BIG Q&A FUN board

[JACkory]

I'm sure you know how to do it...cut and paste it all into a notepad, fill in your answers where mine are, then post it back here.

More Q&As periodically.

Have fun...
No...have BIG FUN!!!

Name: J.A. Casey
Birthday: 4/18/62
Birthplace: Oklahoma
Current Location: Oklahoma
Eye Color: green. I think
Hair Color: brown and greying
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: None
Your Weakness: Money management
Your Fears: Any and every conceivable way of dying other than in my sleep
Your Perfect Pizza: Just about any pizza is perfect as long is it doesn't include anchovies, Canadian bacon or mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make it to next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use instant messengers
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Here we go again"
Your Best Physical Feature: My gall bladder (or maybe my kidneys)
Your Bedtime: Pretty damn early...earlier as I get older
Your Most Missed Memory: Trick question. How can you miss a memory? A memory that can be missed is no longer a memory, and if it's not a memory then it can not be missed. I don't miss any memories because I remember every one of them, good and bad...or something like that...
Pepsi or Coke: I like 'em both. But probably Pepse more these days
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King, if those are my only choices
Single or Group Dates: A "single" date doesn't sound like much fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I can't stand tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Hell,no
Do you Swear: Only on my mother's grave...Oh, wait...she's still alive (thank God), I suppose you mean do I cuss? Only when children are in the room. (heh heh)
Do you Sing: When noone is there to hear me, of course I sing.
Do you Shower Daily: A couple of times a day. I have a strong aversion to body odor
Have you Been in Love: Yada Yada Yada...how about an ORIGINAL question?
Do you want to go to College: Yeah, when I'm 70 years old
Do you want to get Married: I did until I got married. ha! Just kidding, dear.
Do you belive in yourself: No, actually I don't. But that has never stopped me from existing.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Moreso than the Elephant Man.
Are you a Health Freak: No, I'm a disease freak
Do you get along with your Parents: I'll pass on this one.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em, until they turn into tornadoes, then they lose their charm
Do you play an Instrument: A few
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Rubbing alcohol?
In the past month have you Smoked: no no no no no no no no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not in the last month...now if the question had been *6* months the answer might not be the same
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah. Don't tell my wife. (just kidding again, dear!)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No money = No mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: They don't come in boxes, but I have eaten about 1/3 of a package not too long ago
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I have not eaten sushi in the last 45 years and 4 months, I don't plan on eating it in the next 45 years and 4 months
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the world's a stage...so, no.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Dumped on?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but I walk around the house naked when there's noone else home, can I get credit for that?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, I gave up thievery several years ago
Ever been Drunk: I'm drunk on the sweet nectar of love and life, 24/7...Wait. that's not true. But seriously, I haven't been drunk in a long time. I really, really don't like vomiting.
Ever been called a Tease: Only when tormenting the dog.
Ever been Beaten up: Can't say that I have, except in the existential sense
Ever Shoplifted: I told you already, I'm retired.
How do you want to Die: Are you threatening me?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A toddler
What country would you most like to Visit: That's okay, I'll just stay home.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: watermelon seed
Favourite Hair Color: tree trunk
Short or Long Hair: charcoal marijuana
Height: midget magnet
Weight: yesterday's papers
Best Clothing Style: No clothing
Number of Drugs I have taken: tried two or three, stuck with one, none for now
Number of CDs I own: 2000+ (seriously, and since I got XM Satellite Radio I rarely listen to any of them...)
Number of Piercings: 0...used to have 2 in my left ear, but they're gone now, thank God. Earrings on a man are goofy.
Number of Tattoos: Alas, I have not as yet let an amateur artist draw on my body with a hot needle.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: What a stupid question. As if I could count that high?

[wayved]

Im game.

