when asked.

9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate our President?
I don't hate him. Come on, there are a lot better things and people to hate, don't you think?

10. Would you consider yourself a Terrorist?
Only to the family dog

11. Do you pirate music off the Internet?
Not as often as most people do.

12. What's your favorite candy?
I like me a Heath bar, Snickers is good, just about anything that will rot my teeth will do.

13. What is your mother's maiden name?
I forgot

14. Target or Walmart?
Target has better stuff but Wal-Mart's closer.

15. America or Canada?
American music is better, Canadian bacon's not so bad. It's a toss-up.

16. Do you leave your blinds open and walk around naked?
Yep. And I leave a tip jar on the porch.

17. Where do you live?
In a house.

18. On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot are you?
Well, thankfully the fall has arrived and temperatures are much more tolerable...I'm glad to say I'm not too hot at all.

19. Have you ever daydreamed about assassinating President Bush?
I dream of finding out who comes up with these stupid questions and assassinating him/her.

20. What is your credit score?
B-

21. What is the security number on the back of your credit card?
1234-5678-9101-1121

22. Who was the last person you kissed?
The mailman

23. Are you thinking about something right now?
Yeah...I'm thinking that I'm a fool with WAY too much time on my hands to be filling this thing out, especially when some of the questions are the exact same ones I've answered in numerous other time wasting surveys.

24. Do you like to "party"?
Only if there are guns and hard drugs involved. Anything less is just not a "party"

25. Do you like Taco Bell?
Yes. Especially when my gastrointestinal tract needs irrigating.

26. Do you like Kraft macaroni and cheese?
Fuck that shit.

27. What color socks are you wearing right now?
I don't wear socks when I'm being lazy around the house.

28. What color panties are you wearing right now?
Pink.
Just kidding...

They're purple.

29. Are you offended by this survey?
It offends my sensibility

30. Do you hate America?
I don't hate anything I can't throw away or shoot.

31. Do you own a Visa or Mastercard?
The bank owns it...I just use it.

32. How many cats do you have?
Zero, and that's the way it's gonna stay. Cats are smug little bastards who secretly make fun of you when your back is turned.

33. Who do you think is most likely to repost this survey?
A fool.

34. What is their home address?
I forgot...I think it was somewhere in California.

[skvorisdeadsorta]

1. What is your name?
S to the k to the v to the o to the r

2. What is your favorite color?
Black

3. How many times a week do you eat out?
3 to 5 times...depends on my mood and how lazy I feel.

4. Where?
I mostly eat asian, vegan, vegetarian, or indian places. Every now and then I will sneak off and eat some Bar B Que.

5. What are the last four digits of your social security number?

0666

6. Do you like crack cocaine?

No......it just seems so unneccesary.

7. Who do you buy it from?

If I were to do crack, all I'd have to do is go down to 12th and Chicon here in Austin and I'd be in business.

8. How tall are you?

Tall enough to not bump my head on anything, short enough to place my head in between the boobs of a hot tall woman.

9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate our President?

10

10. Would you consider yourself a Terrorist?

Yes, I consider myself an Aural Terrorist

11. Do you pirate music off the Internet?

Yes, all of the time.

12. What's your favorite candy?

This is a hard one......Milk Duds.

13. What is your mother's maiden name?

Hitler

14. Target or Walmart?

Target

15. America or Canada?

America. F*ck Canada....seriously.

16. Do you leave your blinds open and walk around naked?

No, I have major body issues. Privately, I'm a 16 year old girl.

17. Where do you live?

Austin, but LA is coming soon soon soon.

18. On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot are you?

3

19. Have you ever daydreamed about assassinating President
Bush?

No, they would just put some other jackass in there.

20. What is your credit score?

666

21. What is the security number on the back of your credit card?

666

22. Who was the last person you kissed?

The ghost of Jayne Mansfield.

23. Are you thinking about something right now?

I'm thinking that I would really like to be a member of Sunn0))) right now.

24. Do you like to "party"?

No.

25. Do you like Taco Bell?

Sometimes.

26. Do you like Kraft macaroni and cheese?

Nope....it's all about the Amy's Mac and Cheese.

27. What color socks are you wearing right now?

Beige

28. What color panties are you wearing right now?

White with pink hearts.

29. Are you offended by this survey?

Good lord, no.

30. Do you hate America?

I hate what is now, yes.

31. Do you own a Visa or Mastercard?

None. Zero credit cards for me.

32. How many cats do you have?

0

33. Who do you think is most likely to repost this survey?

Depends on how much infighting is going on.

34. What is their home address?

Probably some place that tests my patience.

[samplestiltskin]

i totally meant that survey to be tongue in cheek. i can't believe some of you actually confessed the last four of your SS#!

anyway, i am waiting for my roommate to get out of school so i can come out of hiding in my bedroom. my landlords are really creepy. most of the time i pretend i am not here.

so............

1. What's in the back of your mind right now?
Visual cortex.

2. When was the last time you threw up?
overly-authentic mexican food last week.

3. Who was the last person who said 'I love you' to you?
hmm. i say that to everyone. probably my friend danny in a voicemail i left him.

4. What made you smile today?
the weirdo at work who slipped me the cryptic post-it note almost fell on his face tripping over a stack of files. how could i not smile.

5. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
explaining to my boss that i am still infectious and not to come too close.

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
wishing my sister luck on her first back surgery

7. If you could marry any celebrity ever who would it be?
I'm not qualified to perform marraiges anywhere but Utah.

8. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Only to take blackmail photos of Republicans.

9. What is the last thing you sang out loud?
Our God is an awesome God.

10. Is your beard comfy?
totally.

11. What do you smell like?
i have no idea, i have a cold. hopefully nothing too noxious.

12. What are you wearing right now?
Polyester firmwear.

13. Are you wearing a pearl necklace?
gross!

14. How many bathing suits have you bought this summer?
I've got this asshair, torso combover going.

15. When is the last time you ran?
I ran so far away?

16. What was the last sporting event you watched?
er..... maybe football a few thanksgivings ago trapped at one of my surrogate parents' house?

17. Do you like your name?
It helps people remember who I am.

18. What is your dream phone?
One where I can explode other people's phones at will, from up to two miles away.

19. Do you believe in a soul mate?
For the last time... I'm positive there are Black guys in Australia. fnarrrrr.

20. Were you ever in an honor roll student in school?
no penis, sorry.

21. What is the last thing you ate today?
Vegan tripe.

22. Do you have a tanline right now?
I wear a sleeping bag outside to avoid it.

23. Do you drink your yoda from his straw?
..meh?

24.Are you excited for school?
Not really, since it means most of my friends will actually have lives again.

25. Do you like massages or combat better?
Does the combat come with a release?

26. Are you someone's best friend?
I am the bff of mormons everywhere.

27. Where is your mom?
Probably looking up something in an atlas and cackling with glee.

28. Last time you ate some pudding.
pudding, seriously?

29.Have you ever finger banged anyone while listening to Phill Collins?
I am a real american.

30. Do you wear a watch?
DEA profiling! "Drug addicts don't wear wristwatches as they have no sense of time..."
(paraphrasing)

31. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
The Painfree Found Sound institute.

32. What part of Britney Spears do you smell like?
The rotting, drug soaked hair extensions.

33. What is your birthstone?
Opal i think.

34. Do you think you're a slut?
I've cut down my shifts to 3 times a week.

35. What is your favorite numbing agent?
Benzocaine.

36. Do you have a dog?
No but I have friends who serve the same function.

37. What did you do last weekend?
Warm Costco sized block of velveeta cheese.

38. Who do you miss?
everyone.

39.Next time you will piss on someone?
Hopefully never.

40. Have you ever had a crush on your sister/brother?
I had a crush on my step-brother in kindergarten. Then my mother married his father.

41.Do you know anyone in prison?
DJ Special Ted.

42.Would you rather date someone 2 years older then you or 20 years older then you?
It doesn't really matter with men.

43. What does your first memory involve?
Santa Clause dropping his drawers and shitting out the half digested remains of an elf on our front lawn.

44. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
The redneck breeding curve.

45. Last phone call?
1-800-itt-tech

46. Are you allergic to anything?
Hipsters.

47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
Yes and they are falling apart and it is distressing me greatly!

48. What is one thing you've learned about life recently?
Fat retards will inherit the earth.

49. Are you jealous of anyone?
All the people of the world who only have one, normal sized anus.

50. Is anyone jealous of you?
All the people in the world with three or more, oddly shaped anal openings.

51. Do you own an ipod?
Nope.

52. Do any of your friends have children?
Yes.... Crazy people..

53. Name Three stinks You stank Today?
Again, no sense of smell today.

54. What's in your wallet?
Not Capital One!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

55. Do you like anyone right now?
Quite the opposite.

56. Would you piss on the last person you pissed on again?
Nah...Mitt Romney's a bigshot now.

57. Wearing?
sleeping bag.

58. Listening to?
The Knife.

59. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
I can't believe the one in Denver is actually closing.

60. How did you get one of your worst scars?
Anal penetration without proper lubrication.

[JACkory]

1. . What's in the back of your mind right now?
Nothing...it's all in the left and right hemispheres.

2. When was the last time you threw up?
About 3 months ago...bad reaction to some medicine. Really nasty spaghetti vomit.

3. Who was the last person who said 'I love you' to you?
My son.

4. What made you smile today?
A commercial on the radio about KFC's new late night hours..."The colonal's nocturnal"

5. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Watching the Today show...my wife told me Bruce Springsteen was going to be on...but I was disappointed to learn that the performance won't be until Friday

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Taking a shower

7. If you could marry any celebrity ever who would it be?
I would never marry a celebrity.

8. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not in a long, long time

9. What is the last thing you sang out loud?
Bits and pieces of Brad Paisley's catchy new hit, "Online"

10. Is your beard comfy?
I'm used to it. Just trimmed it a couple of days ago, so it's comfier than it was last week

11. What do you smell like?
Irish Spring and green apple Suave

12. What are you wearing right now?
Pajama pants

13. Are you wearing a pearl necklace?
I can't believe you just asked that...surely you didn't expect an answer

14. How many bathing suits have you bought this summer?
None.

15. When is the last time you ran?
I don't remember. Ask the cops

16. What was the last sporting event you watched?
Mike Gundy vs. the Media

17. Do you like your name?
I'm indifferent...can't say I hate it

18. What is your dream phone?
I don't dream of phones

19. Do you believe in a soul mate?
Only in heaven

20. Were you ever in an honor roll student in school?
No. No. No.

21. What is the last thing you ate today?
Ken's Pizza from the buffet and a salad

22. Do you have a tanline right now?
I didn't even have a sunburn line this year...

23. Do you drink your yoda from his straw?
That's very possibly the dumbest question I have ever come across while doing these surveys.

24.Are you excited for school?
Yay, school.

25. Do you like massages or combat better?
I enjoy a nice 50/50 mix of the two

26. Are you someone's best friend?
I am my only friend

27. Where is your mom?
Living in a town 7 miles from me, which makes me feel guilty for not having visited her in the last 2 years

28. Last time you ate some pudding.
About 3 weeks ago...bought some tapioca in a 4 pack and I managed to snag one from my son. I'm not normally a pudding person.

29.Have you ever finger banged anyone while listening to Phill Collins?
Myself. It's better with Melissa Etheredge, though.

30. Do you wear a watch?
Yes. I like time.

31. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Crocodile Dundee and that fox he bagged while he was stateside.

32. What part of Britney Spears do you smell like?
Her underarms, probably. I smell more like Paris Hilton

33. What is your birthstone?
Diamond

34. Do you think you're a slut?
Only on the weekends

35. What is your favorite numbing agent?
Sledgehammer

36. Do you have a dog?
There is a dog who lives under my roof. Sometimes I claim him, sometimes I don't

37. What did you do last weekend?
Went slutting around downtown

38. Who do you miss?
Liberace

39.Next time you will piss on someone?
The next time someone asks me to piss on them. Glad to oblige.

40. Have you ever had a crush on your sister/brother?
What kind of depraved motherfucker do you think I am?

41.Do you know anyone in prison?
Charles Manson

42.Would you rather date someone 2 years older then you or 20 years older then you?
If you'd asked me that 10 years ago I would have chosen the latter. 2 years older for now

43. What does your first memory involve?
A nipple

44. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Constant lack of oxygen

45. Last phone call?
I called a friend, but I'll probably call a few other people in the years before I die, so it won't be the last one.

46. Are you allergic to anything?
Cats. Certain drugs...not the good ones, though...lucky for me

47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
My bare feet.

48. What is one thing you've learned about life recently?
It's hard to stay on the wagon

49. Are you jealous of anyone?
Ronald MacDonald

50. Is anyone jealous of you?
The state of Wyoming

51. Do you own an ipod?
No...I don't even own a tripod for my camera...what a loser I am

52. Do any of your friends have children?
No.

53. Name Three stinks You stank Today?
I don't stank stinks

54. What's in your wallet?
A blank check that I will likely never use

55. Do you like anyone right now?
Why does it take me so long to think of an answer to this question?

56. Would you piss on the last person you pissed on again?
Sure. She likes it

57. Wearing?
Didn't I already answer this question?

58. Listening to?
A noisy fan

59. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Once. I went on a band trip with the woman who eventually became my ex-wife. She wore a very thin white button up shirt that had small pinholes and she wore no bra. It was okay, but the whole experience was trumped by the sight of her as she got off of the Log Ride, soaked. And the ride home was a memorable one as well.

60. How did you get one of your worst scars?
A doctor cut into me.

[phil]

i totally meant that survey to be tongue in cheek.
i can't believe some of you actually confessed the last four of your SS#!

Yeah! My SSN gives me "Licence To Kill"
so you better keep it to yourself ...

[skvorisdeadsorta]

1. . What's in the back of your mind right now?
I am thinking of several album artwork and poster art designs that I have been contacted to do.

2. When was the last time you threw up?
I can't remember...I avoid vomiting as much as possible.

3. Who was the last person who said 'I love you' to you?
My father.

4. What made you smile today?
Alex Jones screaming about the Bush Administration

5. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Driving to work and listening to the college radio station. I cursed them for polluting my car with Bright Eyes, worst band in the world.

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Helping a customer connect to a wirelss network.

7. If you could marry any celebrity ever who would it be?
Charisma Carpenter (Cordelia on Buffy and Angel)

8. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes, and it was weird.

9. What is the last thing you sang out loud?
Animal Collective "Fireworks"

10. Is your beard comfy?
It used to be when it was quite long, fluffy and shampooed. I have now gone back to the clean shaven look.

11. What do you smell like?
Lavender

12. What are you wearing right now?
pants, polo shirt, shoes, business causal work crap.

13. Are you wearing a pearl necklace?
I'd like to give someone a pearl necklace.

14. How many bathing suits have you bought this summer?
One.

15. When is the last time you ran?
Yesterday.

16. What was the last sporting event you watched?
Tottenham Vs. Blackburn

17. Do you like your name?
It's just another label given to me by the confines of society.

18. What is your dream phone?
One that doesn't ring.

19. Do you believe in a soul mate?
Yes.

20. Were you ever in an honor roll student in school?
No, I wasn't interested in the title. I got good grades, I just didn't feel like making a fuss about it.

21. What is the last thing you ate today?
I haven't eaten yet.

22. Do you have a tanline right now?
Yes.

23. Do you drink your yoda from his straw?
No, I hate Star Wars.

24.Are you excited for school?
I'd like to go back and be excited, yes.

25. Do you like massages or combat better?
Combat.

26. Are you someone's best friend?
Yes.

27. Where is your mom?
I think she's at work right now telling kids they need to read more.

28. Last time you ate some pudding.
I don't like pudding.

29.Have you ever finger banged anyone while listening to Phill Collins?
All the time.

30. Do you wear a watch?
No.

31. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
That they have alot of hot girls there.

32. What part of Britney Spears do you smell like?
Hopefully her eyeshadow? I'd prefer not to smell like any part of her.

33. What is your birthstone?
Opal

34. Do you think you're a slut?
Every chance I get.

35. What is your favorite numbing agent?
I don't like feeling numb.

36. Do you have a dog?
No.

37. What did you do last weekend?
I spent alot of time deciding on whether or not I was going to Uhaul to just pack up my stuff and get out of here.

38. Who do you miss?
I miss several people all the time.

39.Next time you will piss on someone?
Never.

40. Have you ever had a crush on your sister/brother?
No.....weirdos.

41.Do you know anyone in prison?
Nope.

42.Would you rather date someone 2 years older then you or 20 years older then you?
20.....mmmm.....milfs and gilfs.

43. What does your first memory involve?
Sunshine

44. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Working.

45. Last phone call?
I don't talk on the phone.

46. Are you allergic to anything?
Cedar Trees, aspirin

47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
These awesome shoes I picked up in San Francisco

48. What is one thing you've learned about life recently?
That's it's ironic, weird, and has a sick and twisted sense of humor.

49. Are you jealous of anyone?
No.

50. Is anyone jealous of you?
I doubt it.

51. Do you own an ipod?
Yeah....it's pretty cool.

52. Do any of your friends have children?
I don't even have children, thank god.

53. Name Three stinks You stank Today?
Just pick 3 guys wearing expensive cologne where I work.

54. What's in your wallet?
Pure Evil.

55. Do you like anyone right now?
No.....

56. Would you piss on the last person you pissed on again?
No.

57. Wearing?
A Swastika

58. Listening to?
The Alex Jones show

59. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yes, and I hated it.

60. How did you get one of your worst scars?
Getting stabbed in a fight.

[samplestiltskin]

JAC - Wyoming's not jealous of you. Wyoming rules. Fuck all you Wyoming-haters!

But Irish Spring soap and green apple shampoo are two of my favorite smells, so all is forgiven.

[JACkory]

Wyoming can kiss my fuckin' ass.

[samplestiltskin]

Wyoming doesn't do kisses, only wind. You're in for a draughty experience.

[samplestiltskin]

holy mother of god. i can't believe it. another survey!

1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?
nope.

2. Is it harder to be rejected or to reject someone else?
to be rejected. i am a callous yet sensitive flower.

3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
all i recall is an awful lot of madonna.

4. What is the best thing about your current job?
70% of the staff is going through menopause!

5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was a required class?
i wish earth's population would suddenly drop to about 100 and we could just be rude to each others' face.

6. What was the last thing you drank?
goat's blood.

7. Have you been on a date in the past week?
i keep dreaming about hugh heffner. maybe i SHOULD start dating.

8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
vacations are for people who love credit card debt.

9. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
only once. i have no idea why though.

10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
mostly in the middle. babies and crusty deaf people make mediocre friends.

11. Have you ever gotten so wasted you didn’t know what was going on?
i don't ever really know what's going on.

12. Do you like pulpy orange juice?
congealed blood is better.

13. Did you cry at your graduation?
i didn't go to high school and instead of attending my college graduation i think i probably did bong rips, although i don't really remember.

15.Do you prefer the tanning bed or the sun?
wtf.

16. What are two of your favorite places to eat?
the KFC chicken factory outlet (cheaper prices for the fuck-ups and mishaps in the factories) and well... it really doesn't get any better than that.

17. What could you tolerate...someone who snores or a sleep walker?
I hope my next partner is a sleepwalker. I'd probably be much too entertained to really sleep.

19. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
the ginormous fire-engine red dog that follows me everywhere.

20. What's your worst personality flaw?
too perfect.

21. Have you ever gone to therapy?
i'm perfect!

22. Would you ever parachute off of a plane?
i watched my friend do it for his birthday. close enough for me.

23. Have you ever ridden an elephant?
why yes i have. i suppose that was the high point of my existence. all downhill from there.

24. Are you Irish in any way?
i guess so. i like to fuck sheep.

25. Have you ever ridden in a U-Haul?
like, as freight??

26. Do you like to play Scrabble?
i will kick your ass at scrabble. fear me.

27. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
every beach can be a nude beach!

28. Have you ever drank Jack Daniels?
i don't know anyone who hasn't.

29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
i like sand to stay out of my body cavities if at all possible.

30. What are you saving your money up for right now?
a hipster-liquification ray gun.

31. What was the last gift card you received?
$25 at sheepstrapons.com

32. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
more times than i care to remember.

33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person?
if i stayed as the only sober person at a party, soon there would be nobody left alive to party with.

34. What do you do when you spot a bug in your house?
i put it in my butt.