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[sisyphus]

what cities have you visited in india?

[sisyphus]

1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?

no. i think he's at gradschool somewhere in the east.

2. Is it harder to be rejected or to reject someone else?

It's more difficult to reject, and more painful to be rejected.


3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school? In elementary school I listened to Elvis, my parents' spiffy soft rock collection, and a handful of teenie bopper idols. some snoop dog.

4. What is the best thing about your current job?
flexibility?

5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was a required class?

too much is required. class probably wouldn't do much for people.

6. What was the last thing you drank?
a glass of water... before that, a cup of coffee. (don't confuse this with a glass of coffee and a cup of water....)

7. Have you been on a date in the past week?

gee. no.

8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
mexico?

9. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
no.

10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?

a good 50/50 mix.

11. Have you ever gotten so wasted you didn’t know what was going on?
of course. but that extremity has been rare.

12. Do you like pulpy orange juice?
yesh.

13. Did you cry at your graduation?
I cried in anxiousness for it to fucking end... graduation ceremonies are far too long and boring.

15.Do you prefer the tanning bed or the sun?
sun

16. What are two of your favorite places to eat?
Red Iguana
Thai Monsoon

17. What could you tolerate...someone who snores or a sleep walker?

I'd prefer the sleepwalker...it sounds entertaining rather than obnoxious.

19. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
my friend alissa likes to make fun of me when she thinks i'm tipsy.

20. What's your worst personality flaw?
i hate telling people what to do.


21. Have you ever gone to therapy?

I did when I was a child. I made my therapist cry.

22. Would you ever parachute off of a plane?

I have been skydiving and I would do it again in a heartbeat.


23. Have you ever ridden an elephant?

yeah....ye olde circus...

24. Are you Irish in any way?

rmmm... possibly.

25. Have you ever ridden in a U-Haul?
of course.

26. Do you like to play Scrabble?
i kick ass at scrabble, so of course i love it.

27. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
yes, but only a pretty private one in Moab.

28. Have you ever drank Jack Daniels?

duh.

29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?

no.

30. What are you saving your money up for right now?
a vacation....

31. What was the last gift card you received?

dunno.

32. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

of course.

33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person?

no.

34. What do you do when you spot a bug in your house?

flee, ignore, or crush, depending on ferocity of said bug.

[Matheus]

1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?

Nah... we barely spoke that night.

2. Is it harder to be rejected or to reject someone else?

It's harder to reject someone else depending on the circumstances.

3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?

Paula Abdul, Bon Jovi. Yeah, laugh your fuckin' asses off.

4. What is the best thing about your current job?

Freedom and an amazing amount of socialization.

5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was a required class?

Not really. Those who don't have any never will because they're rude anyway.

6. What was the last thing you drank?

Coke Zero.

7. Have you been on a date in the past week?

The boyfriend took me to dinner. I'm not sure it's a date though considering we're practically married... are they called dates after the initial?

8. Where are you going on your next vacation?

Hopefully the beach.

9. Have you ever thrown up from working out?

No... the stability ball situps can make the tummy hurt, but it's muscle pain.

10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?

What's considered new and old... most of my good friends have been acquired in the past 4 years.

11. Have you ever gotten so wasted you didn’t know what was going on?

Actually, never. I have a threshold that I stop at because I can't drink anymore after said point.

12. Do you like pulpy orange juice?

Bluck.

13. Did you cry at your graduation?

Probably. I was hungover and finished puking a few hours before.

15.Do you prefer the tanning bed or the sun?

The sun.

16. What are two of your favorite places to eat?

Little Venice - for a pleasant evening.

Wegmans Market Cafe - for food on the go. Seriously, this cafe tucked inside of my work (grocery store) has the most fucking amazing subs and pasta on the planet. Subway, fuck you.

17. What could you tolerate...someone who snores or a sleep walker?

Either or, I sleep like a rock. I think it's from years of hearing dad's loud snores all the way on the second floor.

19. What's something your friends make fun of you for?

My music taste. Radiohead, Bjork, White Stripes - hippy music. Madonna, Britney, Paris Hilton - well, that goes without saying.

20. What's your worst personality flaw?

Short attention span

21. Have you ever gone to therapy?

Nope.

22. Would you ever parachute off of a plane?

Probably not.

23. Have you ever ridden an elephant?

No, why would I want to... Horses are more graceful.

24. Are you Irish in any way?

Little bit... and I love whiskey and potatoes.

25. Have you ever ridden in a U-Haul?

Yes, but I refuse to drive one. I suck at driving cars, why would I test my skills on a huge fucking behemoth thing.

26. Do you like to play Scrabble?

Occasionally, but then everyone gets mad at me.

27. Have you ever been to a nude beach?

No, and I don't think I ever will.

28. Have you ever drank Jack Daniels?

Uhm, it's my favorite. Jack and Diet, bitches!!!

29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?

Yes.

30. What are you saving your money up for right now?

Life. I'm not getting very far though. I just received a ticket for parking in handicap parking for all of five minutes. It cost me $105, and on top of that, $10 for the meter. I deserved it, but fuck, one would think I'd get valet or something for that much.

31. What was the last gift card you received?

Barnes & Noble, I think.

32. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Mmmm Hmmmm.

33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person?

Even if I intend to be sober, it usually doesn't happen.

34. What do you do when you spot a bug in your house?

Bees - I run. Spiders - usually I leave alone unless they're really nasty looking.

[samplestiltskin]

okies, time for a new one.


1. Where were you at 3:02 AM this morning?
Re-enacting the "shower of breast milk in the kitchen" scene from the ultra sense-making Takeshi Miike film 'Visitor Q'.

2. How did you get the idea for your MySpace name?
Many years of people fucking up my very simple name.

3. What are you listening to right now?
Ladyscraper - "The Death of Mary Poppins" **(I swear I'm not making this up)

4. What color is your cell phone?
Nobody cares about parachutes anymore...

5. Do you click on pop-ups?
Sounds like a metaphor for touching an erection.

6. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. which one would it be?
Pearl Jam. Yea, I said it.

7. What was the first thing you thought about this morning?
Holy shit does breast milk stain.

8. Who would you really like to just punch in the cunt?
My landlord/housemate. No he doesn't have a penis.

9. What did you do last night?
Wished for a quick death; I have the flu.

10. What do you hope to do this weekend?
Get over the flu.

11. What are the last two digits of your bank PIN?
Good luck, I spend all my money on polyester firmware.

12. What was the last thing that you had to eat?
Phlegm.

13. Who is the last person of the opposite sex that you buggered?
A friend of mine.

14. What is your favorite cheese?
I try not to think about cheese anymore.

15. What do you dislike at the moment?
The glands in my throat, which are hugely overreacting to this whole flu thing. Come on guys.

16. What foot are you craving?
The.. Monty Python Foot?

17.Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
I'd go back to 1946 and castrate George H.W. Bush before he could ever put his demon seed inside Barbara.

18. What's the last tv show you watched?
Hee-Haw: Miami.

19. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
These butt-rock dangly earrings that go down to my shoulders... so bad.

20. Name 1 person on your Top Friends who is most like you?
Whoops, guess it's obvious where I got this survey now.

21. Do you always lock your door?
No, thats how I trap my hobos.

22. What is your favorite curse word?
God.

23. Are you on any medication?
blatant psychological profiling!!!

24. Do you like someone?
No.

25. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
Eat cheese?

26. What is your favorite frozen treat?
Market research.

27. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
The time I ate pad thai that gave me food poisoning and made me unable to eat pad thai again.

28. Wheres your favorite place to be?
The bathtub.

29. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere. Where do you go?
Pathetic, pseudo-hipster templated attempt at data mining.

30. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No fluids in containers over 3 oz.

31. How does your ass hair look right now?
A strong, firm coat for the winter.

32. Do you care what people think about you?
Oh, so much.

33. Have you ever done something to make trouble?
I can make trouble out of felt, glitter glue and safety scissors.

34. Where do you wish you were right now?
Ass raping Dick Cheney with a rolled up telephone book.

35. An insane, middle aged, Japanese, junkie woman appears in your kitchen and offers you a lifetime supply of the breast milk, is it your choice?
I choose you picachu.

36. Where do you live?
in the Hipsterdrome.

37. Have you ever moshed?
Everywhere I go.

38. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by crazy Japanese junkie women shooting breast milk everywhere. The breast milk isn't really doing anything, what do you do?
Seek professional help.

39. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is your choice?
Jeremy Brett.

40. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice?
Jimmy Gnecco.

41. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
Approximately 70 Euros.

42. What word do you say a lot?
fortuitous. it's annoying.

43. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
The Extermination of Man (One Day At A Time)

44. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Get me a shotgun and kill all the people wearing 'Crocs' that I see.

45. Do you like mustard gas?
No.

46. What do you tell your wife when times get hard?
Guess what baby, I'm really a woman!

47. Would you ever sky dive?
Will someone else pay for it?

48. What color is your pink sock?
Blue.

49. If you could name any song that defines you right now, what would it be?
Vytear - Big Up Unicorn Rave [part 2]

50. Who was the last persons stomach you saw?
Uh...

51. Do you enjoy giving drugs?
Of course.

52. Have you ever been to California?
Most of California's been to Boulder.

53. What is the thing that you would most like to change about you?
I would like to not have the flu, please.

54. Did you ever think to yourself and wonder if you're really real?
I am a huge phony.

55. What celebrities do people say you look like?
Drew Barrymore, Kirstin Dunst. Yay.

56. Are you a jealous person?
I covet thee of the single anus.

57. Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call, and they do?
Definitely don't call me!

58. What was the last thing you hyped?
My friend's gallery showing. It had performance art. Several beautiful gay men hula-hooping with candy-striped underwear and one in a monkey cage throwing bottle caps at us. It was awesome.

59. Do you ever feel guilty about eating meat?
No.

60. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
My friend Bobby. He says hello.

[JACkory]

1. Where were you at 3:02 AM this morning?
Sleeping peacefully, enjoying a dream inspired by Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books.

2. How did you get the idea for your MySpace name?
It's what my best friends call me. At first I didn't like it, but they persisted until it became a term of endearment.

3. What are you listening to right now?
Nothing. The sound of my finger hitting the Backspace key...

4. What color is your cell phone?
It's invisible.

5. Do you click on pop-ups?
Why would I do a silly thing like that?

6. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. which one would it be?
A long list, at the top of which sits Smash Mouth.

7. What was the first thing you thought about this morning?
How realistic my Wheel of Time-inspired dream was.

8. Who would you really like to just punch in the cunt?
Ouch.

9. What did you do last night?
Same old shit. Read some books (Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time book 2, Selected Writings of Ralph Waldo Emerson, ARTnews magazine), ate some hot dogs (Ball Park bun-length all beef w/mustard & sweet relish), listened to some XM through my headphones.

10. What do you hope to do this weekend?
Get laid by Julianne James in her return to porn. At least that's what I HOPE to do. I'll probably read some books (Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time book 2, Selected Writings of Ralph Waldo Emerson, ARTnews magazine) and listen to some XM through my headphones. I will likely spend a good portion of the weekend sleeping (bad habit I picked up as a child) and dreaming of Julianne James, if I'm lucky.


11. What are the last two digits of your bank PIN?
Why do you care, miscreant?

12. What was the last thing that you had to eat?
Sam's Choice Cajun Trail Mix w/ a Dr. Pepper to wash it down.

13. Who is the last person of the opposite sex that you buggered?
I think she would be offended by the use of the term "buggered".

14. What is your favorite cheese?
Oh, I love cheese. Who doesn't, right? Favorite? Are you going to buy me some? How nice of you. I think I'll take Pepper Jack.

15. What do you dislike at the moment?
Everyone in the disabilitys division of the Oklahoma department of the Social Security Administration.

16. What foot are you craving?
It is morally unacceptable to crave a foot.

17.Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
I go to the time-traveling phone booth that will take me back to where I came from. I do that all the time.


18. What's the last tv show you watched?
All in the Family.

19. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
The one that pulls the most at the pawn shop.

20. Name 1 person on your Top Friends who is most like you?
Noone is like me.

21. Do you always lock your door?
Only when I go out and when I go to sleep. You'd have to be a fool not to lock your doors then. This holds true even in small one-horse towns such as the one I reside in.

22. What is your favorite curse word?
They're all good, but I seem to say "fuck" a lot these days.

23. Are you on any medication?
Yes, but as long as I've got my Ambien I don't mind.

24. Do you like someone?
No. Someone's a jerk.

25. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
Roast marshmallows. Burn some books. Feel the heat. Watch that motherfucker fall.

26. What is your favorite frozen treat?
Julianne James in the Antarctic.

27. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
The day I was born.

28. Wheres your favorite place to be?
You'd think it was sitting at the desk behind a computer screen, as much time as I waste here. But my bedroom holds a very special place in my heart. My answer has to be: in my bed. Lots of great things I can do in my bed.

29. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere. Where do you go?
Who says I'm a heathen? Fuck you, buddy. I'm moving to the 3rd Superuniverse, as far away from Urantia as I can get with my lightning fast hero wings.

30. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Money for nothing. Chicks for free.

31. How does your ass hair look right now?
Black and curly.

32. Do you care what people think about you?
You can count on one hand the people whose opinions of me mean shit.

33. Have you ever done something to make trouble?
I used to make a lot of crank phone calls when I was a kid. I used to tease some of my class-mates until they cried...Oh yeah, and I once put a bomb in my bosses car and blew up an area roughly the size of a city block.

34. Where do you wish you were right now?
Floating in space.

35. An insane, middle aged, Japanese, junkie woman appears in your kitchen and offers you a lifetime supply of the breast milk, is it your choice?
"The" breast milk? Is WHAT my choice? And furthermore, the grammer in this sentence is atrocious. I refuse to answer it.

36. Where do you live?
Up my own ass.

37. Have you ever moshed?
I jumped into a mosh pit once. Immediately I got smacked and I found my way out, vowing never to jump into the pit again. I think I understand the concept of the mosh and the reasons the youngsters like to do it so much. I still think it's stupid.

38. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by crazy Japanese junkie women shooting breast milk everywhere. The breast milk isn't really doing anything, what do you do?
Breast milk rarely DOES anything. These women, they're "shooting" breast milk? Like with water guns? That sounds like fun.

39. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is your choice?
Julianne James.

40. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice?
That fat girl from Heart,

41. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
If I'm having an excellent day under those circumatances, it sure ain't because I found money on the sidewalk. I'd probably go online and by some of Julianne James' DVDs. Maybe give that Wilson sister 20 bucks to promise me she won't tell anyone about our tryst.

42. What word do you say a lot?
Fuck. Didn't I already tell you this? Also: Motherfuckin' son-of-a-bitch, damn it to fuckin' hell, fuckin' piece of shit, well I'll be fucked, son of a fuckin' bitch, You fuck! You fucker's fucker! (just check out Dennis Hopper's character in "Blue Velvet"...that's my goal).

43. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
Green Acres.

44. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
I'm "gonna" watch Green Acres...and I don't "bite it", I "kick it". Get it straight, you fucker's fucker.

45. Do you like mustard gas?
We've had a shortage of mustard gas in this town since I was a baby. My family could never afford it, so it is with a great degree of shame that I confess to never experiencing the coveted "mustard gas experience".

46. What do you tell your wife when times get hard?
"What are you sitting on your ass for? There are dishes to be washed."

47. Would you ever sky dive?
Only if I get to use a good parachute.

48. What color is your pink sock?
I gave my pink sock to the bouncer at the local titty bar and he bought me a table dance. I brought him the matching pink sock the following night and he spit tobacco juice in my face.

49. If you could name any song that defines you right now, what would it be?
anything by Kool & the Gang or the Bar-Kays.

50. Who was the last persons stomach you saw?
It was some guy on the Discovery channel.

51. Do you enjoy giving drugs?
Only in a fair exchange.

52. Have you ever been to California?
Only vicariously through the movies.

53. What is the thing that you would most like to change about you?
If I could only have 20/20 eyesight and never have to wear glasses again, that would be nice. Seeing as how that can conceivably be accomplished through corrective laser surgery (if I only had about $1500 to spend on it), I say I'd like to trade in my physical and facial ugliness for a model that would insure an evening with Julianne James.

54. Did you ever think to yourself and wonder if you're really real?
I know what's real and what's not. 99.9% of everything in the universe is NOT real. So fuck you.

55. What celebrities do people say you look like?
Does anyone remember Lassie?

56. Are you a jealous person?
Depends on your definition of jealousy. Being a cuckold, such as I am, tends to cure one of the typical sort of jealousy. But there are many other kinds in the world, and I would be foolish to say that I'm immune to them all.

57. Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call, and they do?
Only when they call me an asshole. I just never liked that word.

58. What was the last thing you hyped?
William Ackerman CDs.

59. Do you ever feel guilty about eating meat?
No. Some of it is quite tasty. I always take a moment to thank the cow who sacrificed his/her life so that I could drench his/her flesh in A-1 and Heinz 57 and wolf it down with generous portions of carrots, green beans or corn. He/she would do the same to me if he/she were carnivorous like I am. I think they understand, and are cool with it. Then again, I often assauge any residual guilt I may feel for eating meat by imagining that a cow's life is an existential nightmare, full of mental suffering to the point where all livestock are not only prepared to encounter the slaughter's blade, they welcome it.

60. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
One of the most awesome people in the world, Jerry Redd. He says you can all kiss his ass.

[dolly]

1. Where were you at 3:02 AM this morning?
At home in our lovely new antique pine bed. Bliss.

2. How did you get the idea for your MySpace name?
I guess it was my Dad's inspiration, actually - being that he named me.

3. What are you listening to right now?
The new Radiohead courtesy of some Sedakan YSI voodoo.

4. What color is your cell phone?
Y'mean Blackberry. Sleek black and classy.

5. Do you click on pop-ups?
Nuh huh noh

6. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. which one would it be?
Marillion and Justin Timbertwat.

7. What was the first thing you thought about this morning?
How achy my glands were and how I was really pissed off it was my turn to make the morning cuppa.

8. Who would you really like to just punch in the cunt?
Oooh, lemme think. I don't know, but right now I guess it would be he-who-shall-remain-nameless *chuckles to oneself devillishly*. Actually, there's only one person I genuinely hate, but she's just not worth it.

9. What did you do last night?
Marked papers til 10pm :/

10. What do you hope to do this weekend?
Inbetween the marking and children's birthday parties? Just have a moment to myself in the garden, actually.


11. What are the last two digits of your bank PIN?
Fuckadeehoff

12. What was the last thing that you had to eat?
A lemon curd tart.

13. Who is the last person of the opposite sex that you buggered?
Um... can I actually do that? Somebody draw me a diagram?

14. What is your favorite cheese?
Wednesleydale with Cranberries!

15. What do you dislike at the moment?
Marking papers. It is my life.

16. What foot are you craving?
Foot? Can I crave a chicken meat kebab with sweet chili sauce instead?

17.Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
Back to Lawschool to not fuck up and flip out.

18. What's the last tv show you watched?
Heroes.

19. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
Jewellery? The little gold heart necklace that used to be my Granmas.

20. Name 1 person on your Top Friends who is most like you?
Maybe my friend Caroline. Not that she's anything like me....

21. Do you always lock your door?
Not in this delightful neighbourhood.

22. What is your favorite curse word?
Oh bugger!

23. Are you on any medication?
I was but had to stop due to it dissolving my stomach lining. Best diet ever!

24. Do you like someone?
Someone the poster? She's a top lass!

25. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
Cry. I love my new house.

26. What is your favorite frozen treat?
Chocolate Feast.

27. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
There are a few....

28. Wheres your favorite place to be?
Right here at home. There's no place like it.

29. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere. Where do you go?
Did those celebs include Johnny Depp? Cool! Where's to go after that? I guess, the galapagos islands sounds pretty nice.

30. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
I am the Light and shine for everybody to see. have no fear, My path is straight My Path will lead you to Me. Or something like that....

31. How does your ass hair look right now?
Ass hair? *wrinkles nose*

32. Do you care what people think about you?
Only those who's opinions I value. As for the rest, couldn't give a flying fuck.

33. Have you ever done something to make trouble?
Who me? I think we'll all agree that the answer to that is noooo sir, not me sir. Nooooo.


34. Where do you wish you were right now?
In bed. Where JLLM is. Why am I still here? ? ?

35. An insane, middle aged, Japanese, junkie woman appears in your kitchen and offers you a lifetime supply of the breast milk, is it your choice?
Oh stop kidding around Ryo and finish the vacuuming if you don't want to sing for your supper.

36. Where do you live?
Less in my head than ever before.

37. Have you ever moshed?
Hell yeah. And been kicked in the head during an REM moshpit, bizarre experience that it was. Radiohead as support were just too damned rowdy and got us all agro. Uhuh.

38. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by crazy Japanese junkie women shooting breast milk everywhere. The breast milk isn't really doing anything, what do you do?
Get back in your basket, Ryo. It was just a bad dream...

39. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is your choice?
Strider from Lord of The Rings and Johnny 'Jack Sparrow' Depp. Both at once please.

40. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice?
Fat Bob? Um.. pass.

41. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
A tassled art deco lamp.

42. What word do you say a lot?
On here? Probably this ' ' or 'not agaaaiiiiiiin' or '*sigh*'

43. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
Llama -watch.

44. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Get my oats, of course. And hopefully with time to kill for a big chocolate sundae.

45. Do you like mustard gas?
I'm guessing probably not.

46. What do you tell your wife (man) when times get hard?
One more pair of shoes won't break the bank... look - they got bows on!

47. Would you ever sky dive?
If I ever wanted to pass my intestines through my throat, sure...

48. What color is your pink sock?
Is this a trick question like the bungalow stairs thing?

49. If you could name any song that defines you right now, what would it be?
The Kinks - I'm a Lover, Not a Fighter
Well I can roar like a lion, I can sting like a bee

50. Who was the last persons stomach you saw?
Dunno but I tasted my own lining last week.

51. Do you enjoy giving drugs?
I prefer to be the givee.

52. Have you ever been to California?
Yeah.

53. What is the thing that you would most like to change about you?
Nothing really. I think we'd all agree I'm pretty perfect - though my Teflon mini skirt could do with a patchup, so I'm told.

54. Did you ever think to yourself and wonder if you're really real?
No, I often wonder if any of you are.

55. What celebrities do people say you look like?
I've had Kate Hudson and Kate Winslett (minus the love-handles, lovely though they are), but not so much anymore.

56. Are you a jealous person?
Not really, though I have insecure moments.

57. Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call, and they do?
Aren't you supposed to be pissed off if they don't?

58. What was the last thing you hyped?
iLiKETRAiNs - coming soon to a USA venue near you.

59. Do you ever feel guilty about eating meat?
Never. It's delicious. Unless it's been mistreated - like Veal or battery hens.

60. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
JLLM upon leaving work. I drop called him.

[phil]

1. Where were you at 3:02 AM this morning?

Same place I was at 3:01 AM ...

2. How did you get the idea for your MySpace name?

My Space ?

3. What are you listening to right now?

Planxty - The Well Below the Valley

4. What color is your cell phone?

No idea !

5. Do you click on pop-ups?

I got no pop-ups to click on ...

6. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. which one would it be?

Any and all ABBA hommage-look-a-like-cover bands

7. What was the first thing you thought about this morning?

Don't remember ...

8. Who would you really like to just punch in the cunt?

Don't care ...

9. What did you do last night?

Prepared a flyer for my Schoolboard trustee's election ...

10. What do you hope to do this weekend?

Close the pool ...

11. What are the last two digits of your bank PIN?

69

12. What was the last thing that you had to eat?

Homemade Rasberry Sorbet ...

13. Who is the last person of the opposite sex that you buggered?

Buggered ?

14. What is your favorite cheese?

Too many to list ...

15. What do you dislike at the moment?

Too many to choose

16. What foot are you craving?

The left ...

17.Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?

See God create Eve with Adam's rib ...

18. What's the last tv show you watched?

House.

19. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?

A torsade silver bracelet my sister made me ...

20. Name 1 person on your Top Friends who is most like you?

Monica ...

21. Do you always lock your door?

Nope!

22. What is your favorite curse word?

TABARNAK!

23. Are you on any medication?

Ibuprofin ...

24. Do you like someone?

Just one ?

25. Your house is on fire! What do you do?

Get the marshmallows ... The place is 100 y/o - 100 % wood

26. What is your favorite frozen treat?

Homemade sorbet , lemon, coffee, rasberry, lime

27. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

I don't know ...

28. Wheres your favorite place to be?

Marrakesh in the late 70's

29. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere. Where do you go?

Time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebreties and has super-powers ? Bah !

30. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

Wash your hands after going to the bathroom ...

31. How does your ass hair look right now?

Why don't you come and have a look yourself ...

32. Do you care what people think about you?

What Dolly said ...

33. Have you ever done something to make trouble?

The first four years of High School was only that !

34. Where do you wish you were right now?

In the woods near a lake ...

35. An insane, middle aged, Japanese, junkie woman appears in your kitchen and offers you a lifetime supply of the breast milk, is it your choice?

Whatever ...

36. Where do you live?

Ste-Anne-de-Beaupré (QC)

37. Have you ever moshed?

Hell no!

38. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by crazy Japanese junkie women shooting breast milk everywhere. The breast milk isn't really doing anything, what do you do?

Throw the bad batch of Acid down the toilet.
I suggest you do the same ... !

39. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is your choice?

Pamela Anderson !
Then I'll have no regrets it was only once ... Yikes!

40. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice?

There are a few ...

41. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?

Acid ! Got to replace the bad batch ...

42. What word do you say a lot?

TABARNAK!

43. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?

TURN OFF THAT TV ... NOW!
GO TAKE A FUCKIN' WALK ...

44. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

Get a shower and clean underwear ...

45. Do you like mustard gas?



46. What do you tell your wife (man) when times get hard?

Love ... How'bout a second job ??

47. Would you ever sky dive?

Sure

48. What color is your pink sock?



49. If you could name any song that defines you right now, what would it be?

Travailler c'est trop dur (Working, it's too hard)
Zachary Richard

50. Who was the last persons stomach you saw?

Better-Half ...

51. Do you enjoy giving drugs?

Want some neat acid ?

52. Have you ever been to California?

Yes, three times

53. What is the thing that you would most like to change about you?

I wouldn't be deaf from the right ear ...

54. Did you ever think to yourself and wonder if you're really real?



55. What celebrities do people say you look like?

Jean Reno ?

56. Are you a jealous person?

Not at all !

57. Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call, and they do?

Huh?

58. What was the last thing you hyped?

Ventilation ...

59. Do you ever feel guilty about eating meat?

All the time !

60. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

My neighbor just called this minute to ask if
it was me who left a bag of apples on her porch ... !

It wasn't !

[layla]

sisyphus said:

what cities have you visited in india?

Delhi & Mumbai

[layla]

Oh, and I went to Agra (where the Taj Mahal is. Obligatory tourist destination yes, but a beautiful one)

[layla]

1. Where were you at 3:02 AM this morning?

having insomnia

2. How did you get the idea for your MySpace name?

EmoSpace is lame

3. What are you listening to right now?
voices in my head

4. What color is your cell phone?
silver

5. Do you click on pop-ups?
no, they're evil

6. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. which one would it be?

gangsta rap

7. What was the first thing you thought about this morning?

most mornings I think about breakfast

8. Who would you really like to just punch in the cunt?

I wouldn't punch anyone there. its more effective to punch them in the ovaries.

9. What did you do last night?

got laid. ate dessert. cleaned some dog pee off my new rug. yes, its a glamorous life, but someones gotta do it.

10. What do you hope to do this weekend?

catch up with old friends visiting from Ireland, France & Spain!

11. What are the last two digits of your bank PIN?

F & U

12. What was the last thing that you had to eat?

my husband. then dessert.

13. Who is the last person of the opposite sex that you buggered?

I don't do that, I'm a lady

14. What is your favorite cheese?

right now - haloumi. get that shiz on the BBQ! its great & salty mmm

15. What do you dislike at the moment?

dog pee on rugs

16. What foot are you craving?

I have ballerina feet. but they smell lovely.

17.Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?

I'd go everywhere.

18. What's the last tv show you watched?

not watching much TV right now. watched The War on Democracy on dvd - you HAVE to see this!

19. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?

my wedding ring

20. Name 1 person on your Top Friends who is most like you?

is that an EmoSpacce reference? The idea of having 'top friends' is a bit sad, isn't it? The last time I had numbered preferences when it came to friends I was 13. and frankly, if someone ranked you as not being a high-preference friend, why would you be their friend? unless you're 13?

21. Do you always lock your door?

hell yes. London is, was & always will be a seedy town.

22. What is your favorite curse word?

"dagnabbit"

23. Are you on any medication?

anti-seizure meds. but they've been reduced, yay.

24. Do you like someone?

I like many people.

25. Your house is on fire! What do you do?

get my dogs & start looking for somewhere else to live, I guess

26. What is your favorite frozen treat?

chocolate ice-cream

27. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

My sister being sick.

28. Wheres your favorite place to be?

on my super-comfy daybed, with a good book & some hot chocolate on a cold, rainy day

29. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere. Where do you go?

Cuba.

30. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

Good grammar is a must

31. How does your ass hair look right now?

Its styled all nice like

32. Do you care what people think about you?

I never want to disappoint friends & family. other than that, I don't give a red shit, baby

33. Have you ever done something to make trouble?

I'm sure I have!

34. Where do you wish you were right now?

sleeping

35. An insane, middle aged, Japanese, junkie woman appears in your kitchen and offers you a lifetime supply of the breast milk, is it your choice?

Have you tasted breastmilk?

36. Where do you live?

stepp off, stalkerino

37. Have you ever moshed?

Yes, it was all the rage when I was 15.

38. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by crazy Japanese junkie women shooting breast milk everywhere. The breast milk isn't really doing anything, what do you do?

As if junkies could produce breastmilk. Their diets aren't nutritious enough

39. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is your choice?

Johnny Depp, Jake Gyllenhaal, Javier Bardem - basically, any actor whose name starts with a J

40. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice?

"the opportunity"? Like musos are precious, ahahaha. Groupie Town is easy to get into, my friends

41. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?

a round of drinks for all the famous guys I just banged.

42. What word do you say a lot?

'thank you' - I'm super polite, bitches

43. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?

I'd just rip off various Japanese game shows

44. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

watch an episode of my hot new Japanese-style game show

45. Do you like mustard gas?

its an acquired taste

46. What do you tell your wife when times get hard?

if by 'wife' you mean 'husband' & by 'times' you mean 'penis', right?

47. Would you ever sky dive?

did it, loved it, would do it again. nothing makes you feel alive more than thinking you're seconds away from plummeting to your death

48. What color is your pink sock?

erm...

49. If you could name any song that defines you right now, what would it be?

The Diamond Sea by Sonic Youth. because its a great song and I too am great. also, I'm long-winded & a little trippy

50. Who was the last persons stomach you saw?

some skank who was sleazing it up at the pub.

51. Do you enjoy giving drugs?

yes, I offer them to small children around the neighbourhood.

52. Have you ever been to California?

when I was too little to really remember

53. What is the thing that you would most like to change about you?

theres a few things. but a lady doesn't reveal her flaws

54. Did you ever think to yourself and wonder if you're really real?

lmao. acid flashback much?

55. What celebrities do people say you look like?

I've gotten Jennifer Garner a couple times, but I don't really see it. my husband said I looked like the brunette from Coyote Ugly, but he was just trying to get into my pants at the time & later admitted it wasn't true. bless.

56. Are you a jealous person?

anyone who says they're not is lying

57. Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call, and they do?

I hate the phone. and email, too.

58. What was the last thing you hyped?

my presentation at work. lucky for me, it was as good as I promised. may have had something to do with the cheesecake I baked & brought in to the meeting room...

59. Do you ever feel guilty about eating meat?

you should feel guilty if you eat eggs that aren't from free-range chickens, or salmon that has been farmed, or meat that has travelled far to get to your supermarket.

60. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

my sister

[Matheus]

1. Where were you at 3:02 AM this morning?

sleeping, i think.

2. How did you get the idea for your MySpace name?

Matheus? Being pretentious. My name, Matt, Math (numbers), and Zeus (although it's pronounced Math e (as in the e in cafe) us)

3. What are you listening to right now?
Radiohead "In Rainbows"

4. What color is your cell phone?
Silver

5. Do you click on pop-ups?
Who does?

6. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. which one would it be?

Tommy Lee, solely because he's a douche.

7. What was the first thing you thought about this morning?

Damn, how'd that happen?

8. Who would you really like to just punch in the cunt?

The Pelosi bitch.

9. What did you do last night?

Studied.

10. What do you hope to do this weekend?

Bachelor party for my good buddy. I can't wait till the wedding. I'm in it so I get to wear a tux, bitches!!!

11. What are the last two digits of your bank PIN?

Yeah right.

12. What was the last thing that you had to eat?

Shrimp and cocktail sauce. and not nasty breaded shit either.

13. Who is the last person of the opposite sex that you buggered?

Opposite sex?

14. What is your favorite cheese?

Brie

15. What do you dislike at the moment?

going to work in a few hours.

16. What foot are you craving?

Certainly not Uma Thurman's.

17. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?

The day I was born.

18. What's the last tv show you watched?

Lost on DVD. I never got into it via television (the I hate commercials thing), so I'm playing catchup so I can DVR the bitch when it comes back on.

19. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?

The necklace Sean got me.

20. Name 1 person on your Top Friends who is most like you?

Doctor DeeVil. A former coworker. Couple o' bitches, we are. I coined the nickname. Alyssa would come in second cause we are both quite ditzy and like to act retarded.

21. Do you always lock your door?

No, but the boyfriend usually does when he leaves. The whole protective thing.

22. What is your favorite curse word?

Cunt. Some people get so offended... but it's just a word.

23. Are you on any medication?

Nah, I don't do drugs. Even prescribed ones unless completely necessary.

24. Do you like someone?

Yes, I do.

25. Your house is on fire! What do you do?

Get the fucking computer tower... way too much music. I would sacrifice myself for it.

26. What is your favorite frozen treat?

I don't care for dessert... but I love those frozen Lean Cuisine Paninis.

27. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Having one of my cousin's girlyfriend show me here bits and pieces when I was like 7 and then urging me to "fuck her."

28. Wheres your favorite place to be?

the beach.

29. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere. Where do you go?

England... the brits are sexy.

30. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

No Nickelback, ever.

31. How does your ass hair look right now?

Bald, bitches. What little there is/was gets waxed, which also makes less to wax off over the long run. Great investment.

32. Do you care what people think about you?

Sometimes.

33. Have you ever done something to make trouble?

I have siblings, so obviously.

34. Where do you wish you were right now?

the beach on some deserted island with my 3 favorite cds, margaritas, and a hammock.

35. An insane, middle aged, Japanese, junkie woman appears in your kitchen and offers you a lifetime supply of the breast milk, is it your choice?

As long as the drugs in her system gets passed into the milk... otherwise, not so much.

36. Where do you live?

Upstate NY... unknown to most people, New York City is not the only inhabited area of New York.

37. Have you ever moshed?

No, I always thought it was queer.

38. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by crazy Japanese junkie women shooting breast milk everywhere. The breast milk isn't really doing anything, what do you do?

Go back to sleep, I'm sure.

39. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is your choice?

I was gonna say Jude Law, but I saw him recently, and he's not so sexy anymore. Heath Ledger is kinda cute. I'm gonna go with Ryan Phillippe.

40. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice?

Justin Timberlake.

41. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?

Coke, so I can call up Britney and Lindsay and we can hit the town without our panties.

42. What word do you say a lot?

bitches.

43. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?

Material Girls. or The Adventures of Corky and Sped.

44. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

I already screwed Justin Timberlake and Ryan Phillippe, so I'd probably just have a nice dinner with Mom and Dad. Boring I know, but I'm tired from all the fucking and I love my parents.

45. Do you like mustard gas?

I've never had gas as a result of mustard.

46. What do you tell your wife when times get hard?

I'm checking into rehab...

47. Would you ever sky dive?

Probably not.

48. What color is your pink sock?

All of them, it's the sock of a different color.

49. If you could name any song that defines you right now, what would it be?

We Don't Play Guitars by Chicks on Speed

50. Who was the last persons stomach you saw?

Mine.

51. Do you enjoy giving drugs?

No, I prefer receiving.

52. Have you ever been to California?

Wouldn't want to... totally unfounded I'm sure, but I hate the concept.

53. What is the thing that you would most like to change about you?

Nothing... Evolve.

54. Did you ever think to yourself and wonder if you're really real?

I'm as real as it gets... (while twirling the dyed hair and wiping off the eyeliner).

55. What celebrities do people say you look like?

I've gotten Scott Weiland and Joaquin Phoenix, which is weird cause they don't look alike.

56. Are you a jealous person?

sometimes.

57. Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call, and they do?

always and forever.

58. What was the last thing you hyped?

a post, I'm sure... I woke up to some lovely insomnia at 3am so what else am I gonna do.

59. Do you ever feel guilty about eating meat?

Sometimes.

60. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

My mom and dad during the same phone call, I don't get to see my family nearly enough.

[phil]

You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. ...

Johnny Depp, Jake Gyllenhaal, Javier Bardem - basically, any actor whose name starts with a J

Jerry Lewis ??

[skvorisdeadsorta]

1. Where were you at 3:02 AM this morning?
Asleep, though I really wish I had been re-enacting the lactation scene from "Visitor Q". Man, Takeshi Miike is a genius.

2. How did you get the idea for your MySpace name?
Sunn0))) the amps and the band.

3. What are you listening to right now?
Dethklock

4. What color is your cell phone?
Blue and Grey

5. Do you click on pop-ups?
No.

6. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. which one would it be?
I wanted to say Pearl Jam due to the fact that I think those guys are, unfortunately, responsible for some really bad bands in the world. The band that has always pissed me off though is Creed. I really wish those guys had never existed.

7. What was the first thing you thought about this morning?
Must.Kill.Everything.

8. Who would you really like to just punch in the cunt?
My Boss.

9. What did you do last night?
I watched one of the worst movies ever, "Lucky You". Irony abound.

10. What do you hope to do this weekend?
Drink.

11. What are the last two digits of your bank PIN?
I don't have one.

12. What was the last thing that you had to eat?
Chips and Queso

13. Who is the last person of the opposite sex that you buggered?
A gentlemen never speaks of his conquests.

14. What is your favorite cheese?
All cheese.

15. What do you dislike at the moment?
Retroism

16. What foot are you craving?
Foot and Mouth Disease.

17.Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
When the germanic heathen hordes destroyed the Romans.

18. What's the last tv show you watched?
Hex

19. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
My rings on my fingers.

20. Name 1 person on your Top Friends who is most like you?
Bill.

21. Do you always lock your door?
Yes.

22. What is your favorite curse word?
F.

23. Are you on any medication?
No.

24. Do you like someone?
Yes.

25. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
Save all the records, books, and music gear.

26. What is your favorite frozen treat?
Tofu-pops

27. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
The time I thought it would be a good idea to get married to my ex-wife.

28. Wheres your favorite place to be?
Los Angeles.

29. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere. Where do you go?
England

30. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Mind your own business.

31. How does your ass hair look right now?
Awesome.

32. Do you care what people think about you?
Always.

33. Have you ever done something to make trouble?
I can just stand in a place and I make trouble.

34. Where do you wish you were right now?
Norway.

35. An insane, middle aged, Japanese, junkie woman appears in your kitchen and offers you a lifetime supply of the breast milk, is it your choice?
Yes....oooo.....yummy.

36. Where do you live?
in the Hipsterdrome as well. The Brooklyn, Austin, Portland Exchange Highway Program for Trust Fund Polyester idiots that listen to terrible bands like The Decemberists and are so retro.

37. Have you ever moshed?
Of course.

38. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by crazy Japanese junkie women shooting breast milk everywhere. The breast milk isn't really doing anything, what do you do?
Hit them in the heads with bricks.

39. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is your choice?
Kate Winslet

40. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice?
Bats for Lashes....she's dreamy.

41. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
Metal records.

42. What word do you say a lot?
Brutal.

43. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
Hunt and Kill People of Authority.

44. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Give as many people some sort of horrible incurable disease as I can think of.

45. Do you like mustard gas?
No.

46. What do you tell your wife when times get hard?
Grab the bullets.

47. Would you ever sky dive?
No.

48. What color is your pink sock?
Pink.

49. If you could name any song that defines you right now, what would it be?
HatredCopter-Dethklock

50. Who was the last persons stomach you saw?
UH?

51. Do you enjoy giving drugs?
No.

52. Have you ever been to California?
Yes.

53. What is the thing that you would most like to change about you?
I would weigh less.

54. Did you ever think to yourself and wonder if you're really real?
All of the time.

55. What celebrities do people say you look like?
Me.

56. Are you a jealous person?
Yes.

57. Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call, and they do?
No.

58. What was the last thing you hyped?
Cancer.

59. Do you ever feel guilty about eating meat?
No.

60. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
Bill....he says you all suck.

[samplestiltskin]

36. Where do you live?
in the Hipsterdrome as well. The Brooklyn, Austin, Portland Exchange Highway Program for Trust Fund Polyester idiots that listen to terrible bands like The Decemberists and are so retro.

right on, sweet sista. you should join my ever-growing army of Hipster Destruction. so far i have three members. i decided to move to portland to branch our operations, for maximum destruction. i am head of west coast operations. i have an agent in denver and an agent in boulder. maybe you should take it south for us. we are counting on You.

[skvorisdeadsorta]

Done and Done!