Name: Glenn H.
Birthday: 9/26/74 (damn moody librans)
Birthplace: North Dakota
Current Location: Tucson AZ (talk about polar opposites)
Eye Color: Bloodshot
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Portugese/Dutch
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Chuck Taylors
Your Weakness: Music, beer
Your Fears: Too many to list but not too many to face
Your Perfect Pizza: everything on it. Seafood, sausage eggplant. Pizza is awesome
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: quit being such an asshole and to live to another day
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: n/a
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need to quit being such an ASSHOLE
Your Best Physical Feature: hahaha!
Your Bedtime: Night owl - 11 p.m. if im lucky and smart
Your Most Missed Memory: MINE
Pepsi or Coke: BEER (soft drinks use up the calories that can be used by beer!)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both
Single or Group Dates: Where is the FREE LOVE?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: gave up caffiene
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: I gave up coffee too I miss it
Do you Smoke: Not much anymore. Thank God.
Do you Swear: What kinda fucking question is that?
Do you Sing: Of course.
Do you Shower Daily: Twice a day-once in the morning, once after gym at night
Have you Been in Love: Im in love all the time
Do you want to go to College: Yeah Ive actually did al little of that...
Do you want to get Married: I am
Do you belive in yourself: Is this from E-Harmony or something?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: No
Are you a Health Freak: I try to be.
Do you get along with your Parents: Havent seen em since 1993. Not by choice.
Do you like Thunderstorms: awesome, as long as flooding does not occur and im at home listening to Buffalo Springfield
Do you play an Instrument: A couple, none very well, but I have fun
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Does beer count? YES
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes--a couple. I felt bad.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: n/a
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hate malls --go See Dawn of the Dead
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Im trying not to
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes I have!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah--in high school I was an award winning actor! I suck at it though
In the past month have you been Dumped: I get dumped ON everyday with work, bad vibes etc
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. Other people are thankful
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: I drink alot, but I dont drink to the point where im sick and puke and stuff.
Ever been called a Tease: hahaha
Ever been Beaten up: what kind of question is this? Existentially, yes.
Ever Shoplifted: Once when I was 7.
How do you want to Die: when I am old and grey surrounded by people i love and respect
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: HAPPY
What country would you most like to Visit: I have seen alot of countries already. Like the USA but love England.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: what? Once a woman captures your heart its OVER
Weight: i cant answer this question--I dont know the calculations
Best Clothing Style: I am not a girl
Number of Drugs I have taken: I dont even take tylenol
Number of CDs I own: room full of em (no Im not proud)
Number of Piercings: what good are they?
Number of Tattoos: 0--my mind is tattooed though
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Cant waste time thinking about that. I can honestly say that no matte

[samplestiltskin]

mmmm, BIG FUN.

already did this, just reposting. why not.

Name: they call me the wild rose
Birthday: yes
Birthplace: no
Current Location: crouched in the dorky depths of cyberspace
Eye Color: pocket lint color
Hair Color: pink
Height: 5'5.5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: i have both
Your Heritage: white
The Shoes You Wore Today: filthy
Your Weakness: bony people
Your Fears: remote controls and unhappy insanity
Your Perfect Pizza: vegan with jalapenos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make it to portland with my car and internal structure intact
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: incorrectly long ellipses after every partial sentence.....
Thoughts First Waking Up: "whose heart can i break today?"
Your Best Physical Feature: vomer bone
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: the ones they erased
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: i don't date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: real tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: when i have money
Do you Swear: fuck no.
Do you Sing: i attempt it.
Do you Shower Daily: heck no, what a waste of dead skin cells
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: been there
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you believe in yourself: i am a figment of my imagination
Do you get Motion Sickness: only in american cars
Do you think you are Attractive: like a magnet
Are you a Health Freak: i am a reasonably healthy freak
Do you get along with your Parents: i see them once a year
Do you like Thunderstorms: yah
Do you play an Instrument: yah yah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: intravenous only
In the past month have you Smoked: why are these capitalized?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i'm feeling Paranoid.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i don't micturate on fruit. just rugs.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: market research
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: market research
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ...in DENVER?
In the past month have you been on Stage: no but i starred in an indie film about taco sauce last week
In the past month have you been Dumped: illegally
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in chocolate pudding and KY jelly
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: industrial strength glowsticks from the train
Ever been Drunk: never.
Ever been called a Tease: not to my face.
Ever been Beaten up: i'm way too intimidating.
Ever Shoplifted: dumpsters are really the way to go.
How do you want to Die: serving my country, shot by the Secret Service after completing my mission
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a god
What country would you most like to Visit: japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: red
Favourite Hair Color: purple
Short or Long Hair: yes
Height: no
Weight: maybe
Best Clothing Style: definitely not
Number of Drugs I have taken: hundreds endorsed by the pharmaceutical industry
Number of CDs I own: 274
Number of Piercings: four counting the spear-shaped hole in my side
Number of Tattoos: one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 71

[samplestiltskin]

it's not true that i own 274 CDs (no idea honestly) but it is true that i made a movie about taco sauce.

[skvorisdeadsorta]

Name: Justin Phillip Sweatt
Birthday: 10/21/76
Birthplace: Big Spring, TX
Current Location: Austin, TX
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: German
The Shoes You Wore Today: My new super hip loafers I got in San Francisco
Your Weakness: Music, Whiskey, Cigarettes,
Your Fears: Having serious OCD, I have several.
Your Perfect Pizza: Just the Cheese Please
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd like to be much nicer to people and save up to move.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMAO
Thoughts First Waking Up: I really need to be independently wealthy
Your Best Physical Feature: I think I have a nice face
Your Bedtime: I am a creature of the night and I never get a enough sleep considering that I have to work the normal day job hours.
Your Most Missed Memory: 16 years old.
Pepsi or Coke: I love all sodas and I am such a soda monster. However, I'm kicking it and I am going on a hard core diet.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both
Single or Group Dates: Single for me.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino.
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Like a fucking sailor fuck wad.
Do you Sing: Yeah.
Do you Shower Daily: Every other day.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Finished that but I'd like to go back.
Do you want to get Married: Yes.
Do you belive in yourself: No. I am my own worst enemy and I have zero confidence in most facets of my daily life.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: No
Are you a Health Freak: As healthy as a whiskey drinking smoking tofu addict can me.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, they are the guiding light.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yeah, there is nothing that I like more than violence in nature.
Do you play an Instrument: Several
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes--
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, I could just never get into drugs. I found the whole thing to be a bit boring.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Oh yeah, I have a huge soft spot for malls. It was the place you went to with your friends to eat bad food and stare at the hot preppy girls you had no shot at.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, I love Sushi.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yep, played a couple of shows and I have a couple more coming up.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, naked night swimming in California is the best.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Yeah....but I don't much care for it anymore. I get too giggly and want to hug everyone which can create some unwanted tension.
Ever been called a Tease: Wouldn't you like to know you cheeky bastard.
Ever been Beaten up: I was beaten up quite a bit growing up. Being somewhat different in small town Texas will do that for you.
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah and I actually turned myself in because I felt so guilty. I could never go into the Mob.
How do you want to Die: Natural causes from being a 120 and then a Viking Funeral.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Me.
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown, Blue, Green,
Favourite Hair Color: Black, Red, Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Both
Height: Tall, small, whatever
Weight: I don't care about that. Cute is cute.
Best Clothing Style: goth, punk, thriftstore, whatever.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I'm allergic to most so not much to tell.
Number of CDs I own: 3000
Number of Piercings: Took them all out.
Number of Tattoos: I have 3 and I am soon to get alot more.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Being married when I was too young to know any better.

[JACkory]

Well, it doesn't look like too many of you are all that interested in these questionairres anymore. Tis a shame, as I remember them being quite the rage during the old RS.com days.
Then again, there hasn't been a whole lot of traffic anywhere in these boards lately.

What the hoo...I'm gonna put up another anyway (with thanks to the few who bothered with the last one).

It's easy...just blank out my inconsequential answers and type in your own.

Interesting AND fun...a good way to kill a few minutes.

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What's bothering you right now?
Allergies are weaking havoc on my eyes...my glasses haven't fit right since I ran into the door and fucked up the earpiece, and that's driven me crazy the last few months (good news in that I should get a new pair today...yippee!)...I suppose the one thing above all the others that is bothering me is the sad fact that I'm still waiting, after 3 months, for my initial SSD check. Too much stuff needs to be done around the house and it bothers the hell out of me that the government is so good at taking it's time...

What is in your wallet?
Driver's License, several photographs of my son, doctors appointmentcard, laminated Social Security card, Visa debit card, Conoco/Phillips 66 gas card, pawn ticket, business card from my friend's CD store with Red's phone number written on the back, bank account number card, voter registration card, Sapulpa Public Library card (expired 4/30/06...I guess I should put that in the trash), one blank check...

Wallpaper on your computers desktop?
Sigur Ros' logo


Background on your cell phone?
I don't need a cell phone, so I don't have one, which implies rather forcefully that there is no cell phone in my possession with which to have wallpaper...If I had one it would be Sigur Ros related...you know how it is when you become obsessed with a great band...

What do you want in your life right now?
Air, water, fire, food, a roof over my head, a beating heart, psychedelic dreams in sleep, cognition, functional kidneys, a method with which I could conquer and rise above the existential angst that alternately plagues me then makes me feel like an immature fool for dwelling on it even for a moment...and an HDTV.

Listening to?
XM Radio Online, channel 104, "Ngoma", which is billed as "the Sound of Africa"...It used to be part of the regular XM line-up but they banished it to online limbo about a year ago. It's something different, and that's what I shoot for every time.

What do you smell like?
Coffee...other than that I am remarkably "stench-free".

Eating?
It's 9:00 in the morning and I do not eat breakfast, so "no" or "nothing" depending upon how the question is meant.


What's your favorite thing to have on your bed?
A pillow. Sheets and a blanket. Only the essentials, baby, as I certainly would not want to risk the ire of my wife by listing her in a category of THINGS.

If you could change something in your life, what would it be?
The size of my penis...it's much too large and frightens all who see it.

What do you wear to bed?
Oooh, see? Here's a prime example of a question that pops up in every one of these questionairres...What do I wear to bed? A three-peice Armani suit, Gucci loafers and a top hat. Right? Everyone knows I sleep naked (okay, maybe your grandmother doesn't know...be sure to tell her when you get the chance).

Do you remember your dreams?
For a little while after I wake up. Some linger for a few hours, but very few leave an indelible stamp on my consciousness. Which is too bad, because I usually have the BEST dreams!

Who will you sleep with tomorrow?
The same person I slept with last night, probably.

Have you ever been gambling?
Once or twice until I decided I no longer wanted to throw away money.

What's something you wish you could understand better?
Infinity...I'm working on it, though, and have made great progress..

What did you do last weekend?
I surfed the web for porn, 48 hours straight with hourly breaks to administer Visine...Okay, that's not true. I didn't do much "last weekend" (which I'm assuming is yesterday and the day before, this being Monday). I read as much as I could with screwed up glasses and itching, burning, allergy-assaulted eyes. I practiced my typing (you'll be glad to know that I am getting quite good at it). I ate a couple of nice, big salads yesterday, then there was the delicious Frito chili pie I gorged myself with on Saturday. I spent some enjoyable time seated on my porcelain throne, prompted by the chili. I listened to a lot of music, burned several CDs.

Who do you miss?
Aubrey, my dad, all of my friends who have moved away.

Who is the last person of the opposite sex you hugged?
My wife....oh, I almost forgot...I hugged a prostitute a couple of years ago while looking for a parking spot in Bricktown. That would be the last person I hugged. But it wasn't too long before that when I hugged the wife.

Orange or apple juice?
I don't know why anyone would give a rat's ass, but apple juice tastes like piss to me (not that I know what piss really tastes like, but apple juice is what I imagine urine would probably taste like). Any orange juice I'm drinking is gonna be 100% natural, not from concentrate and thick with pulp.

Who was the last person you went somewhere with?
My son. We went to Sonic to get ice cream.

Have you kissed anyone on your top (MySpace) friends?
Seeing as how my wife is in the top 12, yes I believe I have. I may have kissed a couple others in a harmless, friendly way, but you can't really call those "kisses", can you?

Whose house did you go to last night?
I don't know whose it was, but the windows were easilly pryed open by my crowbar and I didn't have too much trouble carrying their high dollar home theater system out to the van. A more relevant question, to me at least, is "whose house am I going to tonight?"

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
My dad, in 1999...I ain't going into one of those places unless it's absolutely necessary.

Are you bored?
Frequently.

What is the last movie you watched?
"The Number 23"

Name three drinks you regularly drink.
Dr. Pepper, coffee, Monster

What are you excited about?
The U.S. release of the Sigur Ros documentary/concert DVD, getting a sweet pair of Bose headphones when my money comes in, the upcoming "Caveman" TV series, the tasty home-made burritos we'll probably throw together tomorrow night, getting my new pair of glasses (hopefully today), the starring role I've been offered in the Vivid video re-make of "Army Brat"...Oh, I'm excited by many, many things...especially rubber ducks.

Do you want someone you can't have?
What's all this "can't have" bullshit?

Who was last to slap your butt?
There is a cemetary next to the McDonalds in Shawnee, Oklahoma. Enter by the east gate. 5 rows west and 3 headstones to the north you will find the name of that man engraved on a marble slab.

Where was the last place you went?
Besides the bathroom? In town, it would be Sonic. As far as going out of town, it was to Shawnee, to take care of a little business at the pawn shop.

What's on your mind right now?
Just trying to think of answers to this silly questionairre.

Have you cried recently?
Can't say that I have. I'm not the kind to say that men aren't supposed to cry. But I have not been so inclined recently. If I don't get my SSD check soon you will see my bawl like a baby.

If an unstoppable force comes across an unmovable object, then what happens?
A spark flickers and a new universe is born.

Is taking a shower a daily habit?
Another question that seems to be in every one of these Q&As...The short answer is "yes" but I would point out that bathing is not so much a "habit" with me so much as it is a "ritual". Big difference there, don't you think?

[skvorisdeadsorta]

What's bothering you right now?
My job. I really just don't like my job.

What is in your wallet?
Driver's License, Bank Card

Wallpaper on your computers desktop?
Just plain black background

Background on your cell phone?
Clouds

What do you want in your life right now?
Freedom

Listening to?
The Russ Martin Show

What do you smell like?
Cigerettes

Eating?
Nothing

What's your favorite thing to have on your bed?
Sheets, pillows, blanket

If you could change something in your life, what would it be?
I would have never have moved to Austin, Texas

What do you wear to bed?
My naked skin that God gave me.

Do you remember your dreams?
Yes, and I keep a journal for them as well.

Who will you sleep with tomorrow?
Me.

Have you ever been gambling?
Yeah and I thought it was a waste of time and money.

What's something you wish you could understand better?
Electrical Engineering

What did you do last weekend?
Did the ususal. Worked on music for a while. Continue with reading the various books I got on Vacation. Listen to tunes.

Who do you miss?
My parents, my sister, my friend Bill, my friend Gable, California


Orange or apple juice?
Neither

Have you kissed anyone on your top (MySpace) friends?
No.

Whose house did you go to last night?
My own

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
I don't got to hospitals.

Are you bored?
Frequently.

What is the last movie you watched?
"Slither"

Name three drinks you regularly drink.
Kombucha, perrier, and pomegranite tea

What are you excited about?
Music

Do you want someone you can't have?
No

Who was last to slap your butt?
A Dead man.

Where was the last place you went?
California

What's on your mind right now?
How much I hate working in corporate America.

Have you cried recently?
No.

If an unstoppable force comes across an unmovable object, then what happens? Hopefully somewhere a bunny dies.


Is taking a shower a daily habit?
No

[phil]

What's bothering you right now?
The "tennis-elbow" in my right arm ...


What is in your wallet?
Cards, pictures, not enough money!


Wallpaper on your computers desktop?
Picture of "Jules" the dog

Background on your cell phone?
None! Cell phone always stays in the car anyway...


What do you want in your life right now?
More money to put in my wallet along the cards and the pictures.

Listening to?
Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals - Lifeline

What do you smell like?
I smell like me ... I guess!

Eating?
I had a tomato sandwich an hour ago

What's your favorite thing to have on your bed?
Eider afterfeathers comforter.

If you could change something in your life, what would it be?
There's that permanent job I got offered...

What do you wear to bed?
Nothing.

Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes.

Who will you sleep with tomorrow?
The lady I've been sleeping with for the last 22 years!

Have you ever been gambling?
2 times in the last 10 years. Cost me 50 bucks in all.

What's something you wish you could understand better?
Human nature !!

What did you do last weekend?
Tomato sauce, watch Elder Son's rugby practice
Had a swim in the pool !!

Who do you miss?
Everybody I knew who died before their time ...


Orange or apple juice?
Both.

Have you kissed anyone on your top (MySpace) friends?


Whose house did you go to last night?
My own

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
A lady friend who gave birth.

Are you bored?
More tired than bored.

What is the last movie you watched?
Charlie Chaplin's Modern Times.

Name three drinks you regularly drink.
Coffee, Beer, Wine.

What are you excited about?
My sons.

Do you want someone you can't have?
No

Who was last to slap your butt?
Second Son.

Where was the last place you went?
Montréal.

What's on your mind right now?
Asking myself if I still want to be a schoolboard trustee
and go for the november election ...

Have you cried recently?
No.

If an unstoppable force comes across an unmovable object, then what happens?
Shit happens! That's what...

Is taking a shower a daily habit?
Yes in the summer ...

[Adam]

What's bothering you right now?
Hunting down some food.


What is in your wallet?
Cards, pictures and no legal tender whatsoever.


Wallpaper on your computers desktop?
Blackness.

Background on your cell phone?
Up close shot of an electric guitar being strummed.

What do you want in your life right now?
A serious lack of debt.

Listening to?
iPod shuffle - "Strangers" by Portishead (playing right now)

What do you smell like?
Not dirty but I need a shower nevertheless.

Eating?
Pretty soon...

What's your favorite thing to have on your bed?
Myself.

If you could change something in your life, what would it be?
Staying in Fayetteville after I graduated from college.

What do you wear to bed?
Usually shorts, underwear and nothing else.

Do you remember your dreams?
Wish I did more often than not.

Who will you sleep with tomorrow?
I sleep alone these days. So sad.

Have you ever been gambling?
No.

What's something you wish you could understand better?
Math (the trickier stuff, anyway)

What did you do last weekend?
Took off with the family and went to Kansas City to see two baseball games, visit the Harry S. Truman Library and the World War I Liberty Memorial. Ate a few Italian sausages along the way.

Who do you miss?
Quite a few family members and some good friends.


Orange or apple juice?
Orange.

Have you kissed anyone on your top (MySpace) friends?
No.

Whose house did you go to last night?
My apartment.

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
An ailing cousin.

Are you bored?
Not now.

What is the last movie you watched?
Open Range

Name three drinks you regularly drink.
Powerade, Mountain Dew, Water

What are you excited about?
Visiting my parents next weekend and properly celebrate my 27th birthday.

Do you want someone you can't have?
No.

Who was last to slap your butt?
Don't remember. Also sad.

Where was the last place you went?
Prairie Grove, AR.

What's on your mind right now?
I should just order out rather than cook...

Have you cried recently?
No.

If an unstoppable force comes across an unmovable object, then what happens?
It chooses another route, I guess.

Is taking a shower a daily habit?
Very much so.

[Matheus]

What's bothering you right now?
Having to get up and go to History where the professor will say “uh” every other word.


What is in your wallet?
Lots and lots of plastic, and no cash.


Wallpaper on your computers desktop?
The statue of liberty – in France.

Background on your cell phone?
Cinderella’s castle... lol. From the Disney world trip.

What do you want in your life right now?
Time.

Listening to?
silence.

What do you smell like?
cigarette smoke, I’m sure.

Eating?
Nah...

What's your favorite thing to have on your bed?
Sean.

If you could change something in your life, what would it be?
Having more time to pursue personal interests.

What do you wear to bed?
boxers.

Do you remember your dreams?
Not very often, unless they’re really fucked up. Like when I blew up the garage.

Who will you sleep with tomorrow?
Me... maybe Sean.

Have you ever been gambling?
Nope... I don’t really care for wasting money. I can play cards and shit without cash.

What's something you wish you could understand better?
I wish I could be more scientific. I took Astronomy last semester where labs and tests were like… what??? I’d write a paper and I’d get an A.

What did you do last weekend?
Homework, got to see my family, hung out with some friends, and worked.

Who do you miss?
Shannon... we used to have those fun all night conversations after drinking (at the bar or not) talking about life, religion, politics, emotion, and all that good junk.


Orange or apple juice?
I’d rather eat an orange or an apple.

Have you kissed anyone on your top (MySpace) friends?
Sean.

Whose house did you go to last night?
Sarah’s.

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
I think my sister after childbirth, and that was like 4 years ago.

Are you bored?
Not at all...

What is the last movie you watched?
Angst essen Seele auf or in English Ali: Fear Eats The Soul… for comparative lit.

Name three drinks you regularly drink.
Water, Diet Soda, Jack and Coke.

What are you excited about?
No school for 5 days after tomorrow courtesy of the Jews.

Do you want someone you can't have?
I have who I want.

Who was last to slap your butt?
Sean, obviously.

Where was the last place you went?
School.

What's on your mind right now?
I really don’t want to go to history in the morning and hear “uh” a bajillion times...

Have you cried recently?
Ironically, no.

If an unstoppable force comes across an unmovable object, then what happens?
An explosion.

Is taking a shower a daily habit?
During the summer, yes, otherwise, not so much.

[Matheus]

Name: Matheus Matrodameus aka Matthew Clark (slave name)
Birthday: 27 March 1981
Birthplace: Johnson City
Current Location: Binghamton
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dirty blondish.
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Western European, mostly English.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip Flops, bitches!
Your Weakness: Dirty Pop
Your Fears: Retards give me the creeps. I know it sounds awful but it’s true.
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken Cordon Bleu
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Straight A’s
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Peace.
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Hit snooze now"
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes.
Your Bedtime: Whenever, pretty much. Never before 1.
Your Most Missed Memory: You lost me on this one.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi. Coke is only good when using a straw.
McDonalds or Burger King: neither, I’ll cook my own fucking burger.
Single or Group Dates: both are cool, but I prefer single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Gross.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee is gross.
Do you Smoke: Yes, please.
Do you Swear: Who doesn’t?
Do you Sing: As well as Britney Spears. I have mastered the art of lip synching when others are around.
Do you Shower Daily: Summer, yes. Winter, no.
Have you Been in Love: Still am.
Do you want to go to College: I’m in college, I don’t think it’s helping much.
Do you want to get Married: I don’t believe in marriage as an institution.
Do you believe in yourself: Why yes, yes I do.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Noper.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah.
Are you a Health Freak: Most of the time.
Do you get along with your Parents: Most definitely, especially not living with them.
Do you like Thunderstorms: They’re amazing…
Do you play an Instrument: I’m a Britney Spears fan, do you really think I play an instrument?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Obviously?
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Is it considered a date when you pretty much spend most of your free time with said person?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah. I need a new bag for Killer my Chihuahua (not really), I’ve gone to the mall, but I don’t have a dog and I don’t have a murse, either.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I fucking hate Oreos.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Who hasn’t?
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I’ve taken… no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nah…
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I have never stolen anything other than virginity… hah.
Ever been Drunk: der.
Ever been called a Tease: Sean calls me a tease all the time.
Ever been Beaten up: Hehehe… no.
Ever Shoplifted: Nah.
How do you want to Die: Don’t really think about that shit.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: the pope.
What country would you most like to Visit: France.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don’t care
Favourite Hair Color: don’t care
Short or Long Hair: guys with long hair... blech.
Height: taller than me.
Weight: Not disgustingly fat, and not disgustingly skinny.
Best Clothing Style: Dressed to the nines, bitches!!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: 300ish.
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Zero!

[Matheus]

Lots of info about me no one is going to give a shit about.

[RocDoc]

there seems to be an emphasis on the mundane anyway , so bfd.

i thought this was interesting though...

_{What are you excited about?
No school for 5 days after tomorrow courtesy of the Jews.}


never heard of rosh hashanah being off-days for an entire school...except obviously for hebrew/jewish parochial schools...

what sort of a college are you at?

[Matheus]

I'm at Binghamton University, a public school in the SUNY system. I thought it was weird, too, after spending 2 years at another SUNY affiliated school and not getting Rosh Hashanah off. But hey, I'm not complaining, at all!

They do have a Jewish studies program, so that might be why.

[RocDoc]

i don't remember ever getting a jewish holiday off, and here you're talking all 5 days of one.

i guess this is where the 'equal time' lobby gets even with us christians, eh?

he-e-ey! there's 12 days to christmas, ain't there?

or so says some sorta song somewheres